Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

[Arch0wl]

I normally am not harsh on other people for their looks, but deep inside my brain there's this thought process that's effectively a sorority hazing laser beam and it puts hypercritical modeling agents to shame

if you think you're clever by posting a pic of me just wait until someone actually does it

edit: if you post a pic of yourself make sure you REALLY want me to do this I don't want to fuck up anyone's day

[EtienneSM]

Abate: SSBM player

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by EtienneSM

Abate: SSBM player

no upper lip

disproportional teeth (canines go up too far)

nose is way too huge toward the bottom

guy needs a haircut because his hair is covering his ear

facial hair looks like shit (should be groomed at the cheeks and chin)

eyebrow hair is oddly inconsistent along the middle and needs shaving

adams apple too big

doesn't even lift

[V-Ormix]

rip me a new one bby

[Arch0wl]

that pic isn't loading for some reason but are you sure man lol

[V-Ormix]

yeah face book image urls are garbage so I re uped (fixed)

edit: o btw I don't know how to resize images so I put it in a spoiler rofl

[Arch0wl]

aight

I feel bad doing this because this is like a sorority hazing group that exists only in my head and I never let it out on anybody but I'm a promise-keeper in this thread so:

Originally Posted by V-Ormix

rip me a new one bby

hairline recedes far too much (would look better bald)

eyebrows/eyes separated too far

eyes look like horizontal alien teardrops

mustache is too wide and extends past the horizontal line of the lip in a way that looks gross

dark circles (either genetic in which case you're fucked like I am, or you need more sleep)

beard is too thick and obscures jawline

doesn't even lift?

[Arch0wl]

holy christ I immediately regret this thread I feel like a horrible person lmao

let's keep it going though I'll power through it

[V-Ormix]

Those all seem like legit points that I couldn't pretend to argue offensively about (not that I would knowing the idea behind the thread anyways) I actually enjoyed that

[Rapta]

Good luck m8

Can someone tell me how to do a spoiler?
edit: thanks Haku!

[Arch0wl]

you're in luck because I slept with a girl who had features like this and can identify which ones I noticed when she started to annoy me

Originally Posted by Rapta

http://www.mrwallpaper.com/wallpapers/emily-rudd-model-1680x1050.jpg

nose is huge relative to lip size and makes her mouth look small

jaw/face is wide which makes her cheeks big and also aids in her mouth being smaller than the rest of her face

obvious smile lines they were trying to photoshop

upper lip folds inward somewhat

nose is too rounded toward the nostrils

doesn't even lift

[V-Ormix]

[Hateandhatred]

Edit: Be a man and rip this one a new one.

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by V-Ormix

I am not doing this one, he's a regular here and he didn't consent to it

[Arch0wl]

all right, worst person 2015 goes to me. if I believed in hell I'd definitely be going there

Originally Posted by Hateandhatred

most obviously, the fact that this condition makes him permanently stuck in a derp face

asymmetrical eyes, obviously

teeth protruding from lower lip, also obviously

forehead too huge relative to hairstyle

right and left ear are different sizes

has a right eyebrow but no left eyebrow

gray hair along sides -- needs uniform hair color

glasses are too big for face

wrinkles next to nose

nose is asymmetrical

double chin

dark circles under eyes

wrinkles in general due to natural aging and growth hormone decline although the dude is 73 now so holy shit

doesn't even lift

*deep breath*

asymmetrical eye placement

marks on side of face and on face in general

eyebrows are too thin

nose looks kinda fetal alcohol syndrome (no bridge)

most importantly she's like 10 and from what I can tell burn victim I don't really have any ideas for how 10 year olds are supposed to look

doesn't even lift

[V-Ormix]

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by V-Ormix

too tanned for his features -- his tan obscures his lip color and, secondarily, contributes to aging. (this is because tanning is the body's response to skin dying by trying to save skin. he would not have skin like this if this were not a photoshopped picture.)

eyebrows too wide

nostrils too big vertically-speaking

upper lip too thin, doesn't create a symmetrical lip shape

lips should be wider to match nose size

age lines on forehead

cheeks are flat (no visible cheekbones)

doesn't even lift

[Coolboyrulez0]

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by Coolboyrulez0

mustache needs to be shaved, makes an awkward line from nose to mouth and looks out of place

eyes/eyebrows are set too close together

lips too thin

little to no separation between lower lip/mouth and chin

hairstyle doesn't complement head shape

wrinkles on eyes/dark circles

wrinkles on forehead

eyebrows fairly thin on the edges but thick on the inside

upper part of his nose is too thick for the shape

ears pushing out too much

doesn't even lift

[Funnygurl555]