Mr. Gunstiffy

bballplaya · 09-12-2003, 04:11 PM

This is the first story in the bballplaya storybook

Once upon a time there was an evil man named Mr. Gunstiffy. He was called Mr. Gunstiffy because he had a gun for a hand and metal kneecaps.
He was a murderer. One night he came to my house. I went into kung fu mode but with his gun I was no match. I got shot in them arm and leg.
I began to plot my revenge while healing. Then when I was finally healed my plan went into action. I had noticed he always carried an extremely large bag of gunpowder for reloading. So I brough my bulletproof vest. There was a long hard battle. He finally ran out of gun powder but I couldn't get close enough because he kept swinging his gun hand back and forth. Finally! His knees ran out of oil and I shot my rocket launcher and KABOOM! He was dead. So all was well once more!

The End

post your responses now.

SilverTwilight · 09-12-2003, 04:35 PM

I thought that was gonna be a porn by the title of it, but yes very very interesting hmmm

mimicr · 09-12-2003, 04:43 PM

*eats cocolocolate bar*
...
yeah...

bballplaya · 09-12-2003, 04:50 PM

Thanx post new ideas in the bballplaya storybook

mimicr · 09-12-2003, 05:10 PM

you should have chocolocolate barz in it

bballplaya · 09-12-2003, 05:15 PM

k write that in the storybook

mimicr · 09-12-2003, 05:19 PM

bballplaya · 09-12-2003, 08:13 PM

anymore suggestions or comments

sk8fan · 09-13-2003, 08:09 AM

poop

I mean... sk8boarders

sk8fan · 09-13-2003, 08:10 AM

poop

I mean... sk8boarders

bballplaya · 09-13-2003, 10:57 AM

Double Poster! Put it in the storybook!

jewpinthethird · 09-13-2003, 03:21 PM

Yay. Rocket Launchers are awesome.

mr_hat · 09-13-2003, 03:23 PM

The only thing wrong was WARE THE HELL WAS ALL THE FUCKING BLOOD YOU NEED BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SilverTwilight · 09-13-2003, 05:54 PM

that's what I'm saying...and naked people, with a name like that yah need lotsa naked people...

mr_hat · 09-13-2003, 05:59 PM

Sure but it still needs BLOOD MOTHER FUCKING BLOOD CUT OFF THEIR HEADS BLOOD BLOOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *grabs chainsaw* DIE MOTHER........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

09-12-2003, 04:11 PM	#1
bballplaya FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,007	Mr. Gunstiffy This is the first story in the bballplaya storybook Once upon a time there was an evil man named Mr. Gunstiffy. He was called Mr. Gunstiffy because he had a gun for a hand and metal kneecaps. He was a murderer. One night he came to my house. I went into kung fu mode but with his gun I was no match. I got shot in them arm and leg. I began to plot my revenge while healing. Then when I was finally healed my plan went into action. I had noticed he always carried an extremely large bag of gunpowder for reloading. So I brough my bulletproof vest. There was a long hard battle. He finally ran out of gun powder but I couldn't get close enough because he kept swinging his gun hand back and forth. Finally! His knees ran out of oil and I shot my rocket launcher and KABOOM! He was dead. So all was well once more! The End post your responses now.

09-12-2003, 04:43 PM	#3
mimicr FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 22	eats cocolocolate bar ... yeah... __________________

09-12-2003, 05:10 PM	#5
mimicr FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 22	you should have chocolocolate barz in it __________________

09-12-2003, 05:19 PM	#7
mimicr FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 22	ok __________________

09-13-2003, 08:09 AM	#9
sk8fan FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 161	poop I mean... sk8boarders __________________ hi my peers call me gayy and weird im just specal in my moms eyes hi i like chicken and cookies nummy. and i love the stepmaniia and weirdal

09-12-2003, 04:35 PM	#2
SilverTwilight FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 35	I thought that was gonna be a porn by the title of it, but yes very very interesting hmmm

09-13-2003, 08:10 AM	#10
sk8fan FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 161	poop I mean... sk8boarders __________________ hi my peers call me gayy and weird im just specal in my moms eyes hi i like chicken and cookies nummy. and i love the stepmaniia and weirdal

09-13-2003, 03:21 PM	#12
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Yay. Rocket Launchers are awesome.

09-13-2003, 03:23 PM	#13
mr_hat FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 95	The only thing wrong was WARE THE HELL WAS ALL THE FUCKING BLOOD YOU NEED BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH __________________ <image>http://groups.msn.com/1rstpersongrou...toID=1</image> damn damn damn my sig why the fuck won\'t it work?

09-13-2003, 05:54 PM	#14
SilverTwilight FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 35	that's what I'm saying...and naked people, with a name like that yah need lotsa naked people...

09-13-2003, 05:59 PM	#15
mr_hat FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 95	Sure but it still needs BLOOD MOTHER FUCKING BLOOD CUT OFF THEIR HEADS BLOOD BLOOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH grabs chainsaw DIE MOTHER........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ __________________ <image>http://groups.msn.com/1rstpersongrou...toID=1</image> damn damn damn my sig why the fuck won\'t it work?

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