You laugh, you lose - Page 28

**euphoriakisses** · 07-21-2011, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Kaulitz

LOL, that's disgusting.

~kitty~ · 07-21-2011, 08:00 AM

**SKG_Scintill** · 07-21-2011, 08:28 AM

@pmon I just posted that a page earlier >.>

billymaysheeer · 07-21-2011, 11:14 AM

i lost at the won't murder you guy.

**Bluearrowll** · 07-21-2011, 11:29 AM

**Calcium Deposit** · 07-21-2011, 12:11 PM

A few days ago I helped some random old woman cross the street.

Before I could even react or run away she kissed me on the cheek.

So in retaliation I copped a feel.

Now apparently I'm the bad guy.

Maybe next time I won't help you cross the street, you old bitch.

Maybe you'll get hit by a car.

Maybe when your dead corpse is lying lifeless on the street I'll run up and cop another feel.

Can't say no when you're dead can you grandma?

**Calcium Deposit** · 07-21-2011, 12:18 PM

From www.dontevenreply.com:

Original ad:
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!
From Me to *********@**********.org:

Hey there!

I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Here is the full list:

Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5

Please let me know which ones you want.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Which titles are inappropriate?

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

I think you know which ones...

From Me to Julia ******:

Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.

I hope this clears things up.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection.

From Me to Julia ******:

Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.

You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.

Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.

Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.

Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.

Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)

Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.

Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.

From Me to Julia ******:

Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?

By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:

Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.

From Me to Julia ******:

Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.

From Julia ****** to Me:

Go to hell.

**xXAll-ProXx** · 07-21-2011, 12:47 PM

LMFAO that was hilarious, the movie list one.

speeddemon · 07-21-2011, 01:59 PM

If you people are gonna be posting things from xkcd and dontevenreply you should at least give links after the post~

My personal favorite of the emails is the one with the Chevy Killverado.

also while you guys are at it; thepunchlineismachismo

**LongGone** · 07-21-2011, 03:39 PM

**psychoangel691** · 07-21-2011, 03:40 PM

http://wimp.com/scarythings/
http://www.wimp.com/birdplanet/
http://www.wimp.com/jazzcover/

**pmonibuv1** · 07-21-2011, 05:22 PM

http://www.wimp.com/comediansjapanese/

Secks69 · 07-21-2011, 06:38 PM

attached images

**typing like wat** · 07-21-2011, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calcium Deposit

From www.dontevenreply.com:

Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

XD i lost

billymaysheeer · 07-21-2011, 07:14 PM

**pmonibuv1** · 07-21-2011, 07:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW8gw...eature=related

**vantilburg** · 07-22-2011, 03:32 AM

http://bettermyths.blogspot.com/2011...t-revenge.html

Bill Kaulitz · 07-22-2011, 07:45 AM

**Calcium Deposit** · 07-22-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speeddemon

If you people are gonna be posting things from xkcd and dontevenreply you should at least give links after the post~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calcium Deposit

From www.dontevenreply.com:

Original ad:
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!

Special emphasis on first 25 letters of second quoted post.

07-21-2011, 07:12 AM	#541
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Bluearrowll ⊙▃⊙ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I live in the last place where you Look. Age: 31 Posts: 7,376	Re: You laugh, you lose __________________ 1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament 1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament 3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament 5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament 9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament 10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament 10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament FMO AAA Count: 71 FGO AAA Count: 10 Bluearrowll = The Canadian player who can not detect awkward patterns. If it's awkward for most people, it's normal for Terry. If the file is difficult but super straight forward, he has issues. If he's AAAing a FGO but then heard that his favorite Hockey team was losing by a point, Hockey > FFR PS: Cool AAA's Terry - I Love You An Alarm Clock's Haiku beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep - ieatyourlvllol

07-21-2011, 12:11 PM	#547
Calcium Deposit I am the liquor Join Date: May 2007 Location: Where ever evil lurks Age: 34 Posts: 706	Re: You laugh, you lose A few days ago I helped some random old woman cross the street. Before I could even react or run away she kissed me on the cheek. So in retaliation I copped a feel. Now apparently I'm the bad guy. Maybe next time I won't help you cross the street, you old bitch. Maybe you'll get hit by a car. Maybe when your dead corpse is lying lifeless on the street I'll run up and cop another feel. Can't say no when you're dead can you grandma?

07-21-2011, 12:18 PM	#548
Calcium Deposit I am the liquor Join Date: May 2007 Location: Where ever evil lurks Age: 34 Posts: 706	Re: You laugh, you lose From www.dontevenreply.com: Original ad: Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs! From Me to *****@******.org: Hey there! I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From Julia ** to Me: Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them? From Me to Julia **: Julia, Here is the full list: Alvin and the Chipmunks Alladin Backdoor Creampies 2 Beauty and the Beast Big Black Threesome Fantasia Finally 18 and Legal The Lion King Mattress Slaves 3 The Mighty Ducks Toy Story Wet Squirters 5 Please let me know which ones you want. Thanks, Mike From Julia ** to Me: Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate. From Me to Julia **: Julia, Which titles are inappropriate? Mike From Julia ** to Me: I think you know which ones... From Me to Julia **: Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King. I hope this clears things up. Mike From Julia ** to Me: No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection. From Me to Julia **: Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films. You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you. Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship. Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey. Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman. Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.) Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters. Once again, I hope this clears things up for you. Mike From Julia ** to Me: You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try. From Me to Julia **: Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not? By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering: Toy Story 2 James and the Giant Peach Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 Mike From Julia ** to Me: Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut. From Me to Julia **: Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you. From Julia ** to Me: Go to hell.

07-21-2011, 12:47 PM	#549
xXAll-ProXx FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,040	Re: You laugh, you lose LMFAO that was hilarious, the movie list one. __________________ I have a dig bick.

07-21-2011, 01:59 PM	#550
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