The Rubix Clan

MissusRubix · 11-5-2007, 08:58 PM

Hi everyone, I am MrRubix's mother/girlfriend. I gave birth to him and now we are dating.

MrRubix got me into FFR. Actually, I just joined because I didn't want my baby to be part of something I wasn't part of.

MrRubix and I are going to have JuniorRubixes one day.

I like lobster and shrimp.

**EDIT**

I also think I should take this opportunity to introduce my baby. He is my second child, my first being a beautiful little girl who is three years old and not toilet trained.

First off, the most important thing you should know about MrRubix is that he thinks he is Asian. He likes Asian food, Asian women (correction: Asian womAn - me), Asian languages...
Secondly, he is tall. Like, really tall. Like I want to put a pile of bricks on him so that he can shrink a few inches.

MrRubix is clever; he got it from me because I am his mommy and gave him his genes. Apart from his height, because I'm Asian and therefore a midget.

MrRubix and I both attend a kickass IVY LEAGUE xD school which we pay a serious load of cash for and really, really hate attending.

MrRubix is not as 1337 as he thinks he is.
HA HA HA everyone laugh at MrRubix

**bender5** · 11-5-2007, 09:01 PM

haii misses rubix mother to the biggest controversy that ever hit ffr

-Moo- · 11-5-2007, 09:02 PM

lol'd again

**EnR** · 11-5-2007, 09:03 PM

ROFL pwnd

, tiny rubix's, very unsafe if you ask me

Theyll be AAA Pants at the age of 3

jellygod · 11-5-2007, 09:03 PM

-Moo- · 11-5-2007, 09:04 PM

Hai its lil rubix

dAnceguy117 · 11-5-2007, 09:05 PM

Shrimp rules.

arsonistsgetallthegirls · 11-5-2007, 09:16 PM

Idea for a new thread: Discuss the significance of lobster to the success of Mr. Rubix

**gabgabo** · 11-5-2007, 09:25 PM

LOL, tiny Rubixes.

chunky_cheese · 11-5-2007, 09:37 PM

Rubix does have a girlfriend though, never knew it was his mom. GG

MrRubix · 11-5-2007, 09:46 PM

Oh yeah?

Well here's what I have to say about MissusRubix.

MissusRubix has a pug and it's really quite disturbing. It runs around in its own poo. It's quite the sight to see. I enjoy feeding it Cheeto rings because it looks quite cute when it eats. MissusRubix looks a lot like her pug.

MissusRubix goes through ninety Red Bulls a day. Therefore she's constantly wired and bouncing around the room -- I can never get a good night's sleep. Sometimes I replace her Red Bull with water -- it doesn't seem to have much effect. She also has a Brita water filter. I forgot to replace the water. Sorry :X

MissusRubix enjoys seafood, but what you don't know is that it's because she's half Asian, half hammerhead shark. This also explains why she enjoys headbutting me all the time. I wonder if it has caused her brain damage?

MissusRubix wishes she had a penis.

She also plays SuperTux way too much because she is a Linux addict. She forgets to hold down the Run button so she can never figure out why she's constantly dying.

MissusRubix also watches so much South Park that she is beginning to sound like Cartman.

LOOOOL TAKETHT MSRUBIX

MissusRubix · 11-5-2007, 09:47 PM

I don't constantly die! I hate you.

MrRubix · 11-5-2007, 09:47 PM

Oh yeah? I am going to make a video of you, right here, right now. Let's play some SuperTux.

rel89 · 11-5-2007, 09:51 PM

What? That's disgusting. The mother dating the son.. omg.. FFR = dead.

**Nightfirecat** · 11-5-2007, 09:51 PM

Uhh MAJOR WTF.

Rubin0 · 11-5-2007, 09:52 PM

Lol it's kinda cute in a random screwed up kind of way.

MissusRubix · 11-5-2007, 09:53 PM

Rubix is mocking the newbie, I think he should be banned.

**dore** · 11-5-2007, 09:53 PM

mmmm deformed inbred babies with Rubix Cubes instead of hands

**TS_SonicMaster** · 11-5-2007, 09:54 PM

haha lulz abound

MrRubix · 11-5-2007, 09:57 PM

LOL@people who actually think she is my mother.

Come on guys

11-5-2007, 08:58 PM	#1
MissusRubix FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 36	The Rubix Clan Hi everyone, I am MrRubix's mother/girlfriend. I gave birth to him and now we are dating. MrRubix got me into FFR. Actually, I just joined because I didn't want my baby to be part of something I wasn't part of. MrRubix and I are going to have JuniorRubixes one day. I like lobster and shrimp. EDIT I also think I should take this opportunity to introduce my baby. He is my second child, my first being a beautiful little girl who is three years old and not toilet trained. First off, the most important thing you should know about MrRubix is that he thinks he is Asian. He likes Asian food, Asian women (correction: Asian womAn - me), Asian languages... Secondly, he is tall. Like, really tall. Like I want to put a pile of bricks on him so that he can shrink a few inches. MrRubix is clever; he got it from me because I am his mommy and gave him his genes. Apart from his height, because I'm Asian and therefore a midget. MrRubix and I both attend a kickass IVY LEAGUE xD school which we pay a serious load of cash for and really, really hate attending. MrRubix is not as 1337 as he thinks he is. HA HA HA everyone laugh at MrRubix Last edited by MissusRubix; 11-5-2007 at 09:36 PM.. Reason: I was not done yet, okay.

