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  • #1
    FFR Player
    fido123
    • Sep 2005
    • 4245

    With Regards to Internet Suicide

    Well a week ago I made a joke out of my Facebook. I never go on it and only have it because everybody else does. It is now a complete mockery which depicts me as a stereotypical jock. Well I've gotten some mail from a girl saying she thinks I'm hot. I really don't want to have her kill herself but I just don't know what to do. What do I do FFR?

    My Facebook Profile she has helplessly fallen in love with




    Girl + Message
    Last edited by fido123; 01-9-2008, 06:52 PM.
  • #2
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    ninjaKIWI
    • Aug 2006
    • 3308

    Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

    Tell her that you're gay.
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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    • #3
      FFR Player
      [TeRa]
      • May 2007
      • 9922

      Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

      tell her your a shemale

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      • #4
        /DJS\
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        Starshot
        • Dec 2004
        • 1794

        Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

        Not ****ing funny.

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        • #5
          FFR Player
          Tibs
          • May 2006
          • 5235

          Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

          Yeah I bet you never use it.

          Metal covers of vidya game songs

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          • #6
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            pokelda
            • Jun 2006
            • 3878

            Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

            That's what she said.

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            • #7
              cohoooooon
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              omgitznpv
              • Aug 2005
              • 6980

              Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

              rofl @ this
              Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
              What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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              • #8
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                three17s
                • Apr 2005
                • 582

                Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                goatse works
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                • #9
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                  fastfingers65
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1124

                  Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                  Tell her you have 3 testicles.

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                  • #10
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                    [TeRa]
                    • May 2007
                    • 9922

                    Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                    omg i got it, use reverse psychology, tell her SHE's ugly and fat, instead of getting along until she says that to you!

                    great plan right?

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                    • #11
                      FFR Player
                      Kamunt
                      • May 2005
                      • 372

                      Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                      Originally posted by Starshot
                      Not ****ing funny.
                      If it was posted in TGB, and TGB didn't hate fido, then maybe it would be. To me, it's mildly amusing...
                      Professional Dubstep Hater

                      Last edited by Omeganitros : Today at 01:46 AM. Reason: What the hell were you thinking?

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                      • #12
                        FFR Player
                        fido123
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4245

                        Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                        Originally posted by Kamunt
                        If it was posted in TGB, and TGB didn't hate fido, then maybe it would be. To me, it's mildly amusing...
                        All my threads I post in TGB are automatically redirected to Chit-Chat...god they love me!


                        @TaRa: I'm going too tell her she's "hawt" and see where that takes me...brb...sending her message


                        EDIT:
                        I think your pretty hawt too
                        mpalmer8828@hotmail.com
                        It's the least I can do to keep her self-esteem up because I don't want to get charged with killing her or anything.
                        Pics of message on request because I'm to lazy to do it without being asked.
                        Last edited by fido123; 01-9-2008, 06:50 PM.

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                        • #13
                          plain old ugly ass dumbas
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          ninjaKIWI
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 3308

                          Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                          Originally posted by three17s
                          goatse works
                          Rightright, Tell her you're the guy from Goatse.
                          Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                          "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                          "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                          "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                          "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                          "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                          "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                          • #14
                            remederpin
                            remedy1502
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 4936

                            Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                            Change your birthday, it says you're 16. Take out where it shows the year on your profile.

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                            • #15
                              FFR Player
                              purebloodtexan
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 2845

                              Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                              You could just not respond to her.


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