TWG CXXIX: Salmonella Supermarket

[TWG Steak]

Originally Posted by TWG Fish

And one last note to the newbies in the game
Keep your identity a secret or what's the point of anon anyway!

Why? It's not like last game where you would be killed if your identity was guessed.

[TWG Apple]

Originally Posted by TWG Tomato

TWG Fish, is it tomatoes in general you don't like the taste of, or is it all vegetables in general?

Tomatoes are not vegetables, they are fruits.

[TWG Apple]

Originally Posted by TWG Cheese

weirdest post in this thread so far

they were asking how the game worked... how is that weird to you?

[TWG Milk]

Cheese finds it weird because he's my nephew, UH!

Got a problem with that, punk?

[TWG Apple]

Originally Posted by TWG Tomato

Apple, you're right that it is never too early to find wolves. In the very beginning of a TWG game that starts on a day phrase, it's very difficult to find wolves. The RVS (Random Voting Stage) will end naturally, there's no need to force it to end.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the funny posts as much as everyone else. If I see something that catches my eye though, its not really worth waiting until everyone gets their giggles out.

[TWG Milk]

Fish got the doop words, why you hatin' Tomato?

[TWG Milk]

Originally Posted by TWG Apple

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the funny posts as much as everyone else. If I see something that catches my eye though, its not really worth waiting until everyone gets their giggles out.

Remember kids, even though apple said something about catching its eye, apples, in fact, do not have eyes!

UH!!!

[TWG Fish]

Originally Posted by TWG Tomato

hey, hey, hey...tomatoes are good when used appropriately in a dish

Yeah, like those ones with fish

would you say...I'm being a little fishy?

Maybe!

Originally Posted by TWG Steak

Why? It's not like last game where you would be killed if your identity was guessed.

But what's the point of an anon game
If all we're going to do is post the same?

Originally Posted by TWG Tomato

TWG Fish, is it tomatoes in general you don't like the taste of, or is it all vegetables in general?

I like all things that won't make me sick
Unlike you or Apple who's my top wolf pick!

But I'm done with this gimmick, anyway. At least other accounts are viewing the thread now!

[TWG Fish]

Ooh, ooooooooohhhhhhhh I HAVE EYES that means I must be town, right??? ^________^

[TWG Milk]

Originally Posted by TWG Fish

Ooh, ooooooooohhhhhhhh I HAVE EYES that means I must be town, right??? ^________^

Originally Posted by TWG Fish

Ooh, ooooooooohhhhhhhh I HAVE EYES that means I must be town, right??? ^________^

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch fish? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dairy Products, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fridges in the Super Market, and I have over 300 confirmed products sold. I am trained in being 2% and I’m the top liquid in the entire US Super Market Chain. You are nothing to me but just another product. I will wipe you the fuck out with spilled milk the likes of which has never been seen before in this store, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the game? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dairy products across the USA and your ID TAG is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, meat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your protein. You’re fucking dead, fish. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare handles. Not only am I extensively trained in handle combat, but I have access to the entire catalog of every Super Market Chain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the store, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, fisho.

[TWG Milk]

TWG Fish

[TWG Apple]

Originally Posted by TWG Milk

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch fish? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dairy Products, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fridges in the Super Market, and I have over 300 confirmed products sold. I am trained in being 2% and I’m the top liquid in the entire US Super Market Chain. You are nothing to me but just another product. I will wipe you the fuck out with spilled milk the likes of which has never been seen before in this store, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the game? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dairy products across the USA and your ID TAG is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, meat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your protein. You’re fucking dead, fish. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare handles. Not only am I extensively trained in handle combat, but I have access to the entire catalog of every Super Market Chain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the store, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, fisho.

lol

[TWG Fish]

I'm laughing too hard to feel threatened right now.

[TWG Apple]

TWG Milk
Too much namedropping. Its like you're trying to be everyone's pal.

[TWG Milk]

I would be my own pal since I help kids get strong.

You do anything like that, bitch?

[TWG Apple]

Originally Posted by TWG Milk

Tomatoes with milk? No thank you, ain't a good combination kids!

Originally Posted by TWG Milk

Cheese finds it weird because he's my nephew, UH!

Got a problem with that, punk?

Originally Posted by TWG Milk

Fish got the doop words, why you hatin' Tomato?

You also talk like you're being tsundere, but you're still buddying up to people.

You use words like "fool" and "punk" in a way that would obviously put people off, but doing it in a weird way. It makes me feel like you're trying to make your posts seem awkward on purpose so that other posts of yours either seem less awkward or the rest of a post of yours has a feel that is less odd.

[TWG Apple]

Originally Posted by TWG Milk

I would be my own pal since I help kids get strong.

You do anything like that, bitch?

Didn't I say I keep doctors away? :O

[TWG Milk]

You tryin' to start shit, punk?

How 'bout you take your red skin and shove it up your Ovary.

[TWG Apple]

Is that supposed to be a fruit joke?

[TWG Tomato]

I think so; fruits are essentially ripened ovaries iirc.

And yes, tomatoes are fruits...my bad >.< In my defense, they are commonly eaten as if they were vegetables.