Random Stories Thread

aliensleftmehere · 12-15-2004, 07:48 PM

Here you can post any stories that have no relavance to anyones life and that no one really cares about but you want to tell anyway. I'll start you guys off:

A few days ago, my computer teacher (yes, sadly i am forced to learn things about computers that i already know) was bragging about how he made the school server "untouchable to hackers and the sort." So I started getting pissed because that was all he was talking about. I went home and hacked his server and posted a thing that shows up when you start up the computer showing exactly how i hacked it and then my name. Since i have him first period I got to see the look on his face when he turned on his computer. He got really mad at me and sent me to the principles office but i didnt care because it was worth it. And anyway, I've never hacked anything in my ife and I don't intend to again.

**Freak83** · 12-15-2004, 07:51 PM

Heh that's pretty amusing.

Only prob is these random stories just sort of happen and you'll want to tell 'em right then and there, if it's not right on your mind it's kinda hard to think of something.

**lightdarkness** · 12-15-2004, 07:52 PM

Thats nothing.

There is a huge virus going around our school's network, and IT has no idea about it.

It's awesomem.

The_Q · 12-15-2004, 08:05 PM

OOH OOH!

One time when I was little I went sledding on the only hill in town. We called it Kanchinjunga because it was as close to a mountain as Illinois can ever get. Anyway, this hill had the best snow all the time and, being a 10 year old, I was the Tom Sawyer of the town. Yes, I once used my intellect and cunning to exploit people (wait...). Enough about my insane smarts (got ego?), back to the story. So my friends and I went "tobogganing" on 3 sleds. We said "cool, we have 3 toboggans! Let's make a train!" So we made a train. It was all cool until the made 50 gajilion miles an hour cause the front sled (mine) to spin into a barrel roll, get run over by the other two, and then slam into a mesh wire fence fast enough to burst through it. We were stopped by a horse.

Don't mix horses and tobogganing.

Q

jewpinthethird · 12-15-2004, 08:13 PM

Today, in my art class, the project was to Paint Seashells using water colors. Since I have done that for the past 4 years, and that this is my second year of AP, I was excused from doing the project to work on something else. Blah Blah Blah. So, I was getting restless during class and I noticed the kid who sits behind me (whom I nicknamed RoboJake) had fallen asleep sitting up. So I got a hold of a L.A. baseball cap (the kind wannabe gangstas wear to represent their turf) and placed it on his head backwards. You had to have been there, it was hilarious. My friend took a picutre of it on his camera phone. I shall post a picture tomorrow.

Robojake woke up a minute later from all the laughter, but didnt notice the hat right away. More hilarious.

Kefit · 12-15-2004, 10:03 PM

Seeing as I am currently studying for my quantum phyics final, I shall tell you all the touching story of the particle and the potential barrier:

A particle or total energy E, when encountering a barrier that acts as an opposing force of U, where U > E, has a chance of being transmitted through the barrier of:

T=(4*(E/U)*(1-(E/U))/(sinh^2(sqrt(2*m*(U-E))*L)+(4*(E/U)*(1-(E/U)))

The chance of it being reflected by the barrier is, of course:

R=sinh^2(4*(E/U)*(1-(E/U))/(sinh^2(sqrt(2*m*(U-E))*L)+(4*(E/U)*(1-(E/U)))

And the particle lived happily ever after.

GuidoHunter · 12-15-2004, 10:42 PM

Hooray for quantum teleportation. But do T and R add to unity? The way you phrase it makes it seem that there's a third option. Oh, and what do m and L represent (I have an obvious guess for m, but I'm not sure about L)

I want to take that class...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Kefit · 12-15-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Hooray for quantum teleportation. But do T and R add to unity? The way you phrase it makes it seem that there's a third option. Oh, and what do m and L represent (I have an obvious guess for m, but I'm not sure about L)

I want to take that class...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Yes, R and T add to unity.

M is mass of the particle, and L is width of the barrier.

VashtheGunman7 · 12-15-2004, 11:00 PM

One time the end

jazzmosis · 12-15-2004, 11:00 PM

Once apon a time there was a boy who ate fire. He died. The end.

VashtheGunman7 · 12-15-2004, 11:02 PM

I like that story seeing that fire kicks ass

prayerbassist15 · 12-18-2004, 01:28 PM

i just thout i'd add my first pet story:

well one day when i was 5 or so i was walking through a Chinese food store, they were selling live crabs and i just happend to see the odd crab in the bunch,well my dad told me it was hermit crab and decided to ask if it was for sale well the lady sold it to him because it's not like anyone is gonna buy a crab that you dont want to eat, n e way he buys for me and i take it home ..................................i was FIVE with a hermit crab so what do, i do i fed it some baloney ......it dies .....and i bury it the same day i got it. Whats the moral?...................i guess dont feed hermit crabs baloney

emccky · 12-18-2004, 01:33 PM

Ok, I got a good story. One day, I was reading this thread and all the stories in it. Now I just realized I just wasted 5 minutes of my life. The End. fuckers..

12-15-2004, 07:48 PM	#1
aliensleftmehere FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 25	Random Stories Thread Here you can post any stories that have no relavance to anyones life and that no one really cares about but you want to tell anyway. I'll start you guys off: A few days ago, my computer teacher (yes, sadly i am forced to learn things about computers that i already know) was bragging about how he made the school server "untouchable to hackers and the sort." So I started getting pissed because that was all he was talking about. I went home and hacked his server and posted a thing that shows up when you start up the computer showing exactly how i hacked it and then my name. Since i have him first period I got to see the look on his face when he turned on his computer. He got really mad at me and sent me to the principles office but i didnt care because it was worth it. And anyway, I've never hacked anything in my ife and I don't intend to again.

12-15-2004, 07:51 PM	#2
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	RE: Random Stories Thread Heh that's pretty amusing. Only prob is these random stories just sort of happen and you'll want to tell 'em right then and there, if it's not right on your mind it's kinda hard to think of something.

12-15-2004, 07:52 PM	#3
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	RE: Random Stories Thread Thats nothing. There is a huge virus going around our school's network, and IT has no idea about it. It's awesomem. __________________

12-15-2004, 08:05 PM	#4
The_Q FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Age: 34 Posts: 4,391	RE: Random Stories Thread OOH OOH! One time when I was little I went sledding on the only hill in town. We called it Kanchinjunga because it was as close to a mountain as Illinois can ever get. Anyway, this hill had the best snow all the time and, being a 10 year old, I was the Tom Sawyer of the town. Yes, I once used my intellect and cunning to exploit people (wait...). Enough about my insane smarts (got ego?), back to the story. So my friends and I went "tobogganing" on 3 sleds. We said "cool, we have 3 toboggans! Let's make a train!" So we made a train. It was all cool until the made 50 gajilion miles an hour cause the front sled (mine) to spin into a barrel roll, get run over by the other two, and then slam into a mesh wire fence fast enough to burst through it. We were stopped by a horse. Don't mix horses and tobogganing. Q

12-15-2004, 08:13 PM	#5
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	RE: Random Stories Thread Today, in my art class, the project was to Paint Seashells using water colors. Since I have done that for the past 4 years, and that this is my second year of AP, I was excused from doing the project to work on something else. Blah Blah Blah. So, I was getting restless during class and I noticed the kid who sits behind me (whom I nicknamed RoboJake) had fallen asleep sitting up. So I got a hold of a L.A. baseball cap (the kind wannabe gangstas wear to represent their turf) and placed it on his head backwards. You had to have been there, it was hilarious. My friend took a picutre of it on his camera phone. I shall post a picture tomorrow. Robojake woke up a minute later from all the laughter, but didnt notice the hat right away. More hilarious.

12-15-2004, 10:03 PM	#6
Kefit FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,517	Seeing as I am currently studying for my quantum phyics final, I shall tell you all the touching story of the particle and the potential barrier: A particle or total energy E, when encountering a barrier that acts as an opposing force of U, where U > E, has a chance of being transmitted through the barrier of: T=(4(E/U)(1-(E/U))/(sinh^2(sqrt(2m(U-E))L)+(4(E/U)(1-(E/U))) The chance of it being reflected by the barrier is, of course: R=sinh^2(4(E/U)(1-(E/U))/(sinh^2(sqrt(2m(U-E))L)+(4(E/U)(1-(E/U))) And the particle lived happily ever after.

12-15-2004, 11:00 PM	#9
VashtheGunman7 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Southern Cross(Fist of the Northstar) Posts: 456	One time the end __________________

12-15-2004, 11:02 PM	#11
VashtheGunman7 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Southern Cross(Fist of the Northstar) Posts: 456	I like that story seeing that fire kicks ass __________________

12-18-2004, 01:28 PM	#12
prayerbassist15 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Having tea and crumpets with Al Gore. Posts: 22	i just thout i'd add my first pet story: well one day when i was 5 or so i was walking through a Chinese food store, they were selling live crabs and i just happend to see the odd crab in the bunch,well my dad told me it was hermit crab and decided to ask if it was for sale well the lady sold it to him because it's not like anyone is gonna buy a crab that you dont want to eat, n e way he buys for me and i take it home ..................................i was FIVE with a hermit crab so what do, i do i fed it some baloney ......it dies .....and i bury it the same day i got it. Whats the moral?...................i guess dont feed hermit crabs baloney __________________ STRONGBAD:\"I got an e-mail in my pocket, and i think it\'s starting to melt\" Jack Black: \"Cello\" .........\"it\'s a bass\"

12-18-2004, 01:33 PM	#13
emccky Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: word Posts: 4,811	Ok, I got a good story. One day, I was reading this thread and all the stories in it. Now I just realized I just wasted 5 minutes of my life. The End. fuckers..

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