☆☆☆☆☆ Challenge ☆☆☆☆☆

[☆☆☆]

☆☆☆☆☆ CHALLENGE ☆☆☆☆☆


Can you find the answers before looking at the hint?


It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?

Answer




A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.
"If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100," the man said. "You can use the match and lemon to do this."
A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?

Hint
Answer





You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that's not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.

Answer







-----------------
I'm sorry - I put this in another forum.

I forgot where I posted it, and I thought it was here. So I looked, but it wasn't here. I thought that it wasn't submitted properly - so I made it again. If a mod needs to delete this, please go ahead.

My apologies.

[Tokzic]

The last one is the only one I got instantly.

I had no idea what to do on the second one and I felt like an idiot for not getting the first one.

[Kekeb]

lol reposts and advertising.