Worst Things to Say in Bed - Page 4

jayman144 · 07-1-2007, 02:06 AM

zzz...zzz

madmatt621 · 07-1-2007, 10:12 AM

I'm pretty sure I took my pill today.

**Adamaja456** · 07-1-2007, 10:14 AM

Ive had better

**Matrixdude** · 07-1-2007, 10:33 AM

Steve: *looks at woman's face* Jill!?
Jill: Steve!?
Steve: OMG Jill how did you get into this business?? My wife would be very pleased to hear you're doing well for yourself.

**u84** · 07-1-2007, 10:42 AM

"Damn, you are so young and fine. Wait, Sarah?!"
"Dad?!"

**Matrixdude** · 07-1-2007, 10:45 AM

I lol'd at that one too^^

"Pickle Surprise!"

**Adamaja456** · 07-1-2007, 11:09 AM

*after turning the lights back on and done with the sex*

Guy:Sorry, i didn't wear a condom, i just didn't feel like it tonight

*gets up and walks out of the house*

**u84** · 07-1-2007, 11:11 AM

"Damn, baby. This won't work. Every time a brother tries to please your little pussy, they get poked in the eye." Use your imagination.

p4ntysh0t · 07-1-2007, 06:03 PM

The condom may or may not have broken.

You'll find out in dew time I guess.

**u84** · 07-1-2007, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p4ntysh0t

The condom may or may not have broken.

You'll find out in due time, I guess.

Fixed.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 07-1-2007, 06:07 PM

"Hey, I'm totally doing you right now."

**Matrixdude** · 07-1-2007, 06:10 PM

Holy **** a spider!

GuidoHunter · 07-1-2007, 06:16 PM

matt, stop making stupid postwhoring threads and try making a game some time.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

07-1-2007, 02:06 AM	#61
jayman144 FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 11	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed zzz...zzz

07-1-2007, 10:12 AM	#62
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed I'm pretty sure I took my pill today.

07-1-2007, 10:14 AM	#63
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed Ive had better __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

07-1-2007, 10:33 AM	#64
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed Steve: looks at woman's face Jill!? Jill: Steve!? Steve: OMG Jill how did you get into this business?? My wife would be very pleased to hear you're doing well for yourself. __________________

07-1-2007, 10:45 AM	#66
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed I lol'd at that one too^^ "Pickle Surprise!" __________________

07-1-2007, 11:09 AM	#67
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed after turning the lights back on and done with the sex Guy:Sorry, i didn't wear a condom, i just didn't feel like it tonight gets up and walks out of the house __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

07-1-2007, 06:03 PM	#69
p4ntysh0t FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Fredricksburg, Virginia Age: 34 Posts: 47	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed The condom may or may not have broken. You'll find out in dew time I guess. __________________

07-1-2007, 06:07 PM	#71
HammyMcSquirrel Everlong Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Age: 35 Posts: 3,833	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed "Hey, I'm totally doing you right now."

07-1-2007, 06:10 PM	#72
Matrixdude And She Screams My Name Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio Age: 31 Posts: 1,351	Re: Worst Things to Say in Bed Holy **** a spider! __________________

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