If You Were Stranded On An Island......

[purebloodtexan]

a good RPG

keep to the general rules, and some other things:

-the point of this game is to go as long as possible. so no "he spawned a nuke bomb and destroyed the whole island" posts
-don't write a whole adventure into one post
-you can involve other members in your posts, with certain restrictions:
a) you can add some dialogue from the other member, but don't make it too elaborate. "yes" and "no" are fine. "Tasslefoot zipped down his pants, started jumping up and down and yelling 'winky! winky!'" is obviously a bad example (Tass, take no offense from this)
b) you can also creation action from another character, but must also be limited - as shown above
-2 or more people can collaborate and make up their own story, but they must do their own actions only; we tried to make up each other's actions at VGDC forums, and it didn't go too well
-you can be just about anything you want - from an Animagus to an X-Men - but again, must keep the story going, as stated above
-you MUST narrate yourself when you post. don't just make other members' actions

well, i forgot some of the rules since VGDC Forums started this, so i might tack on as we go

These people determine if it's day or night, set up scenarios for others on occasions, and - althoug unofficial - have some Mod power over this thread. we can ask people to stop if their story is getting out of hand and is constantly ignoring us. if they don't, i give our "Mods" permission to ruin that member's story

1) Purebloodtexan
2) Meteor858
3) tpdewc
4) TS_SonicMaster

by the way, if you're going to give sidenotes that aren't part of the story, put them in double parentheses (())

[Windscarredfaith]

Late Evening:

Shashakiro is innocently playing FFR (hey... what else would he do on a stranded island?). Suddenly, a demon came and took away his ability to play as well as he did. The demon said that in order for him to get his talent back, he would have to go on an adventure to get it back.

[ReUsed]

Originally Posted by Windscarredfaith

Late Evening:

Shashakiro is innocently playing FFR (hey... what else would he do on a stranded island?). Suddenly, a demon came and took away his ability to play as well as he did. The demon said that in order for him to get his talent back, he would have to go on an adventure to get it back.

so what was Shashakrio to do? he asked the deamon. "what the hell do i have to do to get my ability to play back?! ><"

and the demon said.. "you have to let rabid fangirls beat you with a yaoi paddle"

[purebloodtexan]

PBT awoke on the island shore that evening. when he came to, he saw nothing but sandy beach and rainforest; no sign of human life

PBT: what the hell? i was just signing in to FFR and - aw, crap! first VGDC, now this! i got stuck on the island again!

PBT remembered that he hadn't eaten since his the previous day, and set off for food......

[somerndmguy]

As he was searching for food, PBT runs into Shashakiro, who was looking for a bunch of rabid fangirls to try and beat him. PBT refuses to help him.

[purebloodtexan]

Originally Posted by somerndmguy

As he was searching for food, PBT runs into Shashakiro, who was looking for a bunch of rabid fangirls to try and beat him. PBT refuses to help him.

((the bold part is what went to far. also, narrate yourself eventually))

PBT: you'd probably have no luck looking for rabid fangirls on this island; i have yet to even find the wreckage of my boat.....with WiFi

[purebloodtexan]

((it's daytime now))

[the_unda_doggz]

Wow, can I give award as worst thread ever?

[Meteor858]

Meteor wakes up on the island surrounded by a bunch of flaming stones

Meteor: "...aww ****..."

annoyed at the fact that he is stranded on an island in the heat with a bunch of space rocks next to him he goes into the forest and stumbles upon a half-beaten to death Shashakiro.

Meteor: Shash... wtf happened to you?
Shash: I needed to get beaten by fangirls to be able to play ffr again
Meteor: ...i see...
Meteor walks inconspicuously up to shash and steals the computer and runs away while foaming at the mouth
Meteor: ITS MINE!!!!

[purebloodtexan]

PBT, now nearly starving to death, figured out that there was no meat on the ground, but there was meat in the air. Putting together a bow and arrow, PBT killed about 5 birds, and began to walk back to his boat wreckage with his catch.

