[Official Event] Merry Fiffermas! - Page 2

**Black_Shield** · 12-24-2023, 03:31 PM

Layla Claus broke into my house

**Gilly G** · 12-24-2023, 03:32 PM

Merry Fiffermas to all!

du67ty · 12-24-2023, 03:45 PM

Buy a thinkpad x230 and install heads. Write protect the flash chip. Put nail polish on the screws and take high resolution pictures to ensure signs of tampering. Do NOT use a HDD or SSD. They have DMA so a malicious firmware could do a lot of damage, use of USB is preferred since they do not have DMA. Completely remove the microphone, sound card, webcam and the WWAN card from the laptop. Remove the fan to prevent binary acoustic data transmission. Replace the default wifi card with a supported atheros card. Disable wifi when not in use, preferably by physically removing the card. Make your own independent Linux distro from scratch. Most Linux distros value convenience over security and will thus never have good security. Your only option is to make your own. Use musl instead of glibc, Libressl instead of openssl, sinit instead of systemd, oksh instead of bash, toybox instead of gnu coreutils to reduce attack surface. Enable as little kernel modules as possible. Use a hardened memory allocator. Apply strong SELinux and sandboxing policies. Restrict the root account heavily to make sure it never gets compromised. Disable JavaScript and CSS in your browser. Block all FAGMAN domains in your hosts file. Monitor all network requests. Do not use a phone. Never speak near anyone who owns a phone, they are always listening. Never use any non-corebooted technology made after 2006. Never leave your devices unattended. Tape triple layer aluminum foil all around your room as tempest shielding. Type really quietly as defense against audio keylogging. Use ecc ram to minimize rowhammer and rambleed. Encrypt everything multiple times with various different encryption implementations. Compile everything from source. Use hardened compilation flags. Always read through the source before installing something if possible. Only use the internet when absolutely necessary.

**rayword45** · 12-24-2023, 04:00 PM

im here to catch fish

**ositzxz369** · 12-24-2023, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rayword45

im here to catch fish

catfish

**Mkdasher** · 12-24-2023, 04:01 PM

Christmas Token Time Yippee

**ositzxz369** · 12-24-2023, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate Mike7

[1.50 hotdog picture here]

E-B-E · 12-24-2023, 04:04 PM

opcat:

**MarcusHawkins** · 12-24-2023, 04:22 PM

Happy holidays, and Merry Christmas! I'm now off to a church Christmas singing gig!
EDIT: Gig was smooth and pleasant

**Hakulyte** · 12-24-2023, 04:33 PM

Merry Fiffermas y'all ! Stay healthy and the rest you can figure it out I'm sure.

It's nice to keep it simple sometimes.

**NotSpiralingEnough** · 12-24-2023, 04:38 PM

**sellyme** · 12-24-2023, 04:42 PM

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**ositzxz369** · 12-24-2023, 04:46 PM

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**jh05013** · 12-24-2023, 04:49 PM

I already have all event tokens, so If I win, the first person to quote this post after the winner is announced will get my token instead.

Cuckson · 12-24-2023, 04:53 PM

tokens are nice

**Elite Ninja** · 12-24-2023, 05:01 PM

Meowy Christmas

**awein999** · 12-24-2023, 05:13 PM

happy jewish awareness evening!

**Lambdadelta** · 12-24-2023, 05:24 PM

An event TOwOken from Layla "OwO" Tappies?

**ToonE156** · 12-24-2023, 06:38 PM

**Rapta** · 12-24-2023, 07:36 PM

am sleepy boi
merry holiday

12-24-2023, 03:31 PM	#21
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12-24-2023, 03:32 PM	#22
Gilly G FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: France Age: 33 Posts: 1,225	Re: Merry Fiffermas! Merry Fiffermas to all!

12-24-2023, 03:45 PM	#23
du67ty FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2022 Posts: 8	Re: Merry Fiffermas! Buy a thinkpad x230 and install heads. Write protect the flash chip. Put nail polish on the screws and take high resolution pictures to ensure signs of tampering. Do NOT use a HDD or SSD. They have DMA so a malicious firmware could do a lot of damage, use of USB is preferred since they do not have DMA. Completely remove the microphone, sound card, webcam and the WWAN card from the laptop. Remove the fan to prevent binary acoustic data transmission. Replace the default wifi card with a supported atheros card. Disable wifi when not in use, preferably by physically removing the card. Make your own independent Linux distro from scratch. Most Linux distros value convenience over security and will thus never have good security. Your only option is to make your own. Use musl instead of glibc, Libressl instead of openssl, sinit instead of systemd, oksh instead of bash, toybox instead of gnu coreutils to reduce attack surface. Enable as little kernel modules as possible. Use a hardened memory allocator. Apply strong SELinux and sandboxing policies. Restrict the root account heavily to make sure it never gets compromised. Disable JavaScript and CSS in your browser. Block all FAGMAN domains in your hosts file. Monitor all network requests. Do not use a phone. Never speak near anyone who owns a phone, they are always listening. Never use any non-corebooted technology made after 2006. Never leave your devices unattended. Tape triple layer aluminum foil all around your room as tempest shielding. Type really quietly as defense against audio keylogging. Use ecc ram to minimize rowhammer and rambleed. Encrypt everything multiple times with various different encryption implementations. Compile everything from source. Use hardened compilation flags. Always read through the source before installing something if possible. Only use the internet when absolutely necessary. __________________ :3

12-24-2023, 04:00 PM	#24
rayword45 Local Teenage Wastebasket Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: My bed Age: 26 Posts: 3,189	Re: Merry Fiffermas! im here to catch fish __________________ The above post has a 50% chance of being useless. Potentially. Maybe. BEST AAAs: WANDERLUST, Pandora, Necropotence, Mourning The Lost, Eradication, Feldschlacht Hey, we need some users on this site. Please join. And if you have not recommended any albums yet, do so. Please. I have a goal to reach. Here. NO WAIT THAT SHIT'S OLD GO HERE INSTEAD.

12-24-2023, 04:01 PM	#26
Mkdasher The Dasher Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 14	Re: Merry Fiffermas! Christmas Token Time Yippee __________________ We be dashin

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12-24-2023, 04:33 PM	#30
Hakulyte the Haku Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 35 Posts: 4,521	Re: Merry Fiffermas! Merry Fiffermas y'all ! Stay healthy and the rest you can figure it out I'm sure. It's nice to keep it simple sometimes.

12-24-2023, 04:38 PM	#31
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12-24-2023, 04:49 PM	#34
jh05013 oh hi Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 271	Re: Merry Fiffermas! I already have all event tokens, so If I win, the first person to quote this post after the winner is announced will get my token instead.

12-24-2023, 04:53 PM	#35
Cuckson FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2022 Age: 20 Posts: 1	Re: Merry Fiffermas! tokens are nice

12-24-2023, 05:01 PM	#36
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12-24-2023, 05:24 PM	#38
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