While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi. - Page 3

Omeganitros · 06-7-2006, 09:19 PM

My elders say that people shouldn't get married 'til they're in their 30s.

**stretchypanda** · 06-7-2006, 09:54 PM

My mom became pregnant with me, her first child, at 25.

Her mom was afraid she was too old to have kids.

**Specforces** · 06-7-2006, 10:07 PM

Title Of The Thread Fixed*

whorlichan · 06-8-2006, 01:12 AM

Thanks, Spec

I think if Panda and I are having hot girly-girl action it's only right that Tass shares in the boy-on-boy action of the TPS sleepover. But I demand video evidence (smile for the camera, boys!)

JKPolk · 06-8-2006, 01:15 AM

that's just gay

Omeganitros · 06-8-2006, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whorlichan

Thanks, Spec

I think if Panda and I are having hot girly-girl action it's only right that Tass shares in the boy-on-boy action of the TPS sleepover. But I demand video evidence (smile for the camera, boys!)

This is exactly why I don't talk about lesbian action in front of girls, even when they're lesbian themselves. I have a few bisexual friends of the opposite gender, and I've learned to not bring it up because then they'll do it and then they'll giggle and say "Now it's only fair you do it with my boyfriend teeheehee" and then I'm in an awkward position because it IS only fair.

**Specforces** · 06-8-2006, 01:45 AM

I love you Whorli, thanks for being such a good sport.

GuidoHunter · 06-8-2006, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omeganitros

This is exactly why I don't talk about lesbian action in front of girls, even when they're lesbian themselves. I have a few bisexual friends of the opposite gender, and I've learned to not bring it up because then they'll do it and then they'll giggle and say "Now it's only fair you do it with my boyfriend teeheehee" and then I'm in an awkward position because it IS only fair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by whorlichan

I think if Panda and I are having hot girly-girl action it's only right that Tass shares in the boy-on-boy action of the TPS sleepover. But I demand video evidence (smile for the camera, boys!)

Looks like I escaped unscathed.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

mead1 · 06-8-2006, 08:13 AM

This thread is erotic

**stretchypanda** · 06-8-2006, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Looks like I escaped unscathed.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

When I went out to a show with Guido's sister in Deep Ellum, Guido encouraged me to pick out a cute boy to bring home for a threesome.

mead1 · 06-8-2006, 08:29 AM

Guido has some nice abs

**alainbryden** · 06-8-2006, 08:41 AM

Oh jesus that sucks. I spent the 2 weeks after school living at my girlfriends house, so I know what you mean about getting accustomed to 24/7. Now we're split for the whole summer and I've had to start browsing porn again. (jk)

dooty_7 · 06-8-2006, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alainbryden

Oh jesus that sucks. I spent the 2 weeks after school living at my girlfriends house, so I know what you mean about getting accustomed to 24/7. Now we're split for the whole summer and I've had to start browsing porn again. (jk)

no your not! lol

**alainbryden** · 06-8-2006, 02:38 PM

I know

**iggymatrixcounter** · 06-8-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omeganitros

This is exactly why I don't talk about lesbian action in front of girls, even when they're lesbian themselves. I have a few bisexual friends of the opposite gender, and I've learned to not bring it up because then they'll do it and then they'll giggle and say "Now it's only fair you do it with my boyfriend teeheehee" and then I'm in an awkward position because it IS only fair.

Tell us the rest of the story omega...

whorlichan · 06-8-2006, 03:09 PM

I just don't get the problem you boys have. It's okay if girls are into girls as long as they're still paying attention to you and possibly including you (truth be told, if I was into girls I'd dump the boys like rancid hamburger, because girls smell nicer) but if we say the same thing to you, immediately it's OMG WE'RE NOT GAY.

Here's a hint, guys: Not all girls are gay either. Not all girls are automatically bisexual. And if we were, we'd be having the hawt girlsex and ignoring you nasty boythings.

