Help me out- boyfriend's b-day

Bittabe-be · 01-14-2004, 06:07 PM

I've run out of optios, can anyone tell me what guys like for their birthday? My boyfriend says he doesn't want anything, but i still wanna gat him something. Help me out here...

makaveli121212 · 01-14-2004, 06:08 PM

cant go wrong with a dvd or music...or you could strip for him

VxDx · 01-14-2004, 06:08 PM

let him put it in your butt.

Brainmaster07 · 01-14-2004, 06:09 PM

For girls you need something thoughtful and meaningful, for guys, just give him a bunch of stuff. Only you really know what he likes, maybe a computer game or a dvd...

Bittabe-be · 01-14-2004, 06:10 PM

"In my butt" is NOT an option,(that crap hurts too much)

jewpinthethird · 01-14-2004, 06:10 PM

Two words...Oral Sex. I am being honest. I would love to get oral sex from a female friend on my birthday.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-14-2004, 06:11 PM

what is he like an elephant

And give him head

its safe, fun, and effective

Bittabe-be · 01-14-2004, 06:12 PM

That is bizzare. gross, but i love him....so it can't be that bad if that's what he wants right?...........At least it'd be thr real thing since i already know he wacks off all the time anyway.......

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-14-2004, 06:14 PM

Smack him and tell him to jack off to you...not some chick on a porn site....or some guy...

Bittabe-be · 01-14-2004, 06:15 PM

If i found out he was jacking to some guy....i'd,,,,,,,have to.........chop somtthing off.......

VxDx · 01-14-2004, 06:21 PM

shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.

Anticrombie0909 · 01-14-2004, 06:22 PM

Sexual favors, por favor?

Trust me, if your b/f is anything like the other 3 billion (straight) guys on this planet, you can't go wrong with head or otherwise. Guys are like the most perverted things ever, its in our nature, and makes it very easy (and cheap) to buy for us.

Otherwise go buy him UT2003 or something, can't go wrong with a good, violent, stupid shooter. And only 20 bucks!

Brainmaster07 · 01-14-2004, 06:22 PM

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shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.

Or maybe he'll break up with you on the spot XD.

makaveli121212 · 01-14-2004, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by VxDx

shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.

yeah DROP THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Master_of_PARANOiA · 01-14-2004, 06:25 PM

give us something to work with, like a hobby of his or something (if it was me... just get me video games, or money... preferably money, since u said that oral sex and head were out)

Brainmaster07 · 01-14-2004, 06:26 PM

Everybody says money is a lame gift, but give me 20$ and I'll be the happiest man alive XD

Well, not really, but you get the point.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-14-2004, 06:44 PM

I still say to give him head

vashthestampede0987 · 01-14-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN

I still say to give him head

a voice of reason once again amongst the psychotic weirdos

Lupin_the_3rd · 01-14-2004, 07:03 PM

you should give him $20 towards linens+things.....or perhaps bed + bath

**87x** · 01-14-2004, 11:32 PM

yea.. i was thinking some nice scented candles... or like.. maybe some potpourri.. mean always like that kind of stuff... but for sex wise (come on.. lets face it.. its his birthday.. he will be having sex with you that day) you say head it out.. but even if head is out.. that means its time for some skeet in the mouth.. it would make him feel like the man.. trust me.. i know......anyway.. just go have fun with it.. surprise him with something

01-14-2004, 06:07 PM	#1
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	Help me out- boyfriend's b-day I've run out of optios, can anyone tell me what guys like for their birthday? My boyfriend says he doesn't want anything, but i still wanna gat him something. Help me out here... __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

01-14-2004, 06:09 PM	#4
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	For girls you need something thoughtful and meaningful, for guys, just give him a bunch of stuff. Only you really know what he likes, maybe a computer game or a dvd... __________________

01-14-2004, 06:10 PM	#5
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	"In my butt" is NOT an option,(that crap hurts too much) __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

01-14-2004, 06:12 PM	#8
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	That is bizzare. gross, but i love him....so it can't be that bad if that's what he wants right?...........At least it'd be thr real thing since i already know he wacks off all the time anyway....... __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

01-14-2004, 06:15 PM	#10
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	If i found out he was jacking to some guy....i'd,,,,,,,have to.........chop somtthing off....... __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

01-14-2004, 06:08 PM	#3
VxDx FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,871	let him put it in your butt.

01-14-2004, 06:10 PM	#6
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Two words...Oral Sex. I am being honest. I would love to get oral sex from a female friend on my birthday.

01-14-2004, 06:11 PM	#7
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	what is he like an elephant And give him head its safe, fun, and effective

01-14-2004, 06:14 PM	#9
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Smack him and tell him to jack off to you...not some chick on a porn site....or some guy...

01-14-2004, 06:21 PM	#11
VxDx FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,871	shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.

01-14-2004, 06:22 PM	#12
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	Sexual favors, por favor? Trust me, if your b/f is anything like the other 3 billion (straight) guys on this planet, you can't go wrong with head or otherwise. Guys are like the most perverted things ever, its in our nature, and makes it very easy (and cheap) to buy for us. Otherwise go buy him UT2003 or something, can't go wrong with a good, violent, stupid shooter. And only 20 bucks!

01-14-2004, 06:25 PM	#15
Master_of_PARANOiA FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where do you THINK I live? Posts: 1,599	give us something to work with, like a hobby of his or something (if it was me... just get me video games, or money... preferably money, since u said that oral sex and head were out) __________________ Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

01-14-2004, 06:26 PM	#16
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	Everybody says money is a lame gift, but give me 20$ and I'll be the happiest man alive XD Well, not really, but you get the point. __________________

01-14-2004, 06:44 PM	#17
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	I still say to give him head

01-14-2004, 07:03 PM	#19
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	you should give him $20 towards linens+things.....or perhaps bed + bath

01-14-2004, 11:32 PM	#20
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	yea.. i was thinking some nice scented candles... or like.. maybe some potpourri.. mean always like that kind of stuff... but for sex wise (come on.. lets face it.. its his birthday.. he will be having sex with you that day) you say head it out.. but even if head is out.. that means its time for some skeet in the mouth.. it would make him feel like the man.. trust me.. i know......anyway.. just go have fun with it.. surprise him with something __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

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