1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

skyfox_ · 01-8-2007, 08:49 PM

1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.

Triplex72 · 01-8-2007, 08:54 PM

2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.

Nero_Angelo · 01-8-2007, 08:54 PM

3.Telling everyone in there walmart sucks

StardustGundam · 01-8-2007, 08:55 PM

Running naked every where

goat6707 · 01-9-2007, 05:26 PM

5. bring a truck full of mexicans fresh from the border and have them one by one turn in job applications.

UnitedStates@America · 01-10-2007, 12:30 AM

6. Do numbers 1 threw 6 50 million more times.

**Doug31** · 01-10-2007, 12:44 AM

7. Tell the workers to form a union, since they aren't getting paid enough, so they really need to.

DHS1 · 01-10-2007, 07:58 AM

8. Pull down your pants + underwear and shart. Then lay on the shart and start giggling. When you see anyone look at you, tell them to join you and if they refuse then go try to hug them. While you chase them perfusely, giggle and randomly scream "DOO DOO BUTTER HEHEHEHE". When the manager comes, yell "hoheheheh OH NOOOO THE FUNNY MANAGER" and then go and try to pinch his gooch.

Kevin_18 · 01-10-2007, 08:04 AM

Walk in dressed as a walmart employee and start telling people the wrong locations of stuff they are looking for.....or stand behind a cash register pretending to cashier only to tell them that you don't even work there.

Linkisdoomed · 01-10-2007, 08:15 AM

Get 10 rolls of duct tape, 2 buckets of paint, 3 first-aid kits, and 2 cans of WD-40 and if anybody asks, tell them that you're working on your truck today.

rade0110 · 01-10-2007, 08:38 AM

Walk in and punch the person that is supposed to greet you in the face. If they ask why you did that, kick them in the balls until they start to throw up.

**windsurfer-sp** · 01-10-2007, 08:42 AM

Buy a bottle of coke, open it drink half and ask to return it. Once they refuse climb up on top of shelves and dodge the security untill you fall and hurt yourself. File a lawsuit agianst Wall-mart.

**unkdavar** · 01-10-2007, 05:19 PM

13. Tell them you are a crazy guy from Iraq.

Roi Siveran · 01-10-2007, 05:25 PM

14. Run through the talking and singing toys aisle, setting all of them off. When security starts to go after you, start throwing them across the store so everybody can hear the annoying things.

GamerShadow · 01-10-2007, 05:50 PM

15. Dress up as Bin Laden, and walk up to the manager to say hi.

Shadowlessheart · 01-10-2007, 06:03 PM

16. Buy a Ton of Soda (.58cent kind)...climb up to the top of the store, shake the crud outta it, and when customers come through the door to exit...throw the bottle 3ft in front of them than hide....than when you're through go back in and buy more soda....

This happened to us yesterday

....and man did we get in trouble...not banned but a TON of trouble. Awkward that I'd find a Wal Mart Forum lol.

meno_rocks123 · 01-10-2007, 06:03 PM

17. take one of the bikes and run over the employees yelling "get outta my way". naked.

BoAroXz · 01-10-2007, 06:22 PM

rape the clerk

ddrfreak925 · 01-10-2007, 07:03 PM

Grab 24 boxes of condomns and when people aren't looking put them in their shopping cart.

Oscar the Grouch · 01-10-2007, 07:12 PM

Take a shiit right near the entrance every time you come to walmart until banning happens.

01-8-2007, 08:49 PM	#1
skyfox_ FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 354	1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop. __________________

01-8-2007, 08:54 PM	#2
Triplex72 CUSTOMIZED Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Your Imagination Posts: 975	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk. __________________ connect 216.246.109.6:27015

01-8-2007, 08:54 PM	#3
Nero_Angelo FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 3.Telling everyone in there walmart sucks

01-8-2007, 08:55 PM	#4
StardustGundam FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 0	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Running naked every where

01-9-2007, 05:26 PM	#5
goat6707 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yellow Jacket Country Age: 35 Posts: 114	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 5. bring a truck full of mexicans fresh from the border and have them one by one turn in job applications.

01-10-2007, 12:44 AM	#7
Doug31 Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 36 Posts: 6,811	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 7. Tell the workers to form a union, since they aren't getting paid enough, so they really need to. __________________

01-10-2007, 07:58 AM	#8
DHS1 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Earth Age: 34 Posts: 254	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 8. Pull down your pants + underwear and shart. Then lay on the shart and start giggling. When you see anyone look at you, tell them to join you and if they refuse then go try to hug them. While you chase them perfusely, giggle and randomly scream "DOO DOO BUTTER HEHEHEHE". When the manager comes, yell "hoheheheh OH NOOOO THE FUNNY MANAGER" and then go and try to pinch his gooch. __________________

01-10-2007, 08:04 AM	#9
Kevin_18 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE Age: 37 Posts: 680	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Walk in dressed as a walmart employee and start telling people the wrong locations of stuff they are looking for.....or stand behind a cash register pretending to cashier only to tell them that you don't even work there.

01-10-2007, 08:15 AM	#10
Linkisdoomed FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Where empty thoughts die. Age: 34 Posts: 594	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Get 10 rolls of duct tape, 2 buckets of paint, 3 first-aid kits, and 2 cans of WD-40 and if anybody asks, tell them that you're working on your truck today.

01-10-2007, 08:42 AM	#12
windsurfer-sp FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Aussie (Oi Oi Oi) Age: 33 Posts: 1,974	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Buy a bottle of coke, open it drink half and ask to return it. Once they refuse climb up on top of shelves and dodge the security untill you fall and hurt yourself. File a lawsuit agianst Wall-mart. __________________ Orbb fan club. White text society.

01-10-2007, 05:19 PM	#13
unkdavar Bombermen United Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 302	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 13. Tell them you are a crazy guy from Iraq.

01-10-2007, 05:25 PM	#14
Roi Siveran FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Thirty Miles and South, New Mexico Age: 32 Posts: 118	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 14. Run through the talking and singing toys aisle, setting all of them off. When security starts to go after you, start throwing them across the store so everybody can hear the annoying things.

01-10-2007, 05:50 PM	#15
GamerShadow FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In my Dungeon Age: 32 Posts: 2,534	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 15. Dress up as Bin Laden, and walk up to the manager to say hi. __________________ Note to self Finish.

01-10-2007, 06:03 PM	#16
Shadowlessheart FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 260	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 16. Buy a Ton of Soda (.58cent kind)...climb up to the top of the store, shake the crud outta it, and when customers come through the door to exit...throw the bottle 3ft in front of them than hide....than when you're through go back in and buy more soda.... This happened to us yesterday ....and man did we get in trouble...not banned but a TON of trouble. Awkward that I'd find a Wal Mart Forum lol.

01-10-2007, 06:03 PM	#17
meno_rocks123 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: in a box on the corner of main and broadway Age: 31 Posts: 2,324	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart 17. take one of the bikes and run over the employees yelling "get outta my way". naked.

01-10-2007, 06:22 PM	#18
BoAroXz FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 33	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart rape the clerk __________________

01-10-2007, 07:03 PM	#19
ddrfreak925 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 8\| Posts: 522	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Grab 24 boxes of condomns and when people aren't looking put them in their shopping cart.

01-10-2007, 07:12 PM	#20
Oscar the Grouch Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 57 Posts: 25	Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart Take a shiit right near the entrance every time you come to walmart until banning happens.

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