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Old 12-9-2004, 07:22 PM   #1
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Default Santa claus said he'd sex me.

SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.

So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.

Hydrojakep: i want sex
SantaClaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!

What else do you want for Christmas?



Hydrojakep: Want to sex?
SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here.

Hydrojakep: let's make anal
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
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Old 12-9-2004, 07:24 PM   #2
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In before lock.

Thank you for supplying me with another AIM bot =D
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Old 12-9-2004, 07:24 PM   #3
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lmao.
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Old 12-9-2004, 07:37 PM   #4
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Default RE: Santa claus said he

Santa Claus gives me lots of little :-* 's
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the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
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Old 12-9-2004, 07:40 PM   #5
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UPDATE:

say fuck a lot.

He'll be like i'm done.
You suck.
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Old 12-9-2004, 07:50 PM   #6
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Santa is such a dick:

Legat0bluesummrs: FUCK

SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.

Legat0bluesummrs: DONT EVER STOP TALKING TO ME

SantaClaus:
The elves say, 'Make me'.

Legat0bluesummrs: ur elves can suck my wiener

SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.

Legat0bluesummrs: FUK U

SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


Legat0bluesummrs: PENIS

SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act.

Legat0bluesummrs: hi

SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.

Legat0bluesummrs: LIAR
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Old 12-9-2004, 07:53 PM   #7
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That's what happened to me too.

It was fun though.
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Old 12-9-2004, 08:08 PM   #8
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"LIAR"

Best ever.

Congratulations for owning Santa Claus.

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Old 12-9-2004, 08:50 PM   #9
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Santa's a prick:





what a smug little asshole
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Old 12-9-2004, 09:00 PM   #10
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NotSoFarOff: Will you sex me?
SantaClaus:

NotSoFarOff: C'mon. Please?
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

NotSoFarOff: Sex me.
SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here.

NotSoFarOff: Tell them to go away.
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


NotSoFarOff: Sex me
SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind.

NotSoFarOff: Sex me, damnit.
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


NotSoFarOff: Sex me!!
SantaClaus: :-X

NotSoFarOff: SEX MEEE!
SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind.

NotSoFarOff: Sex me, santa.
SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun.
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Old 12-9-2004, 09:03 PM   #11
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aight asdf
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Old 12-9-2004, 09:03 PM   #12
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Weeeeee... Brace Yourself.
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Old 12-9-2004, 09:05 PM   #13
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Noooo. Don't lock. If you need to...move it to the garbage bin.
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Old 12-9-2004, 09:07 PM   #14
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Shut up, your AFK now.
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