Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money.

**m0de** · 02-6-2013, 10:38 PM

think of the possibilities..

no more windshield wipers

never do dishes again

never clean your toilet again

spray it on your car, never wash it again.

and

if you have the balls

spray it on your butthole. never wipe again.

jokes aside, this stuff is really neat. worth watching the video.

**blindreper1179** · 02-6-2013, 10:43 PM

That was seriously astounding. Do want!

**customstuff** · 02-6-2013, 10:49 PM

If this was a "You want you lose" thread... I'd lose hard.

This is sooo useful and amazing!

**dragonmegaXX** · 02-6-2013, 10:52 PM

Would have been more impressed with Billy Mays advertising it, but yeah that's pretty incredible.

**TC_Halogen** · 02-6-2013, 10:53 PM

...holy christ. That is absolutely incredible!

KrazyKitsune · 02-6-2013, 10:55 PM

I'm going to end up using this everywhere...

**Tarrik** · 02-6-2013, 11:02 PM

That was amazing.

**Crazyjayde** · 02-6-2013, 11:04 PM

What the...
Wouldn't it be more useful for them to start selling these products to interested manufactures? It'd probably increase their sales rather than offering the product directly to the consumer? I have no idea, only thing I know for sure is that I want to submerge my house in this.

**blindreper1179** · 02-6-2013, 11:05 PM

I laughed so hard Crazy because I was thinking the same thing! I use those gloves at work that they demonstrated on(non ultra ever dry) and this would make replacing gloves almost unnecessary! So many replaced gloves because they get too oily.

**One Winged Angel** · 02-6-2013, 11:08 PM

Imagine how fucked you'd be if you ingested some of that

**blindreper1179** · 02-6-2013, 11:12 PM

Well, not thinking about it at all. I would assume it would slide straight down out of your asshole. Everything has some kind of moisture around it, that I would see this happening.

OR the exact opposite, and something takes the chemical and can no longer perform it's duty and you dead.

**Crazyjayde** · 02-6-2013, 11:13 PM

This summer's slip 'n slide is going to be hilarious.

**igotrhythm** · 02-6-2013, 11:15 PM

Better living through chemistry.

**Reincarnate** · 02-6-2013, 11:19 PM

Put that shit on the bottom of a speedboat

**Tarrik** · 02-6-2013, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by One Winged Angel

Imagine how fucked you'd be if you ingested some of that

I'd pay to see that .. lmao

**eastsideman09** · 02-7-2013, 12:01 AM

Please tell me this is a scam/trick before I spend money.

**.Layne.** · 02-7-2013, 12:03 AM

So you put it all over your body and you take a shower... but you CAN'T!

bahahaha

**Fluvs** · 02-7-2013, 12:10 AM

Take my money already

**Jonlovesddr** · 02-7-2013, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonmegaXX

Would have been more impressed with Billy Mays advertising it, but yeah that's pretty incredible.

damnit i just came everywhere

**d4u7211** · 02-7-2013, 12:26 AM

omg idk whats better the posters in this thread or the product(theproducttotally)

but fucking wow, that is just revolutionary imo.

put it on your DOG.
put it on your GLASSES.
put it on your TOAST.

btw can someone step that song

02-6-2013, 10:38 PM	#1
m0de Marble Eater Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Joliet, Illinois Age: 39 Posts: 1,437	Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. think of the possibilities.. no more windshield wipers never do dishes again never clean your toilet again spray it on your car, never wash it again. and if you have the balls spray it on your butthole. never wipe again. jokes aside, this stuff is really neat. worth watching the video. __________________

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dragonmegaXX ITG playing fur Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 3,660	Re: Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. Would have been more impressed with Billy Mays advertising it, but yeah that's pretty incredible. __________________

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TC_Halogen Rhythm game specialist. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bel Air, Maryland Age: 32 Posts: 19,376	Re: Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. ...holy christ. That is absolutely incredible!

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Tarrik D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: May 2007 Location: Australia Age: 33 Posts: 2,240	Re: Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. That was amazing.

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Crazyjayde FFR Veteran Wiki Administrator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Quebec Posts: 1,169	Re: Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. What the... Wouldn't it be more useful for them to start selling these products to interested manufactures? It'd probably increase their sales rather than offering the product directly to the consumer? I have no idea, only thing I know for sure is that I want to submerge my house in this.

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Crazyjayde FFR Veteran Wiki Administrator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Quebec Posts: 1,169	Re: Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. This summer's slip 'n slide is going to be hilarious.

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d4u7211 Aficionado of Awk Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wherever my computer is Age: 30 Posts: 1,276	Re: Ultra-Ever Dry Product - take all of my money. omg idk whats better the posters in this thread or the product(theproducttotally) but fucking wow, that is just revolutionary imo. put it on your DOG. put it on your GLASSES. put it on your TOAST. btw can someone step that song __________________ Hardpain of Hell RELEASED!!!

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