Memoirs of a Gaijin

Ken-sama · 08-28-2012, 02:27 AM

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series).

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

**Zyphoror** · 08-28-2012, 02:29 AM

looool

justin_ator · 08-28-2012, 02:30 AM

err

good luck in japan

**dragonmegaXX** · 08-28-2012, 02:33 AM

not sure if serious......

00Razor00 · 08-28-2012, 02:34 AM

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FissionMailed1 · 08-28-2012, 02:34 AM

lolwat

**25thhour** · 08-28-2012, 02:36 AM

looooolllll

**Herogashix** · 08-28-2012, 02:36 AM

deadeadeadead

**Zon Fire** · 08-28-2012, 02:37 AM

HOAAAAAAA~!

**DarknessXoXLight** · 08-28-2012, 02:38 AM

dying omg.

**Charu** · 08-28-2012, 02:42 AM

I have faith in you.

Good luck on your journey young one.

**dragonmegaXX** · 08-28-2012, 02:43 AM

My airsoft gun > your katana

**Gundam-Dude** · 08-28-2012, 02:53 AM

何でもないです～fakku off!　

Evnoir · 08-28-2012, 02:54 AM

I don't think you can 'speak' Kanji...

But good luck, I guess?

Choofers · 08-28-2012, 04:10 AM

wwwwwwwwwwwww

moches · 08-28-2012, 06:44 AM

teach me your ways

**Pseudo Enigma** · 08-28-2012, 06:55 AM

lol how do you say "I'm going to get my ass kicked" in Japanese?

**NekoGon** · 08-28-2012, 07:00 AM

superb

**Pseudo Enigma** · 08-28-2012, 07:11 AM

not even sure if this is legit. Carpet in Picture A doesn't match Carpet in Picture B, account was created 28/8/2012, and http://ken-sama-ken-sama.blogspot.ca...-ken-sama.html

still funny as hell though. I laughed my ass off

edit roflmfao dyiiinnngg

my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

**LongGone** · 08-28-2012, 07:24 AM

08-28-2012, 02:27 AM	#1
Ken-sama FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 10	Memoirs of a Gaijin Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series). I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!

08-28-2012, 02:30 AM	#3
justin_ator 🥓<strong><span style="col Resident Overseer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kingsport, TN Posts: 7,648	Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin err good luck in japan __________________

08-28-2012, 02:33 AM	#4
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08-28-2012, 02:34 AM	#6
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08-28-2012, 02:36 AM	#7
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08-28-2012, 02:43 AM	#12
dragonmegaXX ITG playing fur Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 3,660	Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin My airsoft gun > your katana __________________

08-28-2012, 02:53 AM	#13
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08-28-2012, 02:54 AM	#14
Evnoir _(:3」∠)_ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 978	Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin I don't think you can 'speak' Kanji... But good luck, I guess?

08-28-2012, 04:10 AM	#15
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08-28-2012, 06:55 AM	#17
Pseudo Enigma ごめんなさい　(/ω＼) Join Date: Aug 2012 Age: 28 Posts: 2,290	Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin lol how do you say "I'm going to get my ass kicked" in Japanese?

08-28-2012, 07:00 AM	#18
NekoGon щ(ﾟДﾟщ) Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Malaysia Age: 33 Posts: 2,709	Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin superb __________________

08-28-2012, 07:11 AM	#19
Pseudo Enigma ごめんなさい　(/ω＼) Join Date: Aug 2012 Age: 28 Posts: 2,290	Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin not even sure if this is legit. Carpet in Picture A doesn't match Carpet in Picture B, account was created 28/8/2012, and http://ken-sama-ken-sama.blogspot.ca...-ken-sama.html still funny as hell though. I laughed my ass off edit roflmfao dyiiinnngg my name is Kenichi Smith. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty) I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer! I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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