/end rant, I'm TOTALLY JOKING I HOPE YOU REALIZE.

In other news, my cats think that the toilet is a water fountain and that my scrubs (my medical work uniform thingies) are a fluffy bed. Now I have to go to work wearing ill-fitting old ones because all my nice new ones are covered in fur. And despite the fact that anyone working in a vet hospital is inevitably going to get covered in fur...we can't come IN to our shift ALREADY covered in it. It has to be acquired on-site.

**Specforces** · 06-8-2006, 03:11 PM

Thread title fixed once again*

GuidoHunter · 06-8-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whorlichan

(truth be told, if I was into girls I'd dump the boys like rancid hamburger, because girls smell nicer)

Except for when the girls smell like rancid hamburger every few weeks.....

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

**stretchypanda** · 06-8-2006, 03:15 PM

Like that's ever stopped you.

whorlichan · 06-8-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Except for when the girls smell like rancid hamburger every few weeks....

Everyone knows girls smell like roses and lavendar (or pomegranate, in my case) NO MATTER WHAT. Your allegations of stench are completely irrelevant and completely wrong. And Panda is therefore right, no matter what we're talking about.

Also, Tampax makes sanitary "materials" that can make you smell like a "fresh garden!"

06-7-2006, 09:19 PM	#41
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play... My elders say that people shouldn't get married 'til they're in their 30s.

06-7-2006, 09:54 PM	#42
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play... My mom became pregnant with me, her first child, at 25. Her mom was afraid she was too old to have kids.

06-7-2006, 10:07 PM	#43
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play... Title Of The Thread Fixed* __________________ Check Out My Music

06-8-2006, 01:12 AM	#44
whorlichan Tiny Plastic Meat Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Valley, Los Angeles Age: 40 Posts: 669	Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play... Thanks, Spec I think if Panda and I are having hot girly-girl action it's only right that Tass shares in the boy-on-boy action of the TPS sleepover. But I demand video evidence (smile for the camera, boys!) __________________ Goddess of Chocolate Sauce First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities My lame LJ My friend Cassie's amazing photography

06-8-2006, 01:15 AM	#45
JKPolk tool Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: satan Age: 37 Posts: 3,737	Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play... that's just gay __________________

06-8-2006, 01:45 AM	#47
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play... I love you Whorli, thanks for being such a good sport. __________________ Check Out My Music

06-8-2006, 08:13 AM	#49
mead1 Cerebellumberjack Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On a boat Age: 33 Posts: 3,960	Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play... This thread is erotic

06-8-2006, 08:29 AM	#51
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06-8-2006, 08:41 AM	#52
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06-8-2006, 02:38 PM	#54
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06-8-2006, 03:09 PM	#56
whorlichan Tiny Plastic Meat Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Valley, Los Angeles Age: 40 Posts: 669	Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play... I just don't get the problem you boys have. It's okay if girls are into girls as long as they're still paying attention to you and possibly including you (truth be told, if I was into girls I'd dump the boys like rancid hamburger, because girls smell nicer) but if we say the same thing to you, immediately it's OMG WE'RE NOT GAY. Here's a hint, guys: Not all girls are gay either. Not all girls are automatically bisexual. And if we were, we'd be having the hawt girlsex and ignoring you nasty boythings. /end rant, I'm TOTALLY JOKING I HOPE YOU REALIZE. In other news, my cats think that the toilet is a water fountain and that my scrubs (my medical work uniform thingies) are a fluffy bed. Now I have to go to work wearing ill-fitting old ones because all my nice new ones are covered in fur. And despite the fact that anyone working in a vet hospital is inevitably going to get covered in fur...we can't come IN to our shift ALREADY covered in it. It has to be acquired on-site. __________________ Goddess of Chocolate Sauce First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities My lame LJ My friend Cassie's amazing photography

06-8-2006, 03:11 PM	#57
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi. Thread title fixed once again* __________________ Check Out My Music

06-8-2006, 03:15 PM	#59
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