The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

FestiveTurkey · 03-8-2008, 07:05 AM

Time is coming as spring break approaches and has the poll for the best and worst lovers of the world.

The survey was based on the poll of 10,000 women in 50 countries.

German men have been branded the ‘worst lovers in the world’ thanks to their selfishness.

The second in the list were Swedish blokes, and the reason for their spot was that they were too quick.

Because of being too rough Holland men made it to the third spot in the list of worst lovers. As for the Americans they secured the fourth place because of their dominance.

They were followed by Welsh men, because they were too soppy, fifth were the ‘too loud’ Scots and sixth were Turks for being too sweaty.

Tenth spot was given to English men, as according to the poll they were too chubby. According to the women polled, the best lovers were as expected, Italians and French.

Any thoughts? Opinions?

Personally, I think they have Germany, USA, Italy, and France pretty much right down to the money. Everyone just needs to back off from being turned on all time time and needs to get into shape.

edit: Damn...forgot the poll.

omgitznpv · 03-8-2008, 07:09 AM

what about asians

FestiveTurkey · 03-8-2008, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgitznpv

what about asians

I'm trying to find the entire list.. Might take me a while because Google and Yahoo aren't helping.

edit: Best I can find at the moment.

Another list:
1. Germans ..selfish
2. Swedes..to quick
3. Dutch..too rough
4. Yanks..too dominating
5. Welsh..soppy
6. Scots..too loud
7. Turks..sweaty
8. Greeks..smelly
9. Russians..hairy
10. English..too chubby

omgitznpv · 03-8-2008, 09:17 AM

Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank hehe

**Coolboyrulez0** · 03-8-2008, 10:20 AM

Aw **** you! I am german and I ain't selfish, nor a bad lover.

**sumzup** · 03-8-2008, 06:41 PM

That's what they all say.

FestiveTurkey · 03-8-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgitznpv

Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank hehe

Yeah...I can't find the whole list. Sry.

**stretchypanda** · 03-8-2008, 07:43 PM

Guido is the world's best lover.

Crashfan3 · 03-8-2008, 07:46 PM

Hmm... I'm 1/8 Norwegian... don't see them anywhere on the list...

Touchie_Duckie · 03-8-2008, 07:52 PM

My ex boyfriend was Italian.

Notice the ex part.

Das Mustafah · 03-8-2008, 07:59 PM

Who performed this survey? Time? The wording confuses me.

Seems pretty narrow to have only 10,000 women polled, especially considering most of these women didn't answer based on any knowledge but were simply responding to stereotypes.

FestiveTurkey · 03-8-2008, 08:05 PM

List:
1. Germans
2. Swedish
3. Dutch
4. Americans
5. Welsh
6. Scottish
7. Turks
8. Greeks
9. Russians
10. English
11. South Africans
12. Australians
13. Hispanic
14. Danish
15. New Zealand
16. Brazilian
17. Canadian

Tibs · 03-8-2008, 08:07 PM

Hi you're probably Madmatt brb checking that list of accounts registered from Madmatt's IP.

Das Mustafah · 03-8-2008, 08:13 PM

Who's Madatt?

JKPolk · 03-8-2008, 08:37 PM

Your worst nightmare.

Nah I'm just kidding he's just an idiot.

An idiot from your worst nightmares...

FestiveTurkey · 03-8-2008, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tibs

Hi you're probably Madmatt brb checking that list of accounts registered from Madmatt's IP.

Is he like FFR's worst nightmare?

Nyokou · 03-8-2008, 11:36 PM

He's an idiot that posts useless threads that no one cares about.

-Fallen- · 03-9-2008, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coolboyrulez0

Aw **** you! I am german and I ain't selfish, nor a bad lover.

Cause you have so much experience being a lover by the age of 14?

Also yay for Canada being the very last, hellz yeah

hoochan · 03-9-2008, 12:17 AM

Asians are not even on that list yet. Woohoo!

tsugomaru · 03-9-2008, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FestiveTurkey

Is he like FFR's worst nightmare?

This almost confirms it's you. It's the way he would respond to such a statement.

~Tsugomaru

03-8-2008, 07:05 AM	#1
FestiveTurkey Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 33	The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Time is coming as spring break approaches and has the poll for the best and worst lovers of the world. The survey was based on the poll of 10,000 women in 50 countries. German men have been branded the ‘worst lovers in the world’ thanks to their selfishness. The second in the list were Swedish blokes, and the reason for their spot was that they were too quick. Because of being too rough Holland men made it to the third spot in the list of worst lovers. As for the Americans they secured the fourth place because of their dominance. They were followed by Welsh men, because they were too soppy, fifth were the ‘too loud’ Scots and sixth were Turks for being too sweaty. Tenth spot was given to English men, as according to the poll they were too chubby. According to the women polled, the best lovers were as expected, Italians and French. Any thoughts? Opinions? Personally, I think they have Germany, USA, Italy, and France pretty much right down to the money. Everyone just needs to back off from being turned on all time time and needs to get into shape. edit: Damn...forgot the poll.

03-8-2008, 10:20 AM	#5
Coolboyrulez0 villain FFR Simfile Author FFR Music Producer FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 19 Posts: 8,140	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Aw **** you! I am german and I ain't selfish, nor a bad lover. __________________

03-8-2008, 06:41 PM	#6
sumzup (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5) FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Seattle Age: 22 Posts: 1,397	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World That's what they all say.

03-8-2008, 07:43 PM	#8
stretchypanda shock me shock me FFR Veteran Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 28 Posts: 4,123	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Guido is the world's best lover.

03-8-2008, 07:46 PM	#9
Crashfan3 Forum User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lebanon, Oregon Age: 21 Posts: 2,922	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Hmm... I'm 1/8 Norwegian... don't see them anywhere on the list... __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

03-8-2008, 07:52 PM	#10
Touchie_Duckie FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Florida Age: 23 Posts: 46	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World My ex boyfriend was Italian. Notice the ex part. __________________

03-8-2008, 07:59 PM	#11
Das Mustafah FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 137	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Who performed this survey? Time? The wording confuses me. Seems pretty narrow to have only 10,000 women polled, especially considering most of these women didn't answer based on any knowledge but were simply responding to stereotypes.

03-8-2008, 08:05 PM	#12
FestiveTurkey Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 33	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World List: 1. Germans 2. Swedish 3. Dutch 4. Americans 5. Welsh 6. Scottish 7. Turks 8. Greeks 9. Russians 10. English 11. South Africans 12. Australians 13. Hispanic 14. Danish 15. New Zealand 16. Brazilian 17. Canadian Last edited by FestiveTurkey; 03-8-2008 at 08:10 PM..

03-8-2008, 08:07 PM	#13
Tibs FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Age: 24 Posts: 5,220	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Hi you're probably Madmatt brb checking that list of accounts registered from Madmatt's IP.

03-8-2008, 08:13 PM	#14
Das Mustafah FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 137	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Who's Madatt?

03-8-2008, 08:37 PM	#15
JKPolk Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Goddard Space Center, MD Age: 26 Posts: 3,733	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Your worst nightmare. Nah I'm just kidding he's just an idiot. An idiot from your worst nightmares... __________________ [/center]

03-8-2008, 11:36 PM	#17
Nyokou Global Generation FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: United States Age: 21 Posts: 4,101	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World He's an idiot that posts useless threads that no one cares about. __________________

03-9-2008, 12:17 AM	#19
hoochan woah shrooms FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 21 Posts: 3,955	Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World Asians are not even on that list yet. Woohoo!

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