FFR Awards, Part II: The Results

[TheRapingDragon]

* De-Sticky the voting thread please.

* Sticky this please.


Hello everyone and welcome to the FFR Awards 2006, Part II: The Results. Before we get into who won what I would like to give a couple of my own thanks.

Thanks to Guido / Selenica / Sertman / Mead / Doug / Manti / Nforcer. You guys all sent in your PM’s to me for the results, the rest of the committee did nothing, much like myself, so without you guys these results would not even be getting posted up today.

Thanks also have to go to Tibs, he went around the forums finding all the relevant threads and pictures that I needed to make this thread. It saved me time and also allowed me to be lazy some more. So cheers mate.

If you don’t want to read this version then go on to the bottom of the page, all the results are there in list form.

Anyway, on to the tl;dr version.

We start off with the GENERAL category, these awards go to people who are the best in each category. Starting off we have those people who make entering FFR an easier and more enjoyable experience, that or they drive us off with their flaming and incessant talk of Japanese RPG’s. Two people fit this. Winning the awards for Friendliest Poster and Most Helpful Poster, MrESqueek. Winning the awards for Least Friendly Poster and Least Helpful Poster is Moogy. Congratulations.

Moving on we have a person who overshadows us all when it comes to posting in large quantities. This man has an impressive 11.23 posts per day, as well as having a total of 14,064 posts and wins the award for Biggest Postwhore. Come on up, Tasselfoot.

Moving on we have the Most Random Poster award. This is awarded to a man who posts everything from random CGI cartoons to anything your mind can fathom. He even gives out his own points as marks of respect. This award was meant for Omeganitros

Z3ratul is the least noticed poster winner. I don’t actually know much about him or his posts, sorry.

Every day FFR gets flooded with new people. They come in two categories, “n00bs” to which the worst are present and “newbs” to whom we nurture into productive posting members. Winning Best Newbie is Selinica, a woman who recently celebrated her one year anniversary at FFR but who has only been posting in the last couple of months or so. Well done. Worst Newbie was a tie, but This_n00b_rocks got banned, so I proudly present this award to AeonShadow. You most definitely earned it.

On to what a lot of people will be interested in. Sexiest Male and Sexiest Female. These awards are presented to Jewpin and Stretchypanda. Just take a look at how hot and sexy they truly can be:


Irish Charmer.


**** Goes Where?

That concludes the GENERAL part of the awards ceremony. We move now to the FORUM section. These awards are given to the people who are most noticed (for better or worse) on the FFR forums.

Best Avatar proved to be quite a hard fought battle and in the end three people came out as tied winners. Those were, again, MrESqueek, Omeganitros, and newcomer sc979. Provided is an artists interpretation of how we should view all three avatars:

Thank you Tibs.

Worst avatar is a surprise victory for Synthlight.



Cheers?

Signatures are next in line. Best Signature goes to iPatch with his famous Dance, iPatch, Dance thread backing this amazing signature up. Just look at it:



Worst Signature goes to Kashazu, which is just him begging pathetically for a new signature.

Coming up on the two awards that the staff care about, we have Best Moderator and Best Administrator. The winrars are Guido and Tass. These are especially worthy results because both only recently became what they are during 2006. So they have obviously been recent good additions for promotion. Well-done guys.

Best Overall Poster Speaks for itself. This guy oozes style. The duke wins. Congratulations Jewpin.

Worst Overall Poster caused some confusion amongst the committee it would seem. One member had it at a 2-way tie, the other had it at a 3-way tie but with a different 3rd person, meaning four people in the running for this prestigious title. Tibothy did a quick double check and found that:

Tibs wrote:

Kazashu: II
Blue Blur: II
Kashmu Blur: I

WAIT SAME PERSON LOL: IIIII

Kashazu wins.

Most Missed:

Least Missed:
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...7&postcount=10

In quite an upset, the Best Thread has turned out to be Women

In a none-too-surprising result, the Worst Thread goes to 1MIL GET

That concludes the FORUM awards. We move on to the awards for THREADS.

This section is for showing everyone at FFR just what the best threads this year were, whether you liked them or not they were legendary. Starting in Critical Thinking we have the thought provoking winner of the Most Interesting CT Discussion. The winner is Does Death Scare Anybody Else?.

The Funniest Garbage Bin Thread is This Looks Shooped. I can tell this is the winner from some of the posts and from seeing quite a few wins in my time.

Most Enjoyable Chit-Chat Thread turns out to be an easy win for Post Your Picture

We come now to the ultimate thread. The Best Thread 2006. This thread has gripped us all from start to finish, from the start boasting insane scores (later proven to be fake) and lasting 184 pages. This beast of a thread currently has 3,672 replies and 57,303 views. I expect that to go up after this thread gets seen. Huge award goes to Omg… Did Insane….

We move on to PERSONALITY. This is what we think of people.

Funniest Poster goes to Tibs. A man who has made epic wins from Tibs Vs A2P to recent wins such as that beautiful picture of Jewpin you see up there ^^. He is truly a funny poster.

On the other hand, Least Funny Poster is awarded to duhh, a guy who believes that the definition of funny can be found inside the term “lol”.

Smartest Poster goes to aperson, though I honestly don’t know why, I guess I don’t read enough of his posts. I’ll take the forums word on it. Stupidest Poster should be a heads up for the Dumbass of the Year award, xxH03xx…Boris_is_Rad, whatever the fuck your name is, congratulations on this worthy title and award of stupidest poster.

Most Interesting Poster is another award for our mighty old-school Duke, Jewpin.

