How can sex be dangerous?

**8 Hour Whore** · 12-19-2012, 10:05 PM

Well I thought I'd never have an encounter of dangerous sex but today I stand corrected. This picture is the aftermath of sex and an iPad being in the way..

Evnoir · 12-19-2012, 10:08 PM

I thought this was going to be about STD's, but wow. That's a scary gash.

At least it wasn't as bad as...
http://tinyurl.com/cf4tw7x

trumaestro · 12-19-2012, 10:20 PM

It's okay if you're an apple fanboy, but isn't actually fucking an ipad is going too far?

**rushyrulz** · 12-19-2012, 10:20 PM

That'll teach you!

**Poison-** · 12-19-2012, 10:21 PM

Sex is bad.

**8 Hour Whore** · 12-19-2012, 10:23 PM

Lol had no idea where the iPad was during the excitement.. Kinda landed on it lol

**One Winged Angel** · 12-19-2012, 10:24 PM

**Reincarnate** · 12-19-2012, 10:25 PM

and here I thought Apple was all about rounded corners
Samsung should countersue

**justin** · 12-19-2012, 10:30 PM

o m g you have sex ur my her0

**PrawnSkunk** · 12-19-2012, 10:31 PM

sex.

not even once.

**customstuff** · 12-19-2012, 10:34 PM

That's what you get for having sex in an Apple store.

**Ohaider** · 12-19-2012, 10:38 PM

hurts leg on ipad while having sex
poor thing

**ssbmchamp** · 12-19-2012, 10:39 PM

put some clothes on before you hurt yourself even more

**Fluvs** · 12-19-2012, 10:40 PM

the IPad didn't enjoy it as much as you did

**igotrhythm** · 12-19-2012, 10:43 PM

RT-worthy.

Congrats on the sex, sorry about your arm. XD

**justin** · 12-19-2012, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by igotrhythm

RT-worthy.

Congrats on the sex, sorry about your arm. XD

arm, leg, penis, what's the difference

**Xiz** · 12-19-2012, 10:49 PM

I once got my dick caught in a ceiling fan. But it's okay she got the clarinet out.

**Razor** · 12-19-2012, 11:00 PM

misleading thread title

xThai · 12-19-2012, 11:24 PM

really now

**mrpreggers** · 12-19-2012, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohaider

hurts leg on ipad while having sex
poor thing

welp

12-19-2012, 10:08 PM	#2
Evnoir _(:3」∠)_ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 978	Re: How can sex be dangerous? I thought this was going to be about STD's, but wow. That's a scary gash. At least it wasn't as bad as... http://tinyurl.com/cf4tw7x Last edited by Evnoir; 12-19-2012 at 10:12 PM..

12-19-2012, 10:20 PM	#3
trumaestro I don't get no respect Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,332	Re: How can sex be dangerous? It's okay if you're an apple fanboy, but isn't actually fucking an ipad is going too far?

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rushyrulz Digital Dancing! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 80 billion club, NE Age: 31 Posts: 12,980	Re: How can sex be dangerous? That'll teach you! __________________

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Reincarnate x'); DROP TABLE FFR;-- Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,332	Re: How can sex be dangerous? and here I thought Apple was all about rounded corners Samsung should countersue

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justin Event Staff Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kingsport, TN Age: 31 Posts: 180	Re: How can sex be dangerous? o m g you have sex ur my her0

12-19-2012, 10:31 PM	#10
PrawnSkunk Administrator User Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 29 Posts: 3,902	Re: How can sex be dangerous? sex. not even once.

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Ohaider FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2012 Age: 28 Posts: 2,893	Re: How can sex be dangerous? hurts leg on ipad while having sex poor thing __________________

12-19-2012, 10:39 PM	#13
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