So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

**Oni-Paranoia** · 06-16-2009, 08:59 PM

If you thought this was a sexually orientated thread.. then oops

Anyways, this part of my keyboard has not been cleaned in 3 years. A lot of stuff is just dirt and hair, I dont know how 98% of that hair gets in there but it does, its also a fat key KB so its impossible to see any of the dirt or clean the KB without removing keys. >.>

Behold;

Yep, check your keyboards, you might find some buried treasure.. or a lot of sh*t. Also, "Keyboards can be dirtier than toilets" << I believe this now..

EDIT: I was using a brand new keyboard when typing this post..

EDIT2: After 5 hours, this looks like a new keyboard.

who_cares973 · 06-16-2009, 09:00 PM

jesus **** oni what the hell is your problem

**Vanilla Mnm** · 06-16-2009, 09:01 PM

Damn. I only wonder what my keyboard looks like.

Quigly · 06-16-2009, 09:12 PM

That actually made me gag a bit.

**BigBoss37** · 06-16-2009, 09:15 PM

pretty sure both of my keyboards look the same underneath the keys, I'll clean it later

**A2P** · 06-16-2009, 09:17 PM

If it were truly embarrassing to you, you wouldn't even mention it in front of a public forum.

Anyways, that's disgusting.

cedolad · 06-16-2009, 09:19 PM

That's sick.

[TeRa] · 06-16-2009, 09:21 PM

It looks like you poured a cup of sawdust on it lmao.

**Oni-Paranoia** · 06-16-2009, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A2P

If it were truly embarrassing to you, you wouldn't even mention it in front of a public forum.

Just because its embarrassing doesn't mean I'm not willing to share it.

A vacuum, a pencil, and disinfecting wipes to clean this sh*t thoroughly. I think the worse thing in hear was all the random dog hair and sesame seeds.

cedolad · 06-16-2009, 09:26 PM

By any chance did you eat over your keyboard?

Sweet Serenity · 06-16-2009, 09:28 PM

holy **** that's pretty gross

**Oni-Paranoia** · 06-16-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cedolad

By any chance did you eat over your keyboard?

Usually not over, but ill eat and chat at the same time. Im still confused by all the hair though.. looks like my dogs hair o.O

**Psychotik** · 06-16-2009, 09:36 PM

Ewww.

**bmah** · 06-16-2009, 10:20 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if there were any dried-up liquids stuck between the keys too, in addition to hair and other weird stuff.

**Tarrik** · 06-16-2009, 10:32 PM

Lmao, I'm lucky mines pretty good right now

cedolad · 06-16-2009, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oni-Paranoia

Usually not over, but ill eat and chat at the same time. Im still confused by all the hair though.. looks like my dogs hair o.O

Your dog had buttsecks with your keyboard.

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 06-16-2009, 10:37 PM

That doesn't surprise me. I've seen some pretty bad stuff cleaning my systems, but that is easily the worst I've ever seen. This almost makes me want to clean all of my stuff right now...

tangomango · 06-16-2009, 10:50 PM

That's pretty nasty man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR

This almost makes me want to clean all of my stuff right now...

Exactly my thoughts.

**Oni-Paranoia** · 06-16-2009, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmah

I wouldn't be surprised if there were any dried-up liquids stuck between the keys too, in addition to hair and other weird stuff.

Found some sticky stuff, mainly in the corners and the letters A,S,D, J, K, and L. Which is no surprise to me (SM keys).

Cleaned KB btw, keys actually feel a bit different.

AC1speakerbox · 06-16-2009, 10:57 PM

Oh. My. God.
Are you serious??????????

06-16-2009, 08:59 PM	#1
Oni-Paranoia No fucks Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,440	So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing If you thought this was a sexually orientated thread.. then oops Anyways, this part of my keyboard has not been cleaned in 3 years. A lot of stuff is just dirt and hair, I dont know how 98% of that hair gets in there but it does, its also a fat key KB so its impossible to see any of the dirt or clean the KB without removing keys. >.> Behold; Yep, check your keyboards, you might find some buried treasure.. or a lot of sht. Also, "Keyboards can be dirtier than toilets" << I believe this now.. EDIT: I was using a brand new keyboard when typing this post.. EDIT2: After 5 hours, this looks like a new keyboard. Last edited by Oni-Paranoia; 06-17-2009 at 11:44 AM.. Reason: ADding detail cuz im pro*

06-16-2009, 09:00 PM	#2
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing jesus **** oni what the hell is your problem __________________

06-16-2009, 09:01 PM	#3
Vanilla Mnm cavs Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saratoga, New York Posts: 3,258	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing Damn. I only wonder what my keyboard looks like.

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Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing That actually made me gag a bit. __________________ nah

06-16-2009, 09:15 PM	#5
BigBoss37 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 1,099	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing pretty sure both of my keyboards look the same underneath the keys, I'll clean it later

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A2P FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: nah Age: 34 Posts: 3,127	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing If it were truly embarrassing to you, you wouldn't even mention it in front of a public forum. Anyways, that's disgusting.

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cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing That's sick. __________________

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[TeRa] FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 9,922	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing It looks like you poured a cup of sawdust on it lmao.

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cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing By any chance did you eat over your keyboard? __________________

06-16-2009, 09:28 PM	#11
Sweet Serenity FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 53	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing holy **** that's pretty gross

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bmah shots FIRED Global Moderator, User Support, Judge Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB Age: 36 Posts: 8,448	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing I wouldn't be surprised if there were any dried-up liquids stuck between the keys too, in addition to hair and other weird stuff.

06-16-2009, 10:32 PM	#15
Tarrik D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: May 2007 Location: Australia Age: 33 Posts: 2,240	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing Lmao, I'm lucky mines pretty good right now

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AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing Oh. My. God. Are you serious??????????

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