It's not that easy being green..
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves..
When I think it could be nicer being grey, or brown ,or puce..
Or something much less colorful like that..

Its not easy being green..
It seems you blend in with so many other beautiful things..
And grouches tend to pass you over..
'Cause you're not all dingy looking like mud in the water,
or smog in the sky..

But green's the color of slime..
And green can be gross and moldy like..
And green can be smelly like a stink weed,
or angry like an alligator, or sour like a pickle..

When green is all there is to be..
It could make you wonder why,
But why wonder, why wonder..
I am green and it'll do fine
and it's yucky and I think it's what I want to be..
Yeah..

Okay songs over, now get lost!

Slimey and Fluffy are all I need, so LEAVE ME ALONE.

They say life is all about the greens .
To think I used to be yellow .

Why..