LOLWTF?

eviloyster · 11-14-2007, 02:48 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml

How is this possible??

Also, why is it a criminal offence?

Seriously, this is mad.

Love,
eviloyster

MalReynolds · 11-14-2007, 02:53 PM

The bike didn't want it, man. No means no.

**EnR** · 11-14-2007, 02:55 PM

who_cares973 · 11-14-2007, 02:56 PM

thats awesome XD

Raziel_Darkeden · 11-14-2007, 03:52 PM

rofl, nice

Christorama5 · 11-14-2007, 03:54 PM

WOW. That's insane.

Is that like the British version of Weekly World News?

AOD_ELEMENT · 11-14-2007, 03:57 PM

what a dumass

eviloyster · 11-14-2007, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christorama5

WOW. That's insane.

Is that like the British version of Weekly World News?

No, it's the best selling / longest running broadsheet newspaper in Britain : /

Strangely enough.

**MMShadow** · 11-14-2007, 07:10 PM

How.....just...how....does...that...work?!?!

omgitznpv · 11-14-2007, 07:18 PM

Because it's disturbing.

Triplex72 · 11-14-2007, 07:37 PM

Well, if it turns you on...Go ahead?

**Coolboyrulez0** · 11-14-2007, 08:03 PM

It's sick alright but why go to JAIL for it?
Next thing is you go to JAIL for having sex with your HAND...

-,
CBR

NarutoFoxDemon · 11-14-2007, 08:12 PM

"He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."

If I saw somebody with no pants, on the ground, I'd kick them. Hard.

DRangedTeddyBear · 11-14-2007, 08:16 PM

Sounds pleasurable, count me in.

ShAiOnEi · 11-14-2007, 08:19 PM

must have been a new bike

**Conorn** · 11-14-2007, 08:21 PM

wow, that guy is one lonely dumbass.

Gray Fox · 11-14-2007, 08:32 PM

Wait, that's a crime? I thought bikes were meant to be ridden

Well whatever went on, this is still pretty funny.

**Conorn** · 11-14-2007, 08:33 PM

in this case, it is, because it was ridden!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy thats a knee slapper... you walked right into that one.

**tofurox** · 11-14-2007, 08:39 PM

~HentaiXXX~ · 11-14-2007, 09:02 PM

what...

11-14-2007, 02:48 PM	#1
eviloyster FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Coventry, United Kingdom Age: 33 Posts: 69	LOLWTF? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml How is this possible?? Also, why is it a criminal offence? Seriously, this is mad. Love, eviloyster

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