TWG 193: Animal Crossing [Game Thread]

[TWG Julian]

Originally Posted by TWG Apollo

Did you see this though? If you follow the tracks there's something there. Spread the word

sorry apollo, i hate rumors and drama! you won't find me spreading the word!

[TWG Isabelle]

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Zucker: Chief
Tank: Punchy
Maple: Phil, Boomer

[TWG Julian]

hey, did you guys hear what apollo said about agent s?

[TWG Zucker]

Originally Posted by TWG Apollo

I hate you but I love what you're doing

I feel the opposite way.

Maple, we can be friends but I don't like what you are doing. It probably takes a lot of effort to type that way. Why not take it easy and chill a bit?

[TWG Boomer]

Originally Posted by TWG Zucker

I feel the opposite way.

Maple, we can be friends but I don't like what you are doing. It probably takes a lot of effort to type that way. Why not take it easy and chill a bit?

this... man? treat? octopus? whatever. speaks reason. i like that. no one touches my sweet candy applepus.

[TWG Boomer]

actually, you look like a bellsprout slightly dipped in caramel. love it. i need this villager in my town come the 20th.

[TWG Zucker]

Originally Posted by TWG Boomer

actually, you look like a bellsprout slightly dipped in caramel. love it. i need this villager in my town come the 20th.

oh Boomer, you flatter me~

Sometimes I get hungry just by looking at myself. It is a blessing and a curse to be this delicious.

[TWG Agent S]

Originally Posted by TWG Boomer

playing nice and cutesy-tootsy is one thing, but speech impediment? that's a whole new level.

never should've left my island...

It's ringing the same 'bells' here, sidekick.

Also I have a personal bias against Tank because he was an absolute jerk to me back in New Leaf. Rest of y'all are peachy.

[TWG Agent S]

Real tout question to break the uneasiness of some residents literally wanting to eat other residents;

How many of you will be setting sail for New Horizons on the 20th?

[TWG Cherry]

I'm so hype for my island adventure on the 20th what what!

[TWG Rolf]

Grrrolf! How's it going everyone?

[TWG Rolf]

If anybody could find me some pants I'd appreciate it!

[TWG Flurry]

My bed is so soft and warm! After a full night's sleep, I always wake up refreshed and ready to go.

No pants in sight, I'm afraid.

I'm going to peel some apples and get some coffee. The usual; no milk, no sugar, all mocha.

I hope everyone is conserving a nice and healthy routine. You're going to need that energy with all these lovely villagers.

[TWG Julian]

no pants for me, thanks! i love feeling that nice warm island breeze on my bare ass!

[TWG Julian]

friends, i find it quite odd that Agent S has yet to address the rumors Apollo is spreading about him! doesn't everyone love getting attention? how could you avoid the spotlight like that? unthinkable, and frankly disrespectful to all of us who try so hard to be in the limelight!

[TWG Melba]

Originally Posted by TWG Julian

friends, i find it quite odd that Agent S has yet to address the rumors Apollo is spreading about him! doesn't everyone love getting attention? how could you avoid the spotlight like that? unthinkable, and frankly disrespectful to all of us who try so hard to be in the limelight!

If I didn't know any better, you seem to be the person to shake trees just for the chance to eat bees, toasty. Just chill and don't be so trigger happy. Maybe you could use some tea?

[TWG Dora]

Originally Posted by TWG Julian

no pants for me, thanks! i love feeling that nice warm island breeze on my bare ass!

Lewd....

Anyone who finds roleplaying wolfy needs to play better.

Just a simple case of the squeaky wheel getting the cheese

[TWG Julian]

Originally Posted by TWG Melba

If I didn't know any better, you seem to be the person to shake trees just for the chance to eat bees, toasty. Just chill and don't be so trigger happy. Maybe you could use some tea?

hey, i'm just saying i noticed it is all! and no thank you on the tea. i have a glass of wine with my name on it, hahaha

[TWG Cherry]

What kind of horrible person turns down a nice cup of tea what what?

[TWG Maple]

Originally Posted by TWG Boomer

so your cookies were red blaster flavored?



twg maple



something something roleplay is inherently wolfy, or something like that. i'm pretty sure i've seen something along those lines posted here.

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