Test For Dementia. (you dont NEED to comment)

[loucst]

Loucst
This is always fun to do! Enjoy.



Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can 't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)









First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you
are
second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took
for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?





Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only, Do
NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right..
.Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask..
It's really very simple.... Like you!




PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

[loucst]

its pretty cool =D

[Engler]

Those were pathetic. I got each of them easily.

[-Moo-]

I got like 2 right

[loucst]

Im gonna put harder ones in a sec...

[Dragon_Master2557]

I feel stupid, I didn't get a single one right >_>

[D4rkAng3l]

already saw this test before. real easy.

[Verruckter]

It's ****ing 0:30am, what do you expect.

[pntballa18]

Because answering these questions wrong means you have brain problems.

[FalcoLombardi]

damn there's something wrong with me

[Doug31]

No, they're actually really easy questions, it's that answering them instantly that makes this hard for me. To me, I don't really understand what I'm allowed to get away with. Oh well, really good score by reading them really slowly and carefully, and answering nearly instantly after reading the last word lol. Although, I kind of had seen this before.