A word of advice for new college students

[Mahou]

If you're attending college for the first time, I'm very happy that you're beginning your long journey of knowledge and education; however, when you're in the library, please do me one favor if you're visiting your friends from school. Please, for the love of God, learn how to...

Shut the FUCK UP!

I usually prefer studying at home, but since I usually have 2-3 classes on Monday, I have to put myself in the library they provided for the school. Nobody fucking cares about your Instagram. Nobody fucking cares about your Facebook statuses and how many likes you get on a daily basis. Nobody fucking cares if you're trying to get into Youtube videos. This isn't a place to pick up girls either. It's a place to study. And for fucks sake, if you get a phone call, GO AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE! It amazes me how many people at this campus have no common courtesy.

This has been a public service announcement from Mahou. Thanks.