A strange-looking scratch

AC1speakerbox · 06-23-2009, 07:39 PM

So I play football. Today we were jumping over hurdles, and I scraped my leg against it. I thought the resulting scratch actually looked pretty cool. Several people had noticed it, questioned me, and left their own comments. About an hour and a half after the scratch, a friend who had already seen it pointed something out to me.

This scratch on my leg looks like a dong.

I probably should have taken the picture before cleaning it, but I don't think it really matters. I actually shaved that lower part of my leg for the picture. xD

I don't think you could call this NSFW. It is just a scratch, after all.

**Psychotik** · 06-23-2009, 07:57 PM

I wish I had a dong scratch.

**Beethovens mask** · 06-23-2009, 07:58 PM

pretty crazy looking. Both lines make the same curve...

AC1speakerbox · 06-23-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotik

I wish I had a dong scratch.

Best laugh I've had today!
Thanks for that. xD

DotKritic · 06-23-2009, 09:29 PM

You shaved your ding ding dong?

**A2P** · 06-23-2009, 09:34 PM

It's a sign bro. Jesus is trying to tell you something O_O

Izzy · 06-23-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by A2P

It's a sign bro. Jesus is trying to tell you something O_O

Hes saying "jump a little higher"

**ninjaKIWI** · 06-23-2009, 09:43 PM

Honestly? You made a thread about a scratch that looks like a penis?

AC1speakerbox · 06-23-2009, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaKIWI

Honestly? You made a thread about a scratch that looks like a penis?

Yeah.

DotKritic · 06-23-2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AC1speakerbox

Doesn't look like his balls have dropped yet.

Maybe that was a little too extreme.

Oh well.

AC1speakerbox · 06-23-2009, 10:01 PM

Just for chuckles, I measured it (the scratch lol).

It came out 6 3/4 inches.

DotKritic · 06-23-2009, 10:07 PM

Taking pills to make it larger?

Bravo.

**gnr61** · 06-23-2009, 10:07 PM

u got a small
leg

Izzy · 06-23-2009, 10:07 PM

I remember awhile back I had a safety pin in a torn pair of pants. When I was putting my pants on apparently the pin came undone and it scratched a line all the way up my leg. Those things aren't safe at all. =(

**funmonkey54** · 06-23-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy

Hes saying "jump a little higher"

xD Laughed for like a minute at this.

That is a pretty interesting scratch.

JKPolk · 06-23-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaKIWI

Honestly? You made a thread about a scratch that looks like a penis?

Sadly better than a lot of other threads

cedolad · 06-23-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnr61

u got a small
penis

Fix'd.

looks weird as fuc. o.O

**ninjaKIWI** · 06-23-2009, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cedolad

Fix'd.

I think that was the joke buddy.

who_cares973 · 06-23-2009, 11:16 PM

reminds me of kgz's old avatar

**phe0nixblade** · 06-23-2009, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by who_cares973

reminds me of kgz's old avatar

this hahahaha
and hahaha you have a penis on your leg, homo :P

06-23-2009, 07:39 PM	#1
AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	A strange-looking scratch So I play football. Today we were jumping over hurdles, and I scraped my leg against it. I thought the resulting scratch actually looked pretty cool. Several people had noticed it, questioned me, and left their own comments. About an hour and a half after the scratch, a friend who had already seen it pointed something out to me. This scratch on my leg looks like a dong. I probably should have taken the picture before cleaning it, but I don't think it really matters. I actually shaved that lower part of my leg for the picture. xD I don't think you could call this NSFW. It is just a scratch, after all. Last edited by AC1speakerbox; 06-23-2009 at 10:11 PM..

06-23-2009, 09:29 PM	#5
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 19 Posts: 2,964	Re: A strange-looking scratch You shaved your ding ding dong? __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004

06-23-2009, 09:34 PM	#6
A2P FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: nah Age: 34 Posts: 3,127	Re: A strange-looking scratch It's a sign bro. Jesus is trying to tell you something O_O

06-23-2009, 10:01 PM	#11
AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	Re: A strange-looking scratch Just for chuckles, I measured it (the scratch lol). It came out 6 3/4 inches.

06-23-2009, 10:07 PM	#12
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 19 Posts: 2,964	Re: A strange-looking scratch Taking pills to make it larger? Bravo. __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004

06-23-2009, 10:07 PM	#13
gnr61 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE, ohio Age: 33 Posts: 7,251	Re: A strange-looking scratch u got a small leg __________________ squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

06-23-2009, 10:07 PM	#14
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: A strange-looking scratch I remember awhile back I had a safety pin in a torn pair of pants. When I was putting my pants on apparently the pin came undone and it scratched a line all the way up my leg. Those things aren't safe at all. =(

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