Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) - Page 15

jugglinguy · 01-16-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jugglinguy

So far Junella's sig is winning.

Seriously guys, BE FUNNY. This is like the easiest 500 credits ever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jugglinguy

BE FUNNY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jugglinguy

BE FUNNY

Quote:

Originally Posted by jugglinguy

BE FUNNY

=)

**Coolboyrulez0** · 01-16-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kekeb

Fat thing is fat

yeah. This tournament is slowly turning into TGB with all the senseless unfunny humor and pics.

EDIT: jugglin i win. check my post i edited it. were are my credz?

crazypandemonium · 01-16-2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HammyMcSquirrel

Has anyone seen my penis? It ran away while I was taking a nap. ):

HAHAHAHHA So far Hammy's got my vote

jugglinguy · 01-16-2008, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coolboyrulez0

yeah. This tournament is slowly turning into TGB with all the senseless unfunny humor and pics.

Exactly my feelings. This thread seriously sucks now.

Hammy is winning, and no one even put up a fight.

NO STUPID MEMES. JUST FUNNY.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-16-2008, 08:13 PM

So when will Jtehanonymous be cured of his massive hershey squirts?

**Coolboyrulez0** · 01-16-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jugglinguy

Exactly my feelings. This thread seriously sucks now.

Hammy is winning, and no one even put up a fight.

NO STUPID MEMES. JUST FUNNY.

**flipsta_lombax** · 01-16-2008, 08:18 PM

"In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?" "

~HentaiXXX~ · 01-16-2008, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flipsta_lombax

"In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?" "

That concludes our first episode of, "SCREWING WITH FOOD!"

See you next time, as we find a woman putting some "juicy" things in. ;D

I don't know shut up...

**flipsta_lombax** · 01-16-2008, 08:28 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lwva0w6TJm4

If you never liked the old, old SNL, shame on you. xD

**Coolboyrulez0** · 01-16-2008, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flipsta_lombax

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lwva0w6TJm4

If you never liked the old, old SNL, shame on you. xD

Soul man = Win. Right here. Give the man his 500 credits.

jugglinguy · 01-16-2008, 08:31 PM

5 more minutes, and then it'll be closed.

Sorry for it running so short, but it's to keep this thread from getting ruined before the actual tourney even starts.

EDIT:
heyitsme975 (8:33:35 PM): pst did you slip xlax in his choco choco cake by any chance?
crazypandemonium (8:34:53 PM): yeah
crazypandemonium (8:34:56 PM): I did acutally
heyitsme975 (8:34:00 PM): TREASONNNNNNN!

crazypandemonium · 01-16-2008, 08:38 PM

Obviously, HammyMcSquirrel killed the rest of you by posting the only two things that were actually funny in this whole entire thread! Creds have been sent

**flipsta_lombax** · 01-16-2008, 08:42 PM

I smell a one-sided penis on the previous post. Oh crap, I'm too late.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-16-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazypandemonium

Obviously, HammyMcSquirrel killed the rest of you by posting the only two things that were actually funny in this whole entire thread! Creds have been sent

Hoo baby! Thanks!

~HentaiXXX~ · 01-16-2008, 08:50 PM

I call BS, I was bored and had nothing.

**Coolboyrulez0** · 01-16-2008, 08:52 PM

Yeah my TGB styled pics had to win. BS.
Cause we all know TGB very funny place.

jugglinguy · 01-16-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coolboyrulez0

Cause we all know TGB isn't a very funny place.

And yet, you'd still be gbanned if you ever posted like that in your life there.

**Nightfirecat** · 01-16-2008, 09:22 PM

I call BS. Flipsta wins with his first post.

EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else.

jugglinguy · 01-16-2008, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightfirecat

EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else.

...

**flipsta_lombax** · 01-16-2008, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightfirecat

I call BS. Flipsta wins with his first post.

EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else.

...

/contradictory -.-,

01-16-2008, 08:13 PM	#285
HammyMcSquirrel Everlong Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Age: 35 Posts: 3,833	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) So when will Jtehanonymous be cured of his massive hershey squirts?

01-16-2008, 08:18 PM	#287
flipsta_lombax Lombax Connoisseur Join Date: May 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 34 Posts: 2,556	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) "In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?" "

01-16-2008, 08:28 PM	#289
flipsta_lombax Lombax Connoisseur Join Date: May 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 34 Posts: 2,556	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) http://youtube.com/watch?v=lwva0w6TJm4 If you never liked the old, old SNL, shame on you. xD

01-16-2008, 08:38 PM	#292
crazypandemonium FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A cardboard shanty town. Age: 36 Posts: 55	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) Obviously, HammyMcSquirrel killed the rest of you by posting the only two things that were actually funny in this whole entire thread! Creds have been sent

01-16-2008, 08:42 PM	#293
flipsta_lombax Lombax Connoisseur Join Date: May 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 34 Posts: 2,556	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) I smell a one-sided penis on the previous post. Oh crap, I'm too late.

01-16-2008, 08:50 PM	#295
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) I call BS, I was bored and had nothing.

01-16-2008, 08:52 PM	#296
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) Yeah my TGB styled pics had to win. BS. Cause we all know TGB very funny place.

01-16-2008, 09:22 PM	#298
Nightfirecat ...back from the dead. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: no longer stalking jtehanonymous Age: 33 Posts: 3,213	Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament) I call BS. Flipsta wins with his first post. EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else. __________________ [My Profile] \| [My Music] \| [Play FFR] \| [My Photobucket] \| [My DeviantArt] AAAs: 210 (186+7+17) Best AAAs: Vertex BETA, Fighting for Control, Nova Pulser Recent AAAs: {Firestorm}, Dazzling Destiny, Hellbeat v2p 2nd place in 3rd Official Tournament 1st place in Jugglin/Jteh's 1st Tournament

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)