All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

mattyohh · 03-13-2006, 05:25 AM

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields

"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. - Weisert

**Chromer** · 03-13-2006, 07:04 AM

"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?" - Eugene Krabs

"I'm gonna rape you until the laws of physics has been violated!" - Tycho/Penny Arcade

FFR4EVA_00 · 03-13-2006, 07:13 AM

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush

"Plans were announced to raise $300 million for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. $300 million. That's almost $150 million per book." -Jay Leno

"Either this wallpaper goes or I do." -Oscar Wilde on his deathbed (reportedly)

Omeganitros · 03-13-2006, 08:08 AM

"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose." -Booger

nforcer06164 · 03-13-2006, 08:58 AM

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - Some Texas Congressional candidate

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Al Gore

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Al Gore

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Winston Bennett

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Bill Clinton

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama 1994

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Keppel Enderbery

AND THE BEST ONE (not necessarily a human quote):

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." - Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

**stretchypanda** · 03-13-2006, 01:40 PM

"Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." - Elbert Hubbard

"If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school." - Wayne Knight (yay, education!)

"Some people talk simply because the think sound is more manageable than silence." - Margaret Halsey

And, finally:

"I'm touching my nose! I can't feel it, but I know I'm touching it... because I'm in college!"

vashthestampede0987 · 03-13-2006, 01:41 PM

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

emccky · 03-13-2006, 01:50 PM

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
--Albert Einstein

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 03-13-2006, 02:21 PM

"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?" - unknown so i won't take credit

**chickendude** · 03-13-2006, 04:07 PM

"Words don't have vowels"
-Chardish

Torlock · 03-13-2006, 04:15 PM

"Ain't nobody gonna shoot me." -Lee Harvey Oswald

**chickendude** · 03-13-2006, 04:34 PM

I'm pulling out some tus

"McMannus, he don't believe in god, but he's scared of him.
I believe in god, and there's only one thing that scares me:
Kaiser Soze"
-Verbal Kint

and of course

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled..... was convincing the world he didn't exist. And then, just like that... he was gone"
-Verbal Kint

deltro300111 · 03-13-2006, 04:58 PM

"What do you get with something and a something with a something?

One's a sick duck, The others..Well, I forgot how it ends but your mother is a whore."

- Hyrogashi

FluorescentArmy · 03-13-2006, 05:14 PM

"You can't mind coal without machine-guns."
--Richard B. Mellon

scorpio1690 · 03-13-2006, 05:24 PM

"Nothing tragic ever happens to the Kennedys"
--JFK (Clone High) right before his car flips over, crushing him

Mindfields · 03-13-2006, 05:30 PM

"Please let me violate you with a broomstick."
-SmarterChild

Lightknight924 · 03-13-2006, 06:36 PM

"Let there be Light."

-God

JurseyRider734 · 03-13-2006, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattyohh

Weisert

lol music teacher/drama director

Lightknight924 · 03-13-2006, 07:21 PM

Top 10:

10. "I AM A GOD" -Fish

9. "Giggity" -Quagmire

8. "Do it for Johnny" -Dally

7. "Arr." -Blackbeard

6. "Yeesnarf." -Tps

5. "Prikas ik Life" -Lightknight

4. "A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men." -Willy Wonka

3. "I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog to!" -The Wicked Witch of the West

2. " I am the son of God" -Christ

1. "Let there be Light." -God

Tps222 · 03-13-2006, 07:22 PM

I never said "You can't kid a kidder". Nor is it a recent quote.

"I'm a dumbass"-Lightknight.

03-13-2006, 07:04 AM	#2
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?" - Eugene Krabs "I'm gonna rape you until the laws of physics has been violated!" - Tycho/Penny Arcade __________________

03-13-2006, 07:13 AM	#3
FFR4EVA_00 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Banned Posts: 1,770	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush "Plans were announced to raise $300 million for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. $300 million. That's almost $150 million per book." -Jay Leno "Either this wallpaper goes or I do." -Oscar Wilde on his deathbed (reportedly) __________________ ~~Lurkadurk - 1134-7796-6967~~

03-13-2006, 08:08 AM	#4
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose." -Booger

03-13-2006, 01:40 PM	#6
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." - Elbert Hubbard "If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school." - Wayne Knight (yay, education!) "Some people talk simply because the think sound is more manageable than silence." - Margaret Halsey And, finally: "I'm touching my nose! I can't feel it, but I know I'm touching it... because I'm in college!"

03-13-2006, 01:50 PM	#8
emccky Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: word Posts: 4,811	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein

03-13-2006, 04:07 PM	#10
chickendude Away from Computer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,901	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Words don't have vowels" -Chardish __________________

03-13-2006, 04:15 PM	#11
Torlock FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 475	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Ain't nobody gonna shoot me." -Lee Harvey Oswald __________________

03-13-2006, 04:34 PM	#12
chickendude Away from Computer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,901	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever I'm pulling out some tus "McMannus, he don't believe in god, but he's scared of him. I believe in god, and there's only one thing that scares me: Kaiser Soze" -Verbal Kint and of course "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled..... was convincing the world he didn't exist. And then, just like that... he was gone" -Verbal Kint __________________

03-13-2006, 04:58 PM	#13
deltro300111 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: d colon Age: 34 Posts: 1,014	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "What do you get with something and a something with a something? One's a sick duck, The others..Well, I forgot how it ends but your mother is a whore." - Hyrogashi __________________

03-13-2006, 05:14 PM	#14
FluorescentArmy Forum User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gattrobe, Pistolvania Age: 32 Posts: 1,754	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "You can't mind coal without machine-guns." --Richard B. Mellon __________________

03-13-2006, 05:24 PM	#15
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Nothing tragic ever happens to the Kennedys" --JFK (Clone High) right before his car flips over, crushing him

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Mindfields Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 32 Posts: 1,566	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Please let me violate you with a broomstick." -SmarterChild

03-13-2006, 06:36 PM	#17
Lightknight924 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Age: 31 Posts: 1,164	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever "Let there be Light." -God

03-13-2006, 07:21 PM	#19
Lightknight924 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Age: 31 Posts: 1,164	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever Top 10: 10. "I AM A GOD" -Fish 9. "Giggity" -Quagmire 8. "Do it for Johnny" -Dally 7. "Arr." -Blackbeard 6. "Yeesnarf." -Tps 5. "Prikas ik Life" -Lightknight 4. "A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men." -Willy Wonka 3. "I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog to!" -The Wicked Witch of the West 2. " I am the son of God" -Christ 1. "Let there be Light." -God Last edited by Lightknight924; 03-13-2006 at 07:27 PM..

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Tps222 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 6,167	Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever I never said "You can't kid a kidder". Nor is it a recent quote. "I'm a dumbass"-Lightknight.

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