TWG 193: Animal Crossing [Game Thread]

[TWG Cherry]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numewous secwet waids on Al-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kills. I am twained in gowilla wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I will wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the likes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call youw life. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kill you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not only am I extensively twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenal of the United States Mawine Cowps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe youw misewable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy wetwibution youw little "clevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you would have held youw fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fuwy all ovew you and you will dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.

This is the worst thing I've ever read what what.

[TWG Maple]

I have no knowledge on animal cwossing, so it's not woleplay.

I do not know what's mowe wolfy, blatantly pointing out my tactic to the thwead, giving the aquisitonew help, ow voting me fow it.

[TWG Agent S]

Originally Posted by TWG Julian

friends, i find it quite odd that Agent S has yet to address the rumors Apollo is spreading about him! doesn't everyone love getting attention? how could you avoid the spotlight like that? unthinkable, and frankly disrespectful to all of us who try so hard to be in the limelight!

Every respectable town needs a superhero! But not every one needs to know that you are one, sidekick.

[TWG Fauna]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numewous secwet waids on Al-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kills. I am twained in gowilla wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I will wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the likes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call youw life. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kill you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not only am I extensively twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenal of the United States Mawine Cowps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe youw misewable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy wetwibution youw little "clevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you would have held youw fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fuwy all ovew you and you will dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time

[TWG Maple]

Ive come to the conclusion that TWG Apollo comes off mowe wolfy.

[TWG Phil]

all these cute avatars are making me want the new Animal Crossing

[TWG Fauna]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

Ive come to the conclusion that TWG Apollo comes off mowe wolfy.

What’s he doing that you’re not?

[TWG Maple]

Originally Posted by TWG Agent S

Every respectable town needs a superhero! But not every one needs to know that you are one, sidekick.

Idk why but this weminds me of high school high and I thank you.

[TWG Phil]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numewous secwet waids on Al-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kills. I am twained in gowilla wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I will wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the likes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call youw life. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kill you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not only am I extensively twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenal of the United States Mawine Cowps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe youw misewable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy wetwibution youw little "clevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you would have held youw fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fuwy all ovew you and you will dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.

don't know how to acquire the red letters, but you know how to spoil, eh?

[TWG Maple]

Originally Posted by TWG Fauna

What’s he doing that you’re not?

Not saying we'we anything diffewent, just that they pointed out my tactic, which wouldn't of been that obvious to a skimmew, which most playews not needing to investigate would do.

[TWG Maple]

Originally Posted by TWG Phil

don't know how to acquire the red letters, but you know how to spoil, eh?

I like that you noticed, shows you'we paying attention, great town vibe fwom that.

I can only say I was given help.

[TWG Maple]

As you can see, I have made a vote now.

[TWG Apollo]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

Not saying we'we anything diffewent, just that they pointed out my tactic, which wouldn't of been that obvious to a skimmew, which most playews not needing to investigate would do.

[TWG Fauna]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

Not saying we'we anything diffewent, just that they pointed out my tactic, which wouldn't of been that obvious to a skimmew, which most playews not needing to investigate would do.

I think it’s safer to assume that the wolf’s aren’t complete idiots, your tactic is pretty obvious

[TWG Phil]

Originally Posted by TWG Fauna

I think it’s safer to assume that the wolf’s aren’t complete idiots, your tactic is pretty obvious

hey now, don't let your pride get too wounded from Maple thinking you're an idiot

[TWG Chief]

Originally Posted by TWG Agent S

Ouch! Talk about some 'tuff' love. Ma ha ha ha howr! Rough to recover from that wipeout, sidekick.

I can just, feel these air quotes. Makes me want to see you... off the island.

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numewous secwet waids on Al-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kills. I am twained in gowilla wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I will wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the likes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call youw life. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kill you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not only am I extensively twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenal of the United States Mawine Cowps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe youw misewable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy wetwibution youw little "clevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you would have held youw fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fuwy all ovew you and you will dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.

You can hang.

Originally Posted by TWG Fauna

I think it’s safer to assume that the wolf’s aren’t complete idiots, your tactic is pretty obvious

You have seen us play this game before. You know that is not true.

[TWG Phil]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they're all so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[TWG Agent S]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

Not saying we'we anything diffewent, just that they pointed out my tactic, which wouldn't of been that obvious to a skimmew, which most playews not needing to investigate would do.

Probably only chance this thread I'm going to get to use this.

[TWG Maple]

Originally Posted by TWG Agent S

Probably only chance this thread I'm going to get to use this.

Im suwe most of youw posts will be acceptable to use it on.

[TWG Flurry]

Looks like Del and Dotty didn't join us yet. I'll keep that in mind.