Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness this.

[popsicle_3000]

so who is this alt then?

[FFRN00B90210]

and: the entire purpose of repeating the same retarded shit was to