TWG XXIII: Assault on France! Victor E. to Humans! - Page 17

evilbutterfly · 11-13-2005, 03:22 PM

No, Chris, it's obviously Guido McSilentpants. Or it's you and Hans, in which case you can rofl at us in the postgame as soon as mead updates this shizzle.

But I'm disowning you if you do that, Afro.

**talisman** · 11-13-2005, 03:22 PM

guido

Afrobean · 11-13-2005, 03:25 PM

Under threat of stabbing, Guido.

GuidoHunter · 11-13-2005, 03:43 PM

Uh, I'll stab you more if you don't change your vote?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

evilbutterfly · 11-13-2005, 03:56 PM

More like claw him, wolfy mcwolf.

Spend more time telling us why you're not a wolf while we wait for a 4 person to insta you.

GuidoHunter · 11-13-2005, 04:16 PM

Well, you see, back at the beginning of Day 2, I had---

OHSHI, INSTA VOTE!

GuidoHunter

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

evilbutterfly · 11-13-2005, 04:25 PM

lol seppuku

HansSky · 11-13-2005, 05:55 PM

OH HI GUYS

IN CASE GUIDO CAN'T SELF VOTE

mead1 · 11-13-2005, 06:10 PM

The next day, they awoke, and begun planning. They sat huddled in a room for about an hour, then began the assault.

Afro detonated a plastic explosive on the barbed wire fence, creating a large hole. Hans and Guido ran through and shot the dobermans and rabbits with tranquilizers, being the great humanitarians they are. The whole team rammed the door, until it gave, and they entered the lobby of Fagouix Enterprises. At this point, there was a whole bunch of slow motion shooting, and cartwheeling, and reloading in midair. But since you can probably picture that in your mind, I won't bother explaining it. They then calmly took the elevator up to the top floor. They entered the waiting area.

E: mr. fagouix, good to see you again. who are all these people? i bet they already hate me. i'll go listen to some hawthorne heights then. they're the only ones that understand me.

*E was then shot by the spirit of musical taste*

eb: That means he's been with us the whole time. He's here right now. Listening to me make a monolougue about him listening to me make a monolouge about him listening to me making a...

nforcer: So who is it?

eb: I think it's guido because he's been all quiet. And because he looks exactley like this picture of Fagouix I saw on Wikipedia.

So acting as one, they all grabbed Guido and threw him out the window. As he fell, he yelled some french profanities. He fell on a mime.

Without anyone paying their checks, the mimes gave up miming and invading, and became productive members of society.

The End.

Hope you all had as much fun playing as I had hosting.

**DarkManticoreX2** · 05-21-2014, 10:22 AM

Archived 5-21-2014 11:22 AM EST

11-13-2005, 03:22 PM	#321
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	No, Chris, it's obviously Guido McSilentpants. Or it's you and Hans, in which case you can rofl at us in the postgame as soon as mead updates this shizzle. But I'm disowning you if you do that, Afro. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

11-13-2005, 03:25 PM	#323
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	Under threat of stabbing, Guido. __________________

11-13-2005, 03:56 PM	#325
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	More like claw him, wolfy mcwolf. Spend more time telling us why you're not a wolf while we wait for a 4 person to insta you. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

11-13-2005, 04:25 PM	#327
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	lol seppuku __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

11-13-2005, 05:55 PM	#328
HansSky FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ----> Age: 36 Posts: 1,925	OH HI GUYS IN CASE GUIDO CAN'T SELF VOTE __________________ hi

11-13-2005, 03:22 PM	#322
talisman Resident Penguin Join Date: May 2003 Age: 37 Posts: 4,598	guido

11-13-2005, 06:10 PM	#329
mead1 Cerebellumberjack Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On a boat Age: 33 Posts: 3,960	The next day, they awoke, and begun planning. They sat huddled in a room for about an hour, then began the assault. Afro detonated a plastic explosive on the barbed wire fence, creating a large hole. Hans and Guido ran through and shot the dobermans and rabbits with tranquilizers, being the great humanitarians they are. The whole team rammed the door, until it gave, and they entered the lobby of Fagouix Enterprises. At this point, there was a whole bunch of slow motion shooting, and cartwheeling, and reloading in midair. But since you can probably picture that in your mind, I won't bother explaining it. They then calmly took the elevator up to the top floor. They entered the waiting area. E: mr. fagouix, good to see you again. who are all these people? i bet they already hate me. i'll go listen to some hawthorne heights then. they're the only ones that understand me. E was then shot by the spirit of musical taste eb: That means he's been with us the whole time. He's here right now. Listening to me make a monolougue about him listening to me make a monolouge about him listening to me making a... nforcer: So who is it? eb: I think it's guido because he's been all quiet. And because he looks exactley like this picture of Fagouix I saw on Wikipedia. So acting as one, they all grabbed Guido and threw him out the window. As he fell, he yelled some french profanities. He fell on a mime. Without anyone paying their checks, the mimes gave up miming and invading, and became productive members of society. The End. Hope you all had as much fun playing as I had hosting.

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