Suddenly, just a few miles before he reached his boat, PBT saw a familiar face running maniacally......

".....Shashakiro? What's up, man?"

But Shash paid him no attention and kept on running. PBT then understood Shash's running for his life when he saw many girls coming through the forest.

"Holy ****."

[Meteor858]

Meteor is sitting out by the flaming space rocks on the beach, panting

"Good thing those fangirls came back, otherwise i never would have gotten away"

Meteor relaxes in the sand and gets ready to play some ffr on the computer he stole from shash when all of the sudden a fiddler crab pops out of the sand next to him.

"YOINK"
He grabbed the crab and ate it whole... no longer hungry he was able to play ffr once again

[purebloodtexan]

PBT, although completely nourished, was missing a key part of his life: the sport of soccer. Only a CD player, CD's, and a Nintendo DS were the remaining amusements in the wreckage of his boat (It's a surprise that all 3 items were still intact). He set off to find some material to create a makeshift soccer field........

((OK, nighttime))

[TS_SonicMaster]

In the middle of the night, Sonic flys as super sonic through the air and comes across a desolate island and decides to fly low to the ground of it for fun. He immediately sees Shash running with rabid fangirls chasing him. Sonic collides with Shash and the chaos emeralds fly way off into the sea. Shash asks for help to get away from those rabid fangirls, and Sonic grabs Shash by the arm and runs away. They eventually come across meteor with the computer playing ffr. Shash yells," Hey, Give me my computer!" Meteor runs off again while Shash chases. Sonic sits down and just chills on the beach playing some ffr on his PSP.

[Meteor858]

"HOLY ****" meteor screams as he is running from shash

after a few dreadful seconds of running meteor stumbles into a stress ridden PBT who is reading a book called "Making a soccer goal out of bamboo for dummies"

"PBT catch! WE ARE PLAYING KEEP AWAY FROM SHASH"

PBT happily joins in a little game of monkey in the middle

[purebloodtexan]

After an minute or so, Shash is fed up, and just tackles Meteor. PBT just walks away and continues at at his goal.

"Just gotta complete this crossbar....."

Suddenly, a rumble went across the beach. Sash began to panic, and PBT very well knew why.

PBT: Looks like you've got yourself a serious Rabid Fangirl problem.
Sash: What are we going to do!?
PBT: ......Do they have any friends?
Sash: PBT, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND-

And then the fangirls came flocking in on the beach. PBT's soccer field would have to wait; he and Sash ran like hell......

[Meteor858]

Meteor finally gets up out of the sand to see shash and PBT running away from him like crazy...

"What do i smell?"

*turns around*
"HOLY SHI-"
Meteor's cursing is cut short as he is trampled by the many fan girls, the computer is also trampled and broken...

Once the crowd of fangirls has moved on, we can clearly see that meteor has passed out from the trampling and trampling

[tpdewc]

the kitsune walking across the beach sees a trampled passed out figure in the sand.

"this requires a saving throw"

tosses 20 sided dice and lands in sand with a 17

dang my will to help this thing is to low

kitsune enigmous continues down beach

[Meteor858]

Meteor finally wakes up and looks at the computer and all of its trampled beauty...

"...****..."

Meteor sets off following the path that the fangirls took after PBT and Shash

Also meteor punts Tpdewc into the ocean for not helping him up

[tpdewc]

kitsune gets out of ocean after rolling an 12 for haste
and goes after the meteor #858
kitsune catches up to the foreighn rock
" why did you push me into the ocean and why are you carrying that trashed com?

[TS_SonicMaster]

Sonic gets up and starts following footprints in the ground. He eventually finds Shash and PBT lying on the ground, trampled and covered in dirt. He thinks,"Uhh........Wtf happened, oh right , Rabid fangirls" He helps Shash and PBT up, and tells shash about the computers fate. Shash screams out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" PBT suggests, "Maybe we can build a soccer field and play games and raise money somehow." Sonic continues, "And we could buy all we need from locals that just appeared, to build a new computer for Shash." The three agree, and immediately start trying to build their soccer field.