Who Knows The Best Joke?

giggilygault · 06-24-2007, 03:48 AM

Simple. Post a joke funnyst joke wins!

Before you post your joke rate the joke above out of ten.

giggilygault · 06-24-2007, 04:01 AM

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, the boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted.

**Adamaja456** · 06-24-2007, 07:16 AM

8/10

A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"

Engler · 06-24-2007, 08:45 AM

9/10 Nice.

I made this one up yesterday.

"What do you call a computer that is filled woth porn?"
"A FAPTOP!"

anzolr · 06-24-2007, 08:59 AM

1/10
lol
that's my joke to you, Engler

dascookieman · 06-24-2007, 10:19 AM

seriously this is the joke that i've laughed the most at

what's green and has four wheel?

a frog, i lied about the wheels

**dashoe93** · 06-24-2007, 10:34 AM

this thread is probably the same as the 100$ one but you rate the joke, and you dont win 100$.

when the thread dies, dont bump it.

I dont have a joke because i need one.

~DAshoe93~

06-24-2007, 03:48 AM	#1
giggilygault FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11	Who Knows The Best Joke? Simple. Post a joke funnyst joke wins! Before you post your joke rate the joke above out of ten. Last edited by giggilygault; 06-24-2007 at 04:07 AM..

06-24-2007, 04:01 AM	#2
giggilygault FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11	Re: Who Knows The Best Joke? Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, the boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted.

06-24-2007, 07:16 AM	#3
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Who Knows The Best Joke? 8/10 A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea" __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

06-24-2007, 08:45 AM	#4
Engler FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CNY Age: 31 Posts: 2,339	Re: Who Knows The Best Joke? 9/10 Nice. I made this one up yesterday. "What do you call a computer that is filled woth porn?" "A FAPTOP!" __________________

06-24-2007, 08:59 AM	#5
anzolr FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SC WC @(!^ ( !$)* k? Age: 31 Posts: 28	Re: Who Knows The Best Joke? 1/10 lol that's my joke to you, Engler

06-24-2007, 10:19 AM	#6
dascookieman FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: we wrestle polar bears Age: 36 Posts: 3,248	Re: Who Knows The Best Joke? seriously this is the joke that i've laughed the most at what's green and has four wheel? a frog, i lied about the wheels __________________

06-24-2007, 10:34 AM	#7
dashoe93 Alphabet Crowd Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Single Age: 30 Posts: 2,950	Re: Who Knows The Best Joke? this thread is probably the same as the 100$ one but you rate the joke, and you dont win 100$. when the thread dies, dont bump it. I dont have a joke because i need one. ~DAshoe93~

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