DONT THINK ABOUT THE BOLDED SENTENCE FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES

Master_of_PARANOiA · 01-17-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lewis Black

When from behind me a young woman of 25 uttered the following. it was the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected vice president of the United States. She said “If it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”
...DON'T, DON'T think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes or blood will shoot out your nose

well, anyone kno what that could mean? "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

if you think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes, youre likely to have an anuerism

**Moogy** · 01-17-2004, 05:54 PM

*aneurysms*

chillywilly · 01-17-2004, 09:55 PM

haha i have that on dvd...why is this in CT?

Master_of_PARANOiA · 01-17-2004, 09:58 PM

cuz u have to think critically about the sentence to figure it out, but if u think about it for longer than 3 mins ull die

Anonymous · 01-17-2004, 10:11 PM

cuz
ull

lolololololol

HNJhack · 01-17-2004, 11:39 PM

no, the better one was" oralsex should be an Olympic sport, ... cuz if you're any good at it you deserve a medal!! ^_^

Feuergeist · 01-18-2004, 12:30 AM

ow, im getting a headache

everything i think about it, i start chucklying then my eyes bulge :bulb:

**alainbryden** · 01-18-2004, 12:30 AM

I like the horse part. Definately the forté of this post.

makaveli121212 · 01-18-2004, 09:58 AM

thats from conspiracy theory isnt it...

VxDx · 01-18-2004, 06:02 PM

You know what's great?

It's when you retell a joke by a great commedian over the internet, and it loses all it's humor and then you put it in the critical thinking forum.

And then alainbryden misuses the word forte (<-no I don't have a fancy pants accent mark). Yeah, I think that just might be the definition of great.

Master_of_PARANOiA · 01-18-2004, 06:04 PM

lol, ur post was the definition of great. i really wanted to kno wat that sentence meant tho...

**lightdarkness** · 01-18-2004, 07:20 PM

i dont get it
please explian

Master_of_PARANOiA · 01-18-2004, 07:31 PM

get what?

dancingmaniac3 · 01-18-2004, 07:31 PM

i dont get it either. i thought about it for 5 mins. im still alive. lol. i didnt get it yet.

dontcareaboutmyid · 01-22-2004, 11:54 AM

You need to switch your mindset a few notches above extremly perverse and a few notches below Ben stine in the clear eye's commercial.

All about the mind sets.

**Freak83** · 01-22-2004, 01:04 PM

Freak83 does not get it...

evil-_-_-chEEsE · 01-23-2004, 07:46 PM

errrr this makes no sence.... 10 min here... im still alive!!!!!!!!

Anonymous · 01-23-2004, 08:26 PM

wtf is it like her voice was horse and she couldnt speak

**Cenright** · 01-23-2004, 08:47 PM

Well the clean way is that her horse kicked her and so instead of spending that year in college, she probably was in the hospital. BUT, the way she said it, she was happy, meaning something happened that wouldn't have happened if she was in college. (Man of her dreams of less stress from her parents)

Thay have another meaning though, but I don't need to go any further than that, because it is just sick.

01-17-2004, 05:54 PM	#2
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 10,303	aneurysms __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

01-17-2004, 09:58 PM	#4
Master_of_PARANOiA FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where do you THINK I live? Posts: 1,599	cuz u have to think critically about the sentence to figure it out, but if u think about it for longer than 3 mins ull die __________________ Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

01-17-2004, 11:39 PM	#6
HNJhack FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 101	no, the better one was" oralsex should be an Olympic sport, ... cuz if you're any good at it you deserve a medal!! ^_^ __________________ - 無秩序の神

01-18-2004, 12:30 AM	#7
Feuergeist FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 869	ow, im getting a headache everything i think about it, i start chucklying then my eyes bulge :bulb: __________________ Wer noch nie einen Fehler gemacht hat, hat sich noch nie an etwas Neuem versucht. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

01-18-2004, 12:30 AM	#8
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	I like the horse part. Definately the forté of this post. __________________ ~NEIGH

01-17-2004, 09:55 PM	#3
chillywilly FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Brick, NJ Posts: 640	haha i have that on dvd...why is this in CT?

01-17-2004, 10:11 PM	#5
Anonymous FFR Player Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,088	cuz ull lolololololol

01-18-2004, 06:02 PM	#10
VxDx FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,871	You know what's great? It's when you retell a joke by a great commedian over the internet, and it loses all it's humor and then you put it in the critical thinking forum. And then alainbryden misuses the word forte (<-no I don't have a fancy pants accent mark). Yeah, I think that just might be the definition of great.

01-18-2004, 06:04 PM	#11
Master_of_PARANOiA FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where do you THINK I live? Posts: 1,599	lol, ur post was the definition of great. i really wanted to kno wat that sentence meant tho... __________________ Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

01-18-2004, 07:20 PM	#12
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	i dont get it please explian __________________

01-18-2004, 07:31 PM	#13
Master_of_PARANOiA FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where do you THINK I live? Posts: 1,599	get what? __________________ Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

01-18-2004, 07:31 PM	#14
dancingmaniac3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Antonio...where tortilla is pronounced right. Posts: 1,873	i dont get it either. i thought about it for 5 mins. im still alive. lol. i didnt get it yet. __________________

01-22-2004, 11:54 AM	#15
dontcareaboutmyid FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wisconsin, Close to Canada Age: 37 Posts: 2,103	You need to switch your mindset a few notches above extremly perverse and a few notches below Ben stine in the clear eye's commercial. All about the mind sets. __________________ Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

01-22-2004, 01:04 PM	#16
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Freak83 does not get it...

01-23-2004, 07:46 PM	#17
evil-_-_-chEEsE FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3	WTH errrr this makes no sence.... 10 min here... im still alive!!!!!!!!

01-23-2004, 08:26 PM	#18
Anonymous FFR Player Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,088	wtf is it like her voice was horse and she couldnt speak

01-23-2004, 08:47 PM	#19
Cenright You thought I was a GUY?! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Beaumont (A town with 25 times fewer people than this site) Age: 37 Posts: 3,139	Well the clean way is that her horse kicked her and so instead of spending that year in college, she probably was in the hospital. BUT, the way she said it, she was happy, meaning something happened that wouldn't have happened if she was in college. (Man of her dreams of less stress from her parents) Thay have another meaning though, but I don't need to go any further than that, because it is just sick. __________________ http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

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