09-28-2008, 12:43 AM | #1 |
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So I mutilated a $11,000 computer today :|
It was awesome. I'll tell you what I did.
First, I took the cover off, and broke it to pieces. Second, I unplugged everything - Ram, video card, sound card, IDE card, power supply, USB card, motherboard, harddrive, floppy drives, 5inch Zip drive, CD rom drive. Third, I got my super powered screw driver and I plowed right through the hard drive. It took 3 minutes because that bastard was solid aluminum. Fourth, I snapped all the cards in half. The ram sticks got special treatment because I used a wire cutter on them. Fifth, I dismantled the power supply and cut every individual wire into 5mm segments. Sixth, I poured it all back in the computer and LIT IT ON FIRE (not), no I put it in a trash. Pretty lame ending. D: P.S. 1991 apple what? P.S. It cut me D: I was bleedin madly, it also cut my dad. It obviously didn't want to get died.
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09-28-2008, 12:45 AM | #2 | |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
lol you noobs are so funny. you even went as far as to misquote me.
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09-28-2008, 12:46 AM | #3 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
oh my god
WHY O.o
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09-28-2008, 12:46 AM | #4 |
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09-28-2008, 12:47 AM | #5 |
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Lol, I ****ing love white text.
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09-28-2008, 12:48 AM | #6 | |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
boy i hear them apples r pretty good. thank you rzr
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09-28-2008, 12:49 AM | #7 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
Sprite is sad lol apple idc
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09-28-2008, 12:57 AM | #8 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
If he meets me up in my inbox I can cheer him up.
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09-28-2008, 01:10 AM | #9 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
all i did was smash my win95 with a hammer i'm so boring
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09-28-2008, 01:10 AM | #10 | |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
I would have set it on fire.
Just saying. I bet it wouldn't have smelled too great though. Also it would have been a toxic cloud of wiry sadness. P.S. Like I said to you on MSN -- destroying an entire house would be far more exciting. But I guess a computer will do.
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09-28-2008, 01:12 AM | #11 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
even if it was from 1991 why would you do it ;__;
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09-28-2008, 01:14 AM | #12 |
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Smashing a WIN95 is boring. My 98 was more fun.
Destroying a house isn't as much fun, either. You get caught... arson... not a fun road. /personal advice. And why didn't you strip it for parts, first? |
09-28-2008, 01:21 AM | #13 | |
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they were seriously half a cm by 5 cm rofl
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09-28-2008, 01:24 AM | #14 |
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You could'a sent em to me, lol. I could've used them. I like building old computers from scratch.
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09-28-2008, 01:25 AM | #15 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
It's either a hotdog or a giant penis that is hanging inbetween your avatar's legs Carlos............ this is so irrelevant to the thread.
On topic though... I've done close to the same thing, buddies comp got permanently destroyed by a power surge or something, he's not exactly sure what happened, so I got the honor of mutilating it. I did in fact end the massacre with a sacrificial burning of all the contents.
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09-28-2008, 01:45 AM | #16 | |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
Perhaps I should have said demolishing a house that was going to be leveled anyways.
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09-28-2008, 01:52 AM | #17 |
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moved to CC.
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09-28-2008, 02:37 AM | #19 |
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Re: So I mutilated a $5,000 computer today :]
you killed a god
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