You laugh, you lose - Page 36

**Stewie7Griffin** · 07-29-2011, 09:10 PM

Husband: I don't get mixed feelings. It's the dumbest concept ever. You can't hate something and love it at the same time.

Wife: I have the perfect example of mixed feelings.

Husband: Oh really, what's that?

Wife: Out of all of your friends, you have the biggest penis.

**Sephiroth28** · 07-29-2011, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie7Griffin

Husband: I don't get mixed feelings. It's the dumbest concept ever. You can't hate something and love it at the same time.

Wife: I have the perfect example of mixed feelings.

Husband: Oh really, what's that?

Wife: Out of all of your friends, you have the biggest penis.

Rofl.

**-zeroSKILL-** · 07-29-2011, 09:43 PM

What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped from prison?

DustyFart · 07-29-2011, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -zeroSKILL-

What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped from prison?

No...just no

Secks69 · 07-29-2011, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -zeroSKILL-

What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped from prison?

get out

Niala · 07-29-2011, 10:13 PM

**** you guys i thought that was hilarious.
puns are fantastic zeroskill

**Bluearrowll** · 07-29-2011, 10:33 PM

zeroskill that was amazing lmao

Emithith · 07-29-2011, 10:47 PM

o-o;; that pun..
Tidbit: My mom figured it out. I didn't even need to tell her the answer.

**pmonibuv1** · 07-29-2011, 10:57 PM

speeddemon · 07-29-2011, 11:36 PM

Ha! So punny. So easy to get me with puns, no matter how stupid. So here's a stupid joke in return;

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish!

**-zeroSKILL-** · 07-29-2011, 11:38 PM

I can keep rhythm with no

And in response to all the other puns...

**PlayTrumpet** · 07-29-2011, 11:46 PM

And I've got a joke..

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

jugglinguy · 07-30-2011, 02:54 AM

**FFRGreen** · 07-30-2011, 06:33 AM

**Patashu** · 07-30-2011, 07:04 AM

watch this to the end

**Stewie7Griffin** · 07-30-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FFRGreen

$50 for a laptop!? Shit, I'd buy it.

**TC_Halogen** · 07-30-2011, 12:31 PM

(courtesy of my mom's facebook, who caught this while watching the news!)

**-zeroSKILL-** · 07-30-2011, 12:35 PM

Lmfao, that's awesome. 4chan will eventually get ahold of this now that it's been posted on the internet and have a blast I'm sure.

**Staiain** · 07-30-2011, 01:45 PM

**Sephiroth28** · 07-30-2011, 01:47 PM

Ouch Staiain. Just Ouch.

07-29-2011, 09:10 PM	#701
Stewie7Griffin FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 191	Re: You laugh, you lose Husband: I don't get mixed feelings. It's the dumbest concept ever. You can't hate something and love it at the same time. Wife: I have the perfect example of mixed feelings. Husband: Oh really, what's that? Wife: Out of all of your friends, you have the biggest penis. __________________ FMO FC's: 7 The Divine Suicide of K [Heavy] Hajnal Final Fantasy Last Battle Festival Epidermis Strangeprogram Choprite Novo Mundo Could've swore I FC'd Thrash, but according to level stats it says I have 1 miss....

07-29-2011, 10:13 PM	#706
Niala (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fredericton Age: 33 Posts: 1,696	Re: You laugh, you lose **** you guys i thought that was hilarious. puns are fantastic zeroskill

07-29-2011, 10:33 PM	#707
Bluearrowll ⊙▃⊙ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I live in the last place where you Look. Age: 31 Posts: 7,376	Re: You laugh, you lose zeroskill that was amazing lmao __________________ 1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament 1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament 3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament 5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament 9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament 10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament 10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament FMO AAA Count: 71 FGO AAA Count: 10 Bluearrowll = The Canadian player who can not detect awkward patterns. If it's awkward for most people, it's normal for Terry. If the file is difficult but super straight forward, he has issues. If he's AAAing a FGO but then heard that his favorite Hockey team was losing by a point, Hockey > FFR PS: Cool AAA's Terry - I Love You An Alarm Clock's Haiku beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep - ieatyourlvllol

07-29-2011, 10:47 PM	#708
Emithith FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: London, Ontario, Maple Syrup Land Age: 28 Posts: 1,784	Re: You laugh, you lose o-o;; that pun.. Tidbit: My mom figured it out. I didn't even need to tell her the answer.

07-29-2011, 10:57 PM	#709
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07-29-2011, 11:36 PM	#710
speeddemon FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Age: 31 Posts: 404	Re: You laugh, you lose Ha! So punny. So easy to get me with puns, no matter how stupid. So here's a stupid joke in return; How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish!

07-29-2011, 11:46 PM	#712
PlayTrumpet Lamingtons. Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 590	Re: You laugh, you lose And I've got a joke.. Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They were making headlines. __________________ HIGH-FIVING A MILLION ANGELS! [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

07-30-2011, 06:33 AM	#714
FFRGreen Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: California Age: 30 Posts: 1,151	Re: You laugh, you lose

07-30-2011, 07:04 AM	#715
Patashu FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: we traced the call...it's coming from inside the house Age: 33 Posts: 8,609	Re: You laugh, you lose watch this to the end __________________ Patashu makes Chiptunes in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu/8bit-progressive-metal-fading-world http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Mechadragon/smallpackbanner.png Best non-AAAs: ERx8 v2 (14-1-0-4), Hajnal (3-0-0-0), RunnyMorning (8-0-0-4), Xeno-Flow (1-0-0-3), Blue Rose (35-2-0-20), Ketsarku (14-0-0-0), Silence (1-0-0-0), Lolo (14-1-0-1) http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee301/xiaoven/solorulzsig.png

07-30-2011, 12:31 PM	#717
TC_Halogen Rhythm game specialist. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bel Air, Maryland Age: 32 Posts: 19,376	Re: You laugh, you lose (courtesy of my mom's facebook, who caught this while watching the news!)

07-30-2011, 01:45 PM	#719
Staiain Can't handle my ÆØÅ Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 4,544	Re: You laugh, you lose __________________ irc.rizon.net \| #kbo - Come chat!BlueXoon is back SM Wiki My

07-30-2011, 01:47 PM	#720
Sephiroth28 Snake Princess Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Amazon Lily Age: 31 Posts: 929	Re: You laugh, you lose Ouch Staiain. Just Ouch. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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