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01-8-2007, 08:49 PM | #1 |
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1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.
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01-8-2007, 08:54 PM | #2 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.
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01-11-2007, 04:35 PM | #3 |
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01-16-2007, 03:54 AM | #4 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
he's got a point, y'know.
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01-8-2007, 08:54 PM | #5 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
3.Telling everyone in there walmart sucks
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01-8-2007, 08:55 PM | #6 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Running naked every where
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01-9-2007, 05:26 PM | #7 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
5. bring a truck full of mexicans fresh from the border and have them one by one turn in job applications.
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01-10-2007, 12:30 AM | #8 | |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
6. Do numbers 1 threw 6 50 million more times.
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01-10-2007, 12:44 AM | #9 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
7. Tell the workers to form a union, since they aren't getting paid enough, so they really need to.
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01-10-2007, 07:58 AM | #10 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
8. Pull down your pants + underwear and shart. Then lay on the shart and start giggling. When you see anyone look at you, tell them to join you and if they refuse then go try to hug them. While you chase them perfusely, giggle and randomly scream "DOO DOO BUTTER HEHEHEHE". When the manager comes, yell "hoheheheh OH NOOOO THE FUNNY MANAGER" and then go and try to pinch his gooch.
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01-10-2007, 08:04 AM | #11 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Walk in dressed as a walmart employee and start telling people the wrong locations of stuff they are looking for.....or stand behind a cash register pretending to cashier only to tell them that you don't even work there.
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01-10-2007, 08:15 AM | #12 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Get 10 rolls of duct tape, 2 buckets of paint, 3 first-aid kits, and 2 cans of WD-40 and if anybody asks, tell them that you're working on your truck today.
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01-10-2007, 08:38 AM | #13 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Walk in and punch the person that is supposed to greet you in the face. If they ask why you did that, kick them in the balls until they start to throw up.
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01-10-2007, 08:42 AM | #14 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Buy a bottle of coke, open it drink half and ask to return it. Once they refuse climb up on top of shelves and dodge the security untill you fall and hurt yourself. File a lawsuit agianst Wall-mart.
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01-10-2007, 05:19 PM | #15 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
13. Tell them you are a crazy guy from Iraq.
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01-10-2007, 05:25 PM | #16 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
14. Run through the talking and singing toys aisle, setting all of them off. When security starts to go after you, start throwing them across the store so everybody can hear the annoying things.
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01-10-2007, 06:03 PM | #18 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
16. Buy a Ton of Soda (.58cent kind)...climb up to the top of the store, shake the crud outta it, and when customers come through the door to exit...throw the bottle 3ft in front of them than hide....than when you're through go back in and buy more soda....
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01-10-2007, 06:03 PM | #19 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
17. take one of the bikes and run over the employees yelling "get outta my way". naked.
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01-10-2007, 06:22 PM | #20 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
rape the clerk
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