Create a Battle-Cry

Laharl · 04-12-2004, 04:05 PM

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the mountains! It is Sandman, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries mightily:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path faster than the super-flu!!!"

Err... for FFR, I guess I should change the name I enter.

Sprinting across the cliffs, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Laharl! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"

**Moogy** · 04-12-2004, 04:07 PM

Prowling on the mountains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Moogy! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so badly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

plasmix · 04-12-2004, 04:31 PM

Sprinting through the hotel lobby, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Plasmix! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to smash you until you shit molton lava, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

tristia · 04-12-2004, 04:45 PM

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Tristia, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you beyond your expiration date!!"

DaynieBurger · 04-12-2004, 04:49 PM

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the desert! It is DaynieBurger, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"

Haha, watch out for those pitas.

Anticrombie0909 · 04-12-2004, 05:42 PM

I have the best freaking one.

"Rampaging out of the cliffs, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Anticrombie0909! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

QreepyBORIS · 04-12-2004, 06:12 PM

Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the candy store! It is QreepyBORIS, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!"

...What the shit?

RenmazuoGK · 04-12-2004, 06:28 PM

Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is RenmazuoGK, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars ominously:

"I'm seriously going to flog you into the danger zone!!!"

VxDx · 04-12-2004, 11:03 PM

all I thought of when I saw this topic was,

Let me see your war face!
Sir?
Your war face! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face!

Kefit · 04-12-2004, 11:09 PM

Hark! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Kefit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries ominously:

"I'm seriously going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

ananana · 04-12-2004, 11:31 PM

Skulking over the mountains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Ana! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!" 8)

Cyborg_Mermaid · 04-13-2004, 07:30 AM

FFR Name
Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Cyborg_Mermaid, hands clutching a mighty sword! She roars vengefully:

"I'm going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

Real Name
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Liza, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries gutterally:

"I'm going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

RobbyZero · 04-13-2004, 07:38 AM

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is HolyBlank, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

**Chromer** · 04-13-2004, 07:43 AM

Oh Ho! Who is the lone figure who mysterious silouette paints the pale Moon? It is Chromer, cluthching the almighty sword of n00b Slaughter and Chaos! He Screams
Distastefully:

"I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!"

RobbyZero · 04-13-2004, 07:46 AM

Quote:

"I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!"

Rofl nice!

qualy · 04-13-2004, 08:09 AM

Rampaging on the cliffs, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Qualy! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

Cyborg_Mermaid · 04-13-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qualy

Rampaging on the cliffs, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Qualy! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

I love it! XD That is so going in the AIM profile when I get home.

Yami_no_Kouichi · 04-13-2004, 11:20 AM

Wah! The link won't work for me!

Poo.

I found one I did a long time ago 0_0. I used the name Quatre.

Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Quatre,
hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously:

"I'm going to spank you beyond mortal comprehension, and dip you in
uranium!"

Arch0wl · 04-16-2004, 04:52 AM

Oh...my...god

Quote:

Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Arch, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode!!"

**Specforces** · 04-16-2004, 05:07 AM

Lo! Who dost approach in thy C-130, roaring through the skies like the hand of Zues! It is Specforces, M-4 in hand, paracute on back, and revenge in mind! His voice resonates with the intonation of God,

"Come hither, fear not of the lives you will lose today, they are now mine!"

04-12-2004, 04:05 PM	#1
Laharl FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 38 Posts: 1,821	Create a Battle-Cry http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the mountains! It is Sandman, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries mightily: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path faster than the super-flu!!!" Err... for FFR, I guess I should change the name I enter. Sprinting across the cliffs, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Laharl! And he gives a low cry: "I'm going to brutalize you until you are unable to sit properly!!!" __________________ SIG PICTURES: POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

04-12-2004, 04:07 PM	#2
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 10,303	Prowling on the mountains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Moogy! And he gives a spectacular grunt: "I'm going to smack you so badly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!" __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

04-12-2004, 04:45 PM	#4
tristia FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Age: 38 Posts: 419	Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Tristia, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries homicidally: "I'm seriously going to bludgeon you beyond your expiration date!!" __________________ Yay MySpace

04-12-2004, 06:12 PM	#7
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 33 Posts: 7,454	Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the candy store! It is QreepyBORIS, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!" ...What the shit? __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

04-13-2004, 07:30 AM	#12
Cyborg_Mermaid FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Forum lurking like the crazy I am Posts: 294	FFR Name Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Cyborg_Mermaid, hands clutching a mighty sword! She roars vengefully: "I'm going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!" Real Name Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Liza, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries gutterally: "I'm going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!!" __________________ Guess who's back!

04-12-2004, 04:31 PM	#3
plasmix FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: TX Posts: 3,639	Sprinting through the hotel lobby, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Plasmix! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream: "I'm going to smash you until you shit molton lava, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

04-12-2004, 04:49 PM	#5
DaynieBurger FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 62	Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the desert! It is DaynieBurger, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh: "I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!" Haha, watch out for those pitas.

04-12-2004, 05:42 PM	#6
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	I have the best freaking one. "Rampaging out of the cliffs, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Anticrombie0909! And he gives a vengeful scream: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

04-12-2004, 06:28 PM	#8
RenmazuoGK FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 91	Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is RenmazuoGK, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars ominously: "I'm seriously going to flog you into the danger zone!!!"

04-12-2004, 11:03 PM	#9
VxDx FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,871	all I thought of when I saw this topic was, Let me see your war face! Sir? Your war face! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face!

04-12-2004, 11:09 PM	#10
Kefit FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,517	Hark! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Kefit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries ominously: "I'm seriously going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

04-12-2004, 11:31 PM	#11
ananana FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 36 Posts: 632	Skulking over the mountains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Ana! And she gives an ominous grunt: "I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!" 8)

04-13-2004, 07:38 AM	#13
RobbyZero FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 4,613	Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is HolyBlank, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh: "As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

04-13-2004, 07:43 AM	#14
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	Oh Ho! Who is the lone figure who mysterious silouette paints the pale Moon? It is Chromer, cluthching the almighty sword of n00b Slaughter and Chaos! He Screams Distastefully: "I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!" __________________

04-13-2004, 08:09 AM	#16
qualy FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona Age: 34 Posts: 864	Rampaging on the cliffs, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Qualy! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream: "For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

04-13-2004, 11:20 AM	#18
Yami_no_Kouichi FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ask me tomorrow Posts: 22	Wah! The link won't work for me! Poo. I found one I did a long time ago 0_0. I used the name Quatre. Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Quatre, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously: "I'm going to spank you beyond mortal comprehension, and dip you in uranium!" __________________ Insanity is just a state of mind. Leave me be.

04-16-2004, 05:07 AM	#20
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Lo! Who dost approach in thy C-130, roaring through the skies like the hand of Zues! It is Specforces, M-4 in hand, paracute on back, and revenge in mind! His voice resonates with the intonation of God, "Come hither, fear not of the lives you will lose today, they are now mine!" __________________ Check Out My Music

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