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I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
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Mary had a little lamb Mary had a new dodge ram Twas blue with rims of gold Her parents were against the sale she dismissed what she was told. She showed it off to everyone And some did think to steal one day under the lazy sun The truck did disappear Mary now sure does regret The purchase she had made "We told you so" her parents said With which no attention Mary paid Jack and jill Jack and jill went up a hill to get better reception. Jack gave up, jill tried her luck with no success to mention. Upset they got, and slowly walked Back their rented cabin They cried to mom, to dad they sobbed Without their facebook no location could they tag in. Hickory dickory dock Hickory dickory dock Our phones are now our clocks Digital has won Analog's died out Hickory dickory dock Ring around the rosies rewrite Hashtag, follow, tag me Social media, it drives thee Share this Share this Let the world know now All around the mulberry bush/tree All around the couch smoking kush They started seeing limbs grow They freaked and cried Wondering what they're on Weed, lsd, and a bit of some blow Little miss muffet Little Miss Muffet Sat on the carpet, Playing with Barbie and Ken; Along came a feminist, Who told her to Hell with this And turned her into a butch lesbian. I rewrote it again Little Miss Muffet Sat on a trumpet, Blowing the horn with her queefs; She played music nonstop, As everyone's jaws dropped Looking on in disbelief
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03-6-2014, 01:41 PM
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
holy fuck the first little miss muffet made me cry
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03-6-2014, 10:47 PM
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
do humpty dumpty
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
It seems as though you purposefully picked one line from each rhyme and said, "to hell with the syllable limit!"
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03-7-2014, 06:06 AM
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
Yep
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03-7-2014, 05:47 PM
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
Reminds me of Oulipo, although only soft.
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quite clever
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
Kinda bad, sorry. You gotta work on meter and rhythm.
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03-7-2014, 07:52 PM
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Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes
Yeah probs
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