I got to do the funniest thing. - Page 2

Xx{Midnight}xX · 06-7-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frozen Beat

Lol...something wonderful happened in me and my friend's math class...we looked out the window...and the house next to us was on FIRE HAHAHAHA...THE SCHOOL WAS JUST LIKE WTF!?!?!?!?

And I had the best math class ever...

That would make me laugh so much...

megmeg06 · 06-7-2008, 06:05 PM

the closest I've come to that is when I got folded up in a folding chair. You're story's pretty funny though x)

**EnR** · 06-7-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sh4d0wD3v1L

Funny stuff I do say. I've never done that, but I know someone who broke a chair in school once. He tried to lean back, and snapped the back of the chair right off...In the middle of class.... Very interesting.

In history class, my friend Jessy (yes I have friends outside of ffr :O) was leaning back on the his chair, and smoked the wall behind him full tilt, I lol'd at him for a few mins, along with everyone else in class. My other friend Pat snaped his chair duing religion and it was funyn as hell because he pretended nothing happend even though his shirt was sticking through the crack xD

**All_That_Chaz** · 06-7-2008, 07:22 PM

Like... 10 years ago I was playing in a magic tournament. An incredibly large boy in my grade sat down and completely destroyed the chair, fell on his ass, hit his head on the floor, the whole deal. He was so mortified he just ran out of the store. Left his cards and everything. I laughed. Everyone did. His family moved to Jacksonville a few months later. I doubt this event had anything to do with it, but it would be funny if it did.

I always feel bad about it when I think about it until I remember that he was a huge jackass.

**stretchypanda** · 06-7-2008, 07:27 PM

TRD you need to bulk up.

jugglinguy · 06-7-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

Like... 10 years ago I was playing in a magic tournament. An incredibly large boy in my grade sat down and completely destroyed the chair, fell on his ass, hit his head on the floor, the whole deal. He was so mortified he just ran out of the store. Left his cards and everything. I laughed. Everyone did. His family moved to Jacksonville a few months later. I doubt this event had anything to do with it, but it would be funny if it did.

I always feel bad about it when I think about it until I remember that he was a huge jackass.

Who took the cards?

**All_That_Chaz** · 06-7-2008, 10:28 PM

He got them back eventually.

**tofurox** · 06-7-2008, 11:53 PM

My mother's (fat) friend came over for dinner a while back. She sat down in a char and broke it, she was so embarassed! LOL I laughed my ass off!

Izzy · 06-7-2008, 11:57 PM

I remember one of my friends was running really fast and you do that whole grab the railing bar to swing around to the stairs. But it rips off and you fly into the glass cabinet and shatter the glass.

**MystictheHedgehog** · 06-8-2008, 12:03 AM

Izzy, yours makes me think back when I was in middle school. I was running down the staircase, whipped around the railing, lost my grip, and just planted into the wall. I fell, got up, and ran to class embarrassed. One of my friends then kindly pointed out, that my forehead was bleeding and my glasses were kinda, off. I bent the frames on them, needed brand new ones. I went by that staircase after lunch, and noticed there was a bloody spot on the wall, too.

Never broke a chair though...kinda difficult when you only weight 110.

**dood gone krazee** · 06-8-2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Izzy

I remember one of my friends was running really fast and you do that whole grab the railing bar to swing around to the stairs. But it rips off and you fly into the glass cabinet and shatter the glass.

Something similar happened to me.

I have the stairwell to the upper-story of our house right in front of the front door. Me being an idiot as a kid, grab my hands on the railing of the stairs and learn forward towards the door.

Guess what happens?

*ka-TING* The rail breaks and I go flying forward and hit the door, my head cracks open.

Smart me...

**Adamaja456** · 06-8-2008, 10:09 AM

i was carrying a 30 inch fat(yes fat, not flat) TV upstairs for my friend at this house. well halfway up the stairs, it turns 90 degrees to the right and he decided to tickle me right before i got to the turn.

Needless to say, it laughed and tried to run away but ran the TV right into the wall.
Left a big dent hahah

**TheRapingDragon** · 06-8-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by stretchypanda

TRD you need to bulk up.

Tis not my fault, I have a very high metabolism. I eat more than most people do, I just burn it off so damn quickly that it's impossible to keep weight on. I kept being told by my doctor that it would go away, but he's been saying that for like, 5 years or more.

I don't mind, at least I have muscle instead of fat.

korny · 06-8-2008, 10:43 AM

I remember when my parents made me go to church when i lived with them and there was always this fat kid who said the most annoying pointless things ever. Because of how annoying he was i broke this thing on one of the chairlegs that kept it together and he sat on it and was so embarrassed when it broke, he started crying. I cried too.

**Flandre Scarlet** · 06-8-2008, 10:57 AM

I once had my 230 lbs uncle sit in my favorite chair at my computer desk that had perfect form and height, and broke it a while later. The arm broke in half and the back snapped =/ Also happened when a friend of a friend sat in a different chair and broke it.

I've also broken my own chair, though I'm only 160 lbs; My temporary chair wasn't too durable.

**windsurfer-sp** · 06-8-2008, 11:07 AM

ITT people use horrible units to describe weight.

ddr_f4n · 06-8-2008, 07:44 PM

I broke a glass table once as a kid. I was playing with my cousin, and I fell backwards and landed hard on the glass table behind me.

I ended up with a couple stitches in my ass-cheek. The glass in it was removed. The mark still remains...

Zythus · 06-8-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

I'm really not 130 LBS isn't fat is it??? OMG I NEED TO GO LOSE weight! AHHH! to the restroom I go!

I'm 15 and I'm 130LB, trust me, I'm skinny. =/

Chair? The most laughable happening was that my overhead lamp fell and whacked me on the head before the impact with the hardwood floor shattered the bulb.

indigo23 · 06-8-2008, 09:16 PM

I have a similar railing story:

I was running down the stairs, in socks, and slipped! So I grabbed the small railing that was screwed to the wall to try to catch myself, and ended up ripping the railing right out of the wall. And then sliding down the rest of the stairs.

Funny only in retrospect. =)

**Psychotik** · 06-8-2008, 09:27 PM

I once told my friend, who is a guy, I said to him "You like men" and he nodded. He really is an idiot.

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korny It's Saint Pepsi bitch Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, tx Age: 34 Posts: 4,385	Re: I got to do the funniest thing. I remember when my parents made me go to church when i lived with them and there was always this fat kid who said the most annoying pointless things ever. Because of how annoying he was i broke this thing on one of the chairlegs that kept it together and he sat on it and was so embarrassed when it broke, he started crying. I cried too.

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