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Old 02-18-2006, 07:13 PM   #1
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Default I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.
This has nothing to do with a gun.


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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:15 PM   #2
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Dude....what??????
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:20 PM   #3
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At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth
Pencil in penis, or having everybody know you intentionally put a pencil in your penis?

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Old 02-18-2006, 07:27 PM   #4
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Google "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. You should be able to find it somewhere.
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:15 PM   #5
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Sticking a pencil in your penis just to stay hard? What an idiot. It doesn't take much to get an erection after ejaculation, considering he did ejaculate.
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:23 PM   #6
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That's funny.
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:25 PM   #7
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Um...

Simply inserting something hard into your penis wouldn't truly simulate an erection. How did his partner not notice his penis was flacid, yet hard?
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:32 PM   #8
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Google "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. You should be able to find it somewhere.

That's freaking sick...
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:34 PM   #9
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Oh god, I'm such an asshole for laughing at that. I also twitched a bit at first, I hate hearing stories about how someone does stuff to their penis.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:51 PM   #10
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rofl this was hilarious seriously who wouldn't know about Viagra

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Old 02-18-2006, 09:57 PM   #11
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Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:12 PM   #13
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Don't worry, I felt it in my imaginary penis.
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Girls can't comprehend penis pain. If a guy sees a penis in pain he would feel sick, and probably puke if he has a weak stomach. Actually feeling penis pain, would be like going through child birth a few times.
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Guido: "I don't understand how guys could think anything we could do to ourselves would be like childbirth."

Maybe if you squeezed a 15-POUND BABY out of your URETHRA, it would be close.

But I can assure that the pain of childbirth is much worse than "penis pain."
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Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....
try being hit on the chest ...sheit it hurts
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Guido: "I don't understand how guys could think anything we could do to ourselves would be like childbirth."

Maybe if you squeezed a 15-POUND BABY out of your URETHRA, it would be close.

But I can assure that the pain of childbirth is much worse than "penis pain."
Actually, I'm sure having a baby come out is pretty porportional to having a pencil shoved all the way down it to hit the bladder (maybe he just had a small penis, who knows). Not to mention a penis isn't really supposed to have things stuck into it, far enough to hit the bladder especially. Yeah, sue me, I look stupid saying this. I know my argument is flawed.
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Then why use it?
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Then why use it?
I don't know -___- Sheesh I'm 13 and us 13 year olds are stupid rofl
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I'm not saying you're stupid, just give me why you would use an argument that you, yourself, call flawed.
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