I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
i played ageha today and got 50 perfs and like 10 greats then remembered why i quit SM and then i hosted a game of dota
hi mina
Originally posted by THE_MAINFRAME
actually it is, my parents hate me i have no friends and everyone hates me, fine i will just go kill myself like anyone here gives a fat flying ****, when im dead no one will miss me and no i wont come back because i will be dead. i might as well end it anyway i suck at life i suck at stepmania i cant get a friend...
im going to go kill myself...most likely you will all celebrate and party because everyone hates me so much.
Deep in the jungles of Africa lived a troop of silver-back gorilla’s. Many of them were either muscular or somewhat chubby, though little 12 year old Kiki was neither. Kiki was rather slim and small for his age, which concerned his parents and the troop a great deal. They tried everything they knew but nothing helped. Kiki didn’t mind though, he usually went off exploring the area when the troop had decided to rest for the night.
One day as Kiki was swinging from the vines he noticed something odd....something was.....glowing....nearby. Kiki climbed down the tree and made his way to the glowing area. Once he got their he noticed a large, silvery looking pond with many banana trees. Kiki walked over to the bond to get a drink and looked inside the silvery waters and saw, not his own reflection, but that of a massively obese blob of a gorilla! Kiki yelped and jumped back, frightened at first, and slowly made his way to the pond again. This time the reflection was his own, and he sighed in relief. He cupped his hand and dipped it in the water, pulled it out and drank. At once his tastebud’s were ecstatic, it tasted delicious! At once he began to scoop in water faster and faster before he finally plunged his head into the water and began sucking it into his thirsty body. His body began to tingle, his appetite was being increased and his metabolism slowed to an almost complete stop. Kiki slowly removed his head from the water, filled and happy, started to make his way back home. But as he walked his belly let out a loud growl of hunger, Kiki noticed and rubbed it, looking at the trees. He scampered over and climbed the trees, picking many of the bananas from them. The bananas were massive, each looked like it could weigh 5 pounds or more and would most likely tear the limbs of any normal tree off! But the trees stood tall and Kiki continued to pick until he had at least 20, then jumped down to the ground and began to feast. As he ate, his body began to swell with fat, his belly, arms and legs grew rounder and his face got fuller until he had a nice chubby look to him. Once finished, Kiki took about 10 more home for later and snuggled with his parents to sleep.
As the days passed Kiki became fatter. He now had a very large gut on him and had very fat arms and legs, his face was also quite fat as he now had grown a few extra chins. Kiki loved it though, he loved the warm feeling he got when he ate and he loved warming up with his parents at night. Kiki also noticed that there were strange camps being set up around the Glowing Pond, at first he thought it was humans, but they were actually furries. Kiki didn’t come in contact with them much, but he sometimes heard them watching him as he ate. After 3 weeks of eating at the Glowing Pond Kiki had become very obese. His gut now jutted out a good 3 feet in front of him and his arms and legs were almost as thick as tree trunks with fat, his face had also gotten fatter, he now counted 7 chins on his fat face. Kiki was happy though, he was now one of the biggest gorillas in his troop and everyone looked up to him. Kiki made his way to the Glowing Pond, but there was something there today, a very obese foxbear creature. Kiki was confused and cautiously got his bananas and sat down. The foxbear was also eating bananas, 3 that he could tell. The foxbear looked at Kiki and Kiki looked at the foxbear. Slowly, Kiki made his way to the foxbear and sat next to him. They sat there for around 20 minutes, both eating, until the foxbear did an unexpected thing, he offered Kiki his banana! Kiki was very surprised by this, but he slowly reached out, took it, and ate it. The foxbear smiled and Kiki, wanting to show the nice creature his thanks, wrapped his arms around him and hugged him to his huge gut. The foxbear was very surprised by this, but smiled and hugged back. Slowly the hug ended and the foxbear got up to leave. As he waddled away, he waved goodbye to Kiki, Kiki waved goodbye back.
As the days went on, the foxbear would often come to the Glowing Lake and eat lunch with Kiki. Soon they became good friends and would play catch together sometimes. One day though, there were loud noises from the camp and Kiki went to go see. The furries were leaving, the foxbear along with them. Kiki tried to go with them but the foxbear just sighed “I’m sorry boy...you can’t come with us.” Kiki walked off, sad. Soon the trucks began to make their way out of the jungle, but something else was following behind them, Kiki! After following them for almost 5 miles, the trucks stopped and the foxbear got out. “Alright boy, you can come, but no rough housing!” Kiki grunted happily and was lead inside a large box which looked quite homely to him. They soon made it to a large science facility, though many could have mistaken it for a warehouse! Inside the facility was a large pool and plots of soil. The furry scientists dropped the Glowing Pond Water inside the pool, and slowly but surely it began to replicate itself! Soon the pool was filled and they dropped the seeds onto the soil, moments later fully grown trees shot out from the soil, all holding at least 20 banana bunches on each branch! The scientists began to study the fruit carefully, but they also began to study Kiki and how he got so obese. Kiki loved it though, he thought it was a game and played along nicely. Once the scientists figured out that it was from the water and the bananas they began to feed Kiki. Kiki was stuffed breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday for a month, growing to a massive 4 tons! One day, the scientists came over to Kiki, bringing with them a strange hat-object. Kiki smiled, thinking he was getting extra food as the scientists put the object on his head. Then the foxbear put another hat-like object on his head. There was a low “ping” and Kiki could hear a voice. “Hello?” Kiki blinked “who...say...that??” he thought “me. Over here.” the foxbear waved to Kiki, Kiki was very surprised “you can...under-stand....me?” “With this hat on yes.” Kiki was silent for a moment “what...your...na-me?” “Trenton.” the foxbear replied “Trenn-Tonn...” Kiki sounded out “my name Kiki.” “Nice to meet you Kiki.” Trenton replied, Kiki looked at him and smiled “why you take the speci-al water? Why you take special fruits?” he asked “I want to make other small animals big like you Kiki.” he replied “big....like....me?” he blinked and fell silent for a moment, then looked at Trenton. “I...like...that...ide-a” Kiki and Trenton smiled and hugged again. “I’m glad you like it Kiki, now then, I think its about time for lunch?” Kiki smiled and lifted Trenton up onto his massive gut. “Same as yesterday?” “Same as yesterday.” and they laughed and ate bananas.
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