Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

[Wlfwnd91]

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

TECHNICALLY (according to the Bible... which we know is all 100% fact) Satan was an angel who tried to take over heaven and therefore God evicted him from heaven and he became RULER OF HELL.

You should all know that. I'm not even religious and I know that.

Actually, Satan doesn't technically rule hell. He roams the planet looking for souls. The souls he gets go to hell, but he doesn't actually reside there. Jeeze, I'm not even religious and I know that. Would I really get all that stuff if I sent $50 to that address though? lol

[JurseyRider734]

Originally Posted by Wlfwnd91

Actually, Satan doesn't technically rule hell. He roams the planet looking for souls. The souls he gets go to hell, but he doesn't actually reside there. Jeeze, I'm not even religious and I know that. Would I really get all that stuff if I sent $50 to that address though? lol

Yeah, "ruler of hell" was a general statement