Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

**Specforces** · 02-27-2008, 01:06 PM

If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS:

ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage.

If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins.

Yours always,

~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)

NFD · 02-27-2008, 01:08 PM

Considering this...

**EAGAMES** · 02-27-2008, 01:08 PM

Synthlight's sister dumped me last week so I guess I'm off to the Himalayan Mountains. Thanks Specs!

**foilman8805** · 02-27-2008, 01:09 PM

Cute.

I hate Halo, and I'm terrible at beer pong.

I'll just stick with my subscriber status for now. But thanks for the info, Spec.

GuidoHunter · 02-27-2008, 01:11 PM

Then you will pass into the SHRINE of the SILVER MONKEY...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

**FishFishRevolution** · 02-27-2008, 01:11 PM

I married NightSonnett. That's why I got modded.

**foilman8805** · 02-27-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Then you will pass into the SHRINE of the SILVER MONKEY...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Ohai, Olmec.

**Specforces** · 02-27-2008, 01:21 PM

I married Wanita Rinata Reynolds Webb, Synth's third cousin twice removed, and let me tell you guys! She is a decent cook, she can only say three things... those being: Yessurh, Gahahhbab, and I will never disobey you. She makes for a wonderful cleaning lady and she NEVER questions me, EVER. She even lets me beat her whenever I want to! Here's the most recent picture I can find:

Grandiagod · 02-27-2008, 01:23 PM

I don't want to be a moderator.

They're all fags.

**orlando2k7** · 02-27-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Specforces

If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS:

ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage.

If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins.

Yours always,

~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)

I understand that we won't be admins anytime soon, but i found this to be soo funny. lol

**hoochan** · 02-27-2008, 01:29 PM

i see no test of halo 3 in there

this is definitely a ploy...

**Specforces** · 02-27-2008, 01:36 PM

WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF? eh? VILE AND LOWLY USER!!!!

How dare you make a mockery of the introduction of these trials here on this board right now? Do you have no sense of reverence for the holy information that has just been passed down to you? HOW DARE YOU?!

I see that there must be a lesson in ettiquete here in Chit Chat. I may take this daunting task on as soon as I finish indoctrinating the next Admin. YOU SILLY WORM! You better prepare for the upcoming onslaught. Your head will be among the first I hold in my hand to feast upon.

omgitznpv · 02-27-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Specforces

First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test.

I've already done this woo

**lumphoboextreme** · 02-27-2008, 02:05 PM

I could be an mp moderater or something. xD

I'm a noob at coding though so I would fail as an admin

**Specforces** · 02-27-2008, 02:06 PM

copying and pasting things is FUNNY

CAFK · 02-27-2008, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djshox

IN ORDER TO TRULY BECOME A MODERATOR:

You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Statue there, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you could jump in the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. Next, you could climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to enter the Swamp. If you escape, you might have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you could crawl through the Pit of Despair and, finally, make your way through the Cave of Sighs and back to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone.

Good luck.

I always loved Legend of the Hidden Temple. So now to find a suitable partner... *coughDJ_Swabbercough*

DRangedTeddyBear · 02-27-2008, 02:11 PM

I have no chance.
PurplePoise isn't ready for such a serious relationship.

**Rebirth0** · 02-27-2008, 02:25 PM

Spec you shouldv'e given me the last test when we were in Chicago. I'd be in the land of the admins by now if you would have

**Kekeb** · 02-27-2008, 02:26 PM

You're also not allowed to look synthlight in the eye... good luck getting to the point of even seeing him though.

**EnR** · 02-27-2008, 02:28 PM

lol Ha Lo Deux xD

Halo 2 wut

02-27-2008, 01:06 PM	#1
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS: ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage. If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins. Yours always, ~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)

02-27-2008, 01:08 PM	#2
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? Considering this... __________________

02-27-2008, 01:09 PM	#4
foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 35 Posts: 5,704	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? Cute. I hate Halo, and I'm terrible at beer pong. I'll just stick with my subscriber status for now. But thanks for the info, Spec.

02-27-2008, 01:11 PM	#6
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 36 Posts: 7,251	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? I married NightSonnett. That's why I got modded. __________________

02-27-2008, 01:21 PM	#8
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? I married Wanita Rinata Reynolds Webb, Synth's third cousin twice removed, and let me tell you guys! She is a decent cook, she can only say three things... those being: Yessurh, Gahahhbab, and I will never disobey you. She makes for a wonderful cleaning lady and she NEVER questions me, EVER. She even lets me beat her whenever I want to! Here's the most recent picture I can find:

02-27-2008, 01:23 PM	#9
Grandiagod FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Feaefaw Age: 35 Posts: 6,122	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? I don't want to be a moderator. They're all fags. __________________ He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

02-27-2008, 01:29 PM	#11
hoochan woah shrooms Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,840	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? i see no test of halo 3 in there this is definitely a ploy...

02-27-2008, 01:36 PM	#12
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF? eh? VILE AND LOWLY USER!!!! How dare you make a mockery of the introduction of these trials here on this board right now? Do you have no sense of reverence for the holy information that has just been passed down to you? HOW DARE YOU?! I see that there must be a lesson in ettiquete here in Chit Chat. I may take this daunting task on as soon as I finish indoctrinating the next Admin. YOU SILLY WORM! You better prepare for the upcoming onslaught. Your head will be among the first I hold in my hand to feast upon.

02-27-2008, 02:05 PM	#14
lumphoboextreme FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 33 Posts: 8,592	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? I could be an mp moderater or something. xD I'm a noob at coding though so I would fail as an admin __________________

02-27-2008, 02:06 PM	#15
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? copying and pasting things is FUNNY

02-27-2008, 02:11 PM	#17
DRangedTeddyBear FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: vid.chat Posts: 82	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? I have no chance. PurplePoise isn't ready for such a serious relationship.

02-27-2008, 02:25 PM	#18
Rebirth0 FFR Originalbro Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Age: 33 Posts: 8,750	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? Spec you shouldv'e given me the last test when we were in Chicago. I'd be in the land of the admins by now if you would have

02-27-2008, 02:26 PM	#19
Kekeb davai Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 2,765	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? You're also not allowed to look synthlight in the eye... good luck getting to the point of even seeing him though.

02-27-2008, 02:28 PM	#20
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin? lol Ha Lo Deux xD Halo 2 wut __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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