choof ama

[choof]

will try to keep it real as hell, no bullshit

[Charu]

inb4 genric card question by Zapmeister

Um, so... if you could name one thing you absolutely despise in food, what would it be?

[choof]

I don't think there's a food I dislike lol, uh
ketchup?

like, if you're the kinda dude to put ketchup on a hotdog I want nothing to do with you

[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a crocodile, a panda, a goat, a spider, and a blobfish. You're holding Ks Qs and the flop is 3s 3h 6d. The tiger is looking really tired and keeps trying to stop itself from accidentally falling asleep, and it stares intensely at the crocodile as if trying to freak it out, and it checks. The crocodile is completely unfazed by what the tiger is doing, and checks too. The panda already folded and has already fallen asleep between its action and the cards being dealt. The goat makes whatever noise a goat makes, stares at you but in a friendly way, and bets half the pot. The spider calls without showing emotion. The blobfish folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What's the biggest adrenaline rush you've experienced within the last year, and would you do it again?

Suppose hypothetically I gave you some amount of money on the condition that for every meal you eat within the next 6 months, you have to eat all the ingredients in backwards alphabetical order (such as potatoes, then chicken, then cabbage). This doesn't apply to separating ingredients in sandwiches and stuff. If you successfully accomplish this every time for 6 months you get to keep the money, but if you make a mistake, you have to instantly refund it back to me. I don't get any personal gain from making you do this. How much money would I have to pay you for you to consider seriously doing it?

Bitcoins are being real arseholes (see below). Should I get rid of these fucking annoying things?

[lurker]

sup fam
here's a game of fuck, marry, kill, stare at awkwardly using the four girls currently available on fiffer island: ika musume, reimu hakurei, prim, and this
second, i know that being one of those dumbass kids who understood nothing about the community but tried to push themselves in anyway many years ago doesn't actually give me sympathy for awkward new users. what about you?
third, should we make a stupid ass mix tape

[choof]

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a crocodile, a panda, a goat, a spider, and a blobfish.

kill the tiger, crocodile, and goat for food, release the panda into conservatory custody, step on the spider, and smoke out the blobfish

What's the biggest adrenaline rush you've experienced within the last year, and would you do it again?

overdosing, no

Suppose hypothetically I gave you some amount of money on the condition that for every meal you eat within the next 6 months, you have to eat all the ingredients in backwards alphabetical order (such as potatoes, then chicken, then cabbage). This doesn't apply to separating ingredients in sandwiches and stuff. If you successfully accomplish this every time for 6 months you get to keep the money, but if you make a mistake, you have to instantly refund it back to me. I don't get any personal gain from making you do this. How much money would I have to pay you for you to consider seriously doing it?

$3000, I'm on a diet that uses minimal foods and multiple meals so I don't think I'll have an issue with this

Bitcoins are being real arseholes (see below). Should I get rid of these fucking annoying things?

liquidate your assets, buy hookers and blow

[choof]

Originally Posted by lurker

sup fam
here's a game of fuck, marry, kill, stare at awkwardly using the four girls currently available on fiffer island: ika musume, reimu hakurei, prim, and this

kill hunter because 3d, fuck ika musume because tentacles, stare awkwardly at reimu because touhou, marry prim because iidx

second, i know that being one of those dumbass kids who understood nothing about the community but tried to push themselves in anyway many years ago doesn't actually give me sympathy for awkward new users. what about you?

idk man, if I can turn into not a huge shitlord, so can findarian

third, should we make a stupid ass mix tape

hell yes, let's do some shitty ass raps about math, IT, and fuckin yo bitch

[FoJaR]

what is up my man

[Charles Claythorne]

why is your name choof and why wont you play live twig with us :'(

[choof]

Originally Posted by FoJaR

what is up my man

my serotonin levels

[choof]

Originally Posted by Charles Claythorne

why is your name choof and why wont you play live twig with us :'(

irl nickname is choof, which comes from my last name
maybe I will, idk yet

[FoJaR]

why dont you ever send me snapchats anymore

what's the biggest thing you've ever dropped and broken

where is france

how many times a day do you poop

you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground. does the thought of reporting it somehow even enter your mind? what do you spend it on?

[choof]

Originally Posted by FoJaR

why dont you ever send me snapchats anymore

I changed my snapchat name, it's now contrapaasso

what's the biggest thing you've ever dropped and broken

myself

where is france

quebec

how many times a day do you poop

once

you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground. does the thought of reporting it somehow even enter your mind? what do you spend it on?

if i'm at work, yes
if i'm out and about, hell no

[FoJaR]

what do you spend it on?

[choof]

food

[Nyokou]

do you like potatoes

[choof]

i love potatoes
i, myself, am a potato

[Charles Claythorne]

why werent you in live twig i was so sad, choof? :'(

[choof]

non-srs answer: because fuck the police
srs answer: friday I played the entire time because I had a lot of caffeine, saturday and sunday I only played one game each because I was, oddly enough, going through caffeine withdrawals and I'm sick

I didn't want to use that as defense on sunday

[Charles Claythorne]

Awww, okay, that's fine, choof! I hope you're feeling better now.