THE Official Lurker AMA

lurker · 04-13-2014, 05:51 PM

ask me why i'm so fucking special

Zapmeister · 04-13-2014, 06:29 PM

You're playing poker with a tiger, a rabbit, a donkey, a hippopotamus, a lobster, a kookaburra, and a penguin. You're holding Ah 4h and the flop is 2d 2c 4s. The tiger assertively taps the table with its paw and fiddles around with its chips while grinning at the donkey and bets 4 times the minimum. The rabbit already folded preflop. The donkey is looking slightly scornfully at the tiger in a "what did I do!?" sort of way, and without paying much attention, calls. The hippopotamus grunts loudly and folds. The lobster clamps its cards very tightly with its claws close to itself, nervously reaches for its chips, and very hesitantly raises to 10 times the minimum. The kookaburra already folded preflop. The penguin waddles around aimlessly and folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Who do you think will win the English Football Association Challenge Cup this year, Arsenal or Hull?

You acquire 501 identical orange space hoppers of a decent quality from some random corner store, because a friend of yours went there and saw that they had a "buy 500 get 1 free" offer on them so he bought 501 of them and tried to return 500 of them for a full price refund hoping to end up with a net gain of 1 free space hopper, but this didn't work, so he dumped all 501 of them on your doorstep. What do you do with them?

In English, why is there no singular form for scissors?

lurker · 04-13-2014, 06:38 PM

all in

hull's uniforms are classier so i'll go with them

attempt to hold a space hopper party at my school but because everyone is studying for midterms (scheduled 2 weeks before finals for some bizarre reason) nobody shows up

because one half of a pair of safety scissors isn't sharp enough to stab someone's eye out

Snowcrafta · 04-13-2014, 07:18 PM

Will you marry me?

lurker · 04-13-2014, 07:42 PM

xThai · 04-13-2014, 07:48 PM

can i tickle your balls

04-13-2014, 05:51 PM	#1
lurker ur worst nitemare Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 1,626	THE Official Lurker AMA ask me why i'm so fucking special __________________ some feathery f**k

04-13-2014, 06:29 PM	#2
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: THE Official Lurker AMA You're playing poker with a tiger, a rabbit, a donkey, a hippopotamus, a lobster, a kookaburra, and a penguin. You're holding Ah 4h and the flop is 2d 2c 4s. The tiger assertively taps the table with its paw and fiddles around with its chips while grinning at the donkey and bets 4 times the minimum. The rabbit already folded preflop. The donkey is looking slightly scornfully at the tiger in a "what did I do!?" sort of way, and without paying much attention, calls. The hippopotamus grunts loudly and folds. The lobster clamps its cards very tightly with its claws close to itself, nervously reaches for its chips, and very hesitantly raises to 10 times the minimum. The kookaburra already folded preflop. The penguin waddles around aimlessly and folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming? Who do you think will win the English Football Association Challenge Cup this year, Arsenal or Hull? You acquire 501 identical orange space hoppers of a decent quality from some random corner store, because a friend of yours went there and saw that they had a "buy 500 get 1 free" offer on them so he bought 501 of them and tried to return 500 of them for a full price refund hoping to end up with a net gain of 1 free space hopper, but this didn't work, so he dumped all 501 of them on your doorstep. What do you do with them? In English, why is there no singular form for scissors? __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

04-13-2014, 06:38 PM	#3
lurker ur worst nitemare Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 1,626	Re: THE Official Lurker AMA all in hull's uniforms are classier so i'll go with them attempt to hold a space hopper party at my school but because everyone is studying for midterms (scheduled 2 weeks before finals for some bizarre reason) nobody shows up because one half of a pair of safety scissors isn't sharp enough to stab someone's eye out __________________ some feathery f**k

04-13-2014, 07:18 PM	#4
Snowcrafta V's beta-male entourage Join Date: May 2005 Location: Boise, ID Age: 36 Posts: 2,873	Re: THE Official Lurker AMA Will you marry me? __________________

04-13-2014, 07:42 PM	#5
lurker ur worst nitemare Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 1,626	Re: THE Official Lurker AMA yep __________________ some feathery f**k

04-13-2014, 07:48 PM	#6
xThai slurprprprprpr ~ Join Date: May 2008 Location: Canada, Ontario. Posts: 848	Re: THE Official Lurker AMA can i tickle your balls __________________

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