11-5-2007, 09:01 PM	#2
bender5 The 40% Iron Chef Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Denver Age: 33 Posts: 4,894	Re: The Rubix Clan haii misses rubix mother to the biggest controversy that ever hit ffr __________________

11-5-2007, 09:02 PM	#3
-Moo- FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,199	Re: The Rubix Clan lol'd again __________________ touch my pokeballz

11-5-2007, 09:03 PM	#4
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: The Rubix Clan ROFL pwnd , tiny rubix's, very unsafe if you ask me Theyll be AAA Pants at the age of 3 __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

11-5-2007, 09:03 PM	#5
jellygod FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 34 Posts: 1,703	Re: The Rubix Clan lol __________________ RETIRED ___________________________ Best AAAs- Monstrous Turtles, Get down Styles- index,spread Tier Points: 148 Rank 8 in regional ranking(Great Lakes) "Never argue with stupid people, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

11-5-2007, 09:04 PM	#6
-Moo- FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,199	Re: The Rubix Clan Hai its lil rubix __________________ touch my pokeballz

11-5-2007, 09:05 PM	#7
dAnceguy117 new hand moves = dab Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: he/they Age: 33 Posts: 10,094	Re: The Rubix Clan Shrimp rules.

11-5-2007, 09:25 PM	#9
gabgabo FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 1,811	Re: The Rubix Clan LOL, tiny Rubixes. __________________ Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!

11-5-2007, 09:37 PM	#10
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 33 Posts: 1,736	Re: The Rubix Clan Rubix does have a girlfriend though, never knew it was his mom. GG

11-5-2007, 09:46 PM	#11
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: The Rubix Clan Oh yeah? Well here's what I have to say about MissusRubix. MissusRubix has a pug and it's really quite disturbing. It runs around in its own poo. It's quite the sight to see. I enjoy feeding it Cheeto rings because it looks quite cute when it eats. MissusRubix looks a lot like her pug. MissusRubix goes through ninety Red Bulls a day. Therefore she's constantly wired and bouncing around the room -- I can never get a good night's sleep. Sometimes I replace her Red Bull with water -- it doesn't seem to have much effect. She also has a Brita water filter. I forgot to replace the water. Sorry :X MissusRubix enjoys seafood, but what you don't know is that it's because she's half Asian, half hammerhead shark. This also explains why she enjoys headbutting me all the time. I wonder if it has caused her brain damage? MissusRubix wishes she had a penis. She also plays SuperTux way too much because she is a Linux addict. She forgets to hold down the Run button so she can never figure out why she's constantly dying. MissusRubix also watches so much South Park that she is beginning to sound like Cartman. LOOOOL TAKETHT MSRUBIX

11-5-2007, 09:47 PM	#12
MissusRubix FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 36	Re: The Rubix Clan I don't constantly die! I hate you.

11-5-2007, 09:47 PM	#13
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: The Rubix Clan Oh yeah? I am going to make a video of you, right here, right now. Let's play some SuperTux.

11-5-2007, 09:51 PM	#14
rel89 FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Age: 35 Posts: 2,046	Re: The Rubix Clan What? That's disgusting. The mother dating the son.. omg.. FFR = dead. __________________ AAA's: 171 (1 + 9) Most recent Godly AAA: Platypus, Koala In The Spider's Web, Intense Colors, Tell, Agenda X Average: 535.3877 Tier Points: 206 (206 + 0 for 167 AAAs) SM/GH3/FFR vids

11-5-2007, 09:51 PM	#15
Nightfirecat ...back from the dead. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: no longer stalking jtehanonymous Age: 33 Posts: 3,213	Re: The Rubix Clan Uhh MAJOR WTF. __________________ [My Profile] \| [My Music] \| [Play FFR] \| [My Photobucket] \| [My DeviantArt] AAAs: 210 (186+7+17) Best AAAs: Vertex BETA, Fighting for Control, Nova Pulser Recent AAAs: {Firestorm}, Dazzling Destiny, Hellbeat v2p 2nd place in 3rd Official Tournament 1st place in Jugglin/Jteh's 1st Tournament

11-5-2007, 09:52 PM	#16
Rubin0 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 1,276	Re: The Rubix Clan Lol it's kinda cute in a random screwed up kind of way.

11-5-2007, 09:53 PM	#17
MissusRubix FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 36	Re: The Rubix Clan Rubix is mocking the newbie, I think he should be banned.

11-5-2007, 09:53 PM	#18
dore caveman pornstar Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ridin on a unicorn Age: 33 Posts: 6,317	Re: The Rubix Clan mmmm deformed inbred babies with Rubix Cubes instead of hands __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

11-5-2007, 09:54 PM	#19
TS_SonicMaster FFR Lolicon Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Naval Air Station Pensacola, FL Age: 32 Posts: 1,257	Re: The Rubix Clan haha lulz abound __________________ Best and Only AAAA: Ageha BF2014 5 Greats SDG vid Maid and Pocket Watch of Blood Oni 9 Greats 1 CB vid Thermosphere 1 CB vids from super nub days

11-5-2007, 09:57 PM	#20
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: The Rubix Clan LOL@people who actually think she is my mother. Come on guys

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