FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

[Snapps]

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David Rice Atchison

[Cosmic M]

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Well, as everybody knows, if he lands on his head that means James Polk, because Polk has that head **** going on, however, should he land on his tail, the tail is the oppisite of the head, and the oppisite of James Polk is MILLARD FILMORE!

[sanzath]

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Abraham Lincoln obviously.

[tupacodaman]

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george washington, regardless of which way he lands. for more information about the most badass president ever:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ8BCNj2oao

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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The First Presedent Bush.

[mmeegghhaann]

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Garfield.

[OnixRose]

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The answer has to be Jean-Claude Juncker (Luxembourg), I know he's the guy I see flash before my eyes when I fall from those blasted trees, so logically it has to be him. Also everyone in the known world knows he had a pet ferret named Gerorge which, of coarse, is similar to a groundhog named Phil. And he helped create a wild life reserve for a close relative to the groundhog, the giraffe, so it has to be him.

[rade0110]

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Andrew Johnson because his name is as a name, as Groundhog's Day is as generic a holiday.

[SD-ZzDiAmOnDzZ]

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Prime Minister Jean Chretien obviously, if it fell in love with a dead President it would be a necrophiliac, and just no....ew.

[piffy]

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Hmmm... I'd guess I'd say Theodore Roosevelt hehe TEDDY BEAR FTW!

[Kairon]

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Obviously he'll go for Dwight D. Eisenhower.

And on a side note, at the exact same time he will also develop an irrational hatred for Lynden B. Johnson.

[Jinxed_Phantom]

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I would have to guess.... George Washington.

[ballaw hare]

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Twill fall in love with king groundhog!

[a7141988]

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bill clinton

[moches]

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Richard Nixon.

He's a brownnose, just like a groundhog.