The next three awards were all fought over eagerly from the cream of FFR’s artistic crop. We have Most Talented, Best Music, and Best Artist. Confusion arose as to what an “artist” technically is, but the winners are Classic_Rocker (Most Talented / Best Artist) and SGX (Best Music). To commemorate their awards I present you their respective talents, in thread form:

http://www.sgxmusic.com/music.htm

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=53286

FUTURE! It’s the thing we fear, but here on the forums you need to look to the future for the next winners and losers. Let’s get going.

Ironically, the Next Mod award goes to a person who was formerly a moderator, one bad day changed that though, but we still want him back. Kilga, come accept your award, and possibly future modship. Next Admin goes, again, to our favourite Duke, the one and only Jewpin.

In a twist of fate, the Next Ban award was won while voting was still happening. This_n00b_rocks is the winner, let’s hope he wins this award many more times in the future.

The User Most Likely To Leave Soon turned out as a tie, which was expected as lots of people might leave at any day. The winners are DaShoe (who?) and TN_Sasuke (whiny kid who wants us to believe he has had 18 girlfriends). Bye guys!

We are coming up to the end of the awards and to conclude we have a new section that I made, dedicated to all that is THE GAME. I felt that we need to celebrate the best of the players of the game.

Best FFR-File 2006 goes to the epic Stepmania simfile that was cut into five pieces. Stepped by Rebirth0, The Games We Played is the winner. There were many a complaint about files in FFR this year, from Pants to Lawn Wake IV, but the undisputable winner is Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star.

Many people play THE GAME, but there are some who we notice more than others, they play day after day, game after game, whoring it to the point where they become number 1 rank purely because they have the biggest cumulative score. The first FFR Gamewhore is awarded to Scottish. Finally, our final award goes out to that player who has showed promise in recent months, the one most emulating the fast rise in skill that players such as Shashakiro displayed. Our Up And Coming FFRer is Dore. Congratulations.

And that is it, that concludes the results of the FFR Awards 2006. I would like to say congratulations to all the winners and commiserations to all of the runners up and people who didn’t even get voted for once. See you all next year.

GENERAL

Friendliest Poster: Squeek
Least Friendly Poster: Moogy
Most Helpful Poster: Squeek
Least Helpful Poster: Moogy
Biggest Postwhore: Tasselfoot
Most Random Poster: Omeganitros
The "Who Am I" Award (least noticed poster): Z3ratul
Best Newbie: Selinica
Worst Newbie: Aeonshadow
Sexiest Male: Jewpin
Sexiest Female: Stretchypanda


FORUM

Best Avatar: Squeek / Omeganitros / sc979
Worst Avatar: Synthlight
Best Signature: iPatch
Worst Signature: Kashazu
Best Moderator: GuidoHunter
Best Administrator: Tasselfoot
Best Overall Poster: Jewpin
Worst Overall Poster: Kashazu
Most Missed: Tsutter
Least Missed: Arch0wl
Best Thread: Women
Worst Thread: 1MIL GET

THREADS

Most Interesting Critical Thinking discussion: Does Death Scare Anybody Else?
Funniest Garbage Bin Thread: This Looks Shooped, I mean, shopped.
Most Enjoyable Chit Chat Thread: Post Your Picture
Best thread 2006: Omg... Did Insane...


PERSONALITY / OTHER

Funniest Poster: -Tibs-
Least Funny Poster: Duhh_
Smartest Poster: aperson
Stupidest Poster: xxH03xx
Most Talented: Classic_Rocker
Most Interesting Poster: Jewpin
Best Music: SGX
Best Artist: Classic_Rocker

FUTURE!

Next Mod: Kilga
Next Admin: Jewpin
Next Ban: This_n00b_rocks
User Most Likely to Leave Soon: DaShoe / TN_Sasuke

FFR - THE GAME

Best FFR-File 2006: The Games We Played Parts 1-5
Worst FFR-File 2006: EHHS
FFR Gamewhore: Scottish
Up and Coming FFRer: Dore

[Tibs]

First.

[Tokzic]

Second.

Also I got beaten out in all three categories I got multiple votes in. ;_;

[msbrunnettemickey]

3rd

[iPatcH]

Fourth.

God, I love my sig.

[Biff_tech]

I miss arch0wl, but thats cause I don't know wat he was like here anyways Congrats to all the winners unfortunatly I don't think TN_Sasuke is going anywheres....

And did TSutter die or somthing???

Dark your sixth

[DarkManticoreX2]

Sixth, I got nothing :'(

[TheRapingDragon]

Tsutter, ultimately, was banned.

[iPatcH]

I didn't even know about the voting >_>

[Omeganitros]

<3th

[tsugomaru]

I love the sig combination. And Jewpin's awesome photo.

~Tsugomaru

[MCRenaissance]

10th.

****, got ninja'd.

11th then.

[SethSquall]

I'm glad Duhh got least funny poster.

[Shashakiro]

Jewpin got more than 4 votes for Next Admin?

recount plz

EDIT: Apparently he got 5, then I got 2 more that didn't count because they were after the deadline.

lame.

[jwcgator]

Win.

[SethSquall]

Originally Posted by Shashakiro

Jewpin got more than 4 votes for Next Admin?

recount plz

EDIT: Apparently he got 5, then I got 2 more that didn't count because they were after the deadline.

lame.

YOU WERE ROBBED!

[Selinica]

Egads. And i've only been posting about a month.

Swift.

Congrats to all ye winsome lot. Here's to another year of debauchery.

-Sel

[TN_Sasuke]

yay! i won something =D
But you all are right, i just might leave soon.

but i did have 18 girlfriends, my longest relationship was like....3 months?
I still cant believe Doug31 didnt win most helpful poster.
thats like....synthlight winning...best avi.

[Rebirth0]

Best File: TGWP

<3

[mead1]

We mostly just feel sorry for how much time you spent on it.