Chuck Norris Jokes

[Divine_doodoo]

I figured I'd Give This Post Thing Another Try ^_^
and this time with some originals from me and ce1545

1. Chuck Norris Can Play Vertex Beta vrofl on DDR

2. Chuck Norris Plays Card Games in Hell

3. Chuck Norris Once Entered a Yugioh Tournament and Kuriboh was His Strongest Monster. He Won.

4. Deleted for Reasons

5. Chuck Norris Hates WoW (hehehe)

6. Chuck Norris Beat TTFAF on Expert 100% with 1 Finger on the Frets and His Beard Strumming.

7. Chuck Norris Agrees with Divine_doodoo When He Says, "Don't Drink Milk It's Bad For You!"

8. They Were Gonna Make The New Epic MK Game MK VS CN (Mortal Kombat vs. Chuck Norris) But All of The Video Game Designer's Heads Exploded Before They Could Finish Production. So They Put DC Universe Instead (Even Thoiugh Superman Will Still Rape Everything ^_^)

9. On a Lighter Note, One Day Chuck Norris Stumbled Upon a Vortex That Transported Him to an Alternate Dimension Where He Faced off Against Superman...The Epicness Made The Dimension Implode...Although Chuck Norris Es-ca-pe-da at the Last Moment

10. Chuck Norris Has Killed Over 100 Bush Clones (Even Chuck Can't Stand George...) and as the genes decrease among the multiple clones, his intellegence decreases as well, and that explains how a human can be that DE_DE_DE!!!

11. Chuck Norris Owns Uranus