1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart - Page 6

Sapphire Rain · 03-12-2007, 05:07 PM

Put your arms in the sleeves of a shirt and grab people who pass by.

thepondermatic · 03-12-2007, 06:44 PM

Knock over all of the shelves.

*push* *BOOM* *push* *BOOM* *push* *BOOM*...

meiloyn · 03-12-2007, 07:41 PM

Put on every hat from the Walmart hat rack in a tower and pretend you're the Mad Hatter.

Then run down every aisle screaming, "HAT TIME!" and throw hats off your head.

BoAroXz · 03-12-2007, 10:46 PM

shoot the clerk

FRANKKK · 03-12-2007, 10:55 PM

tie an old woman to the ground then set up a ramp from the sports section...then take a bike, go off the ramp and land on the old women.

Bangcrashboom · 03-12-2007, 10:55 PM

106. Ask random people if they wanna make out in the store, and ask for their phone numbers (including the employes)

btw can we post more than once?

meiloyn · 03-13-2007, 12:00 AM

Around Halloween, take one of the plastic axes, hide inside a clothing rack, and jump out with your axe screaming out loud when someone passes by. Do this for every few people, and then move to a different rack.

When the workers come to take you out, tell them that you were trying to keep faitful to the holidays.

M-C-K · 03-13-2007, 10:29 AM

use ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

HiSummoner · 03-13-2007, 06:09 PM

Hide behind the Candy in the Candy isle and when someone walks by, open a bag and chuck at them. the scream (still behind the candy) THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON YOUR DIET!

**Matrixdude** · 03-13-2007, 07:28 PM

Kill... Some dude...

Bangcrashboom · 03-13-2007, 08:31 PM

Materbate in front of people.....

HiSummoner · 03-15-2007, 06:30 PM

Go shopping and grab everything that you've every wanted and more and take it to the check-out. Give the cashier 12 cents and when he says something to you scream, 'NAKID LADIES DON'T WEAR BIKINIS!' then run to the intercom and repeat.

Chocaholic · 03-15-2007, 06:39 PM

go up to some one and glomp them ( a glomp is a mix between a hug and tackle)

pick up some one and caryy them all around wal-mart yelling and screaming and tell the people that stare at you that you are perfectly normal( I ve done this before^^long story if you want to know pm me)

Rushm0r3-091404 · 03-15-2007, 07:55 PM

GET DRUNK AND RUN AROUND THE STOR CUSSING OR SINGING!!!ROFLOL!XD
TAKE SHOPPING CARTS AND RUN INTO *ILES*(HOW EVER U SPELL IT)XD
[THATS 2]

**Windscarredfaith** · 03-15-2007, 07:56 PM

Open every grocery item and eat a little of each bag, and put it back on the shelves.

lXD · 03-15-2007, 08:00 PM

tie up the handycap people and cover them in thhose stupid simley stickers

shantred · 03-15-2007, 09:29 PM

Okay, I know I don't post much, but I couldn't miss out on this one

(Yes, my friends and I have done this).
Go find some hair-dye. Buy it, and while at checkout, have small-chat with your chashier and immediately after you pay for it, open it up, and start dying your hair at the checkout. This will OF COURSE, prompt the cashier to ask you what you're doing.
Simply look at them, say "No habla english." and get right back to what you were doing. They will likely start calling you a liar, or something. Just keep saying "NO HABLA ENGLISH!" and as time goes on, get more and more angry/offended. After about the third time, get really pissed off, and squirt the contents of the hair-dye onto them, throw the bottle down, and QUICKLY walk out.

Some rules:
DON'T SPRAY AT THEIR FACE! <----important. This could make them blind, and quite frankly, could get you in more trouble than just getting kicked out.
If they start speaking spanish, Immediately act offended at what they said, and continue on with the prank.

Yes, my friends and I ARE idiots.

Tsunami.wav · 03-15-2007, 09:38 PM

Strap a vest of red sticks to yourself, run in and yell "FOR ALLAH, *insert jibberish here*"

M-C-K · 03-16-2007, 02:00 PM

take a laptop and start whacking

orly101 · 03-16-2007, 06:57 PM

120.go to a walmart with a mcdonalds, go to one of the isles, tell him "wheres my ****en kids meal!"

03-12-2007, 05:07 PM	#101
Sapphire Rain FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 14	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Put your arms in the sleeves of a shirt and grab people who pass by.

03-12-2007, 07:41 PM	#103
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Put on every hat from the Walmart hat rack in a tower and pretend you're the Mad Hatter. Then run down every aisle screaming, "HAT TIME!" and throw hats off your head. __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-12-2007, 10:46 PM	#104
BoAroXz FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 33	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart shoot the clerk __________________

03-12-2007, 10:55 PM	#105
FRANKKK FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New York Posts: 1,802	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart tie an old woman to the ground then set up a ramp from the sports section...then take a bike, go off the ramp and land on the old women. __________________ Full combo's: 230 AAA's: 75 Latest AAA: Lesson. Best AAA: Firestorm. GameWhore Clan "Team Mom's Been Whoring" hahaha.

03-13-2007, 12:00 AM	#107
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Around Halloween, take one of the plastic axes, hide inside a clothing rack, and jump out with your axe screaming out loud when someone passes by. Do this for every few people, and then move to a different rack. When the workers come to take you out, tell them that you were trying to keep faitful to the holidays. __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-13-2007, 10:29 AM	#108
M-C-K FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Birmingham,AL Age: 34 Posts: 5	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart use ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

03-13-2007, 06:09 PM	#109
HiSummoner FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: America Posts: 10	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Hide behind the Candy in the Candy isle and when someone walks by, open a bag and chuck at them. the scream (still behind the candy) THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON YOUR DIET! __________________

03-13-2007, 07:28 PM	#110
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Kill... Some dude... __________________

03-15-2007, 06:30 PM	#112
HiSummoner FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: America Posts: 10	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Go shopping and grab everything that you've every wanted and more and take it to the check-out. Give the cashier 12 cents and when he says something to you scream, 'NAKID LADIES DON'T WEAR BIKINIS!' then run to the intercom and repeat. __________________

03-15-2007, 06:39 PM	#113
Chocaholic FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: going insain Posts: 74	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart go up to some one and glomp them ( a glomp is a mix between a hug and tackle) pick up some one and caryy them all around wal-mart yelling and screaming and tell the people that stare at you that you are perfectly normal( I ve done this before^^long story if you want to know pm me) __________________ CHOCOLATE!! LIVE like you where dieing, WORK like you dont need the money, LOVE like youve never been hurt. "same-sex marrge in a state were they dont care, murder is wrong but jail times not fair, not to mention date,rape,felony,and car theft"~~~~ Hawk Nelson "no matter where you go and what you do God will always love you; nothing can ever change that." "its ok to be crazy just as long as it doesnt drive you nuts"

03-15-2007, 07:55 PM	#114
Rushm0r3-091404 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 22	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart GET DRUNK AND RUN AROUND THE STOR CUSSING OR SINGING!!!ROFLOL!XD TAKE SHOPPING CARTS AND RUN INTO ILES(HOW EVER U SPELL IT)XD [THATS 2] __________________ \

03-15-2007, 07:56 PM	#115
Windscarredfaith (づ￣ ³￣)づ watermelon Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey Age: 34 Posts: 2,612	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Open every grocery item and eat a little of each bag, and put it back on the shelves. __________________

03-15-2007, 09:29 PM	#117
shantred FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 108	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Okay, I know I don't post much, but I couldn't miss out on this one (Yes, my friends and I have done this). Go find some hair-dye. Buy it, and while at checkout, have small-chat with your chashier and immediately after you pay for it, open it up, and start dying your hair at the checkout. This will OF COURSE, prompt the cashier to ask you what you're doing. Simply look at them, say "No habla english." and get right back to what you were doing. They will likely start calling you a liar, or something. Just keep saying "NO HABLA ENGLISH!" and as time goes on, get more and more angry/offended. After about the third time, get really pissed off, and squirt the contents of the hair-dye onto them, throw the bottle down, and QUICKLY walk out. Some rules: DON'T SPRAY AT THEIR FACE! <----important. This could make them blind, and quite frankly, could get you in more trouble than just getting kicked out. If they start speaking spanish, Immediately act offended at what they said, and continue on with the prank. Yes, my friends and I ARE idiots.

03-15-2007, 09:38 PM	#118
Tsunami.wav FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: at home Posts: 36	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Strap a vest of red sticks to yourself, run in and yell "FOR ALLAH, insert jibberish here"

03-16-2007, 02:00 PM	#119
M-C-K FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Birmingham,AL Age: 34 Posts: 5	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart take a laptop and start whacking

03-16-2007, 06:57 PM	#120
orly101 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: you might rape me if i tell you Age: 32 Posts: 190	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 120.go to a walmart with a mcdonalds, go to one of the isles, tell him "wheres my ****en kids meal!" __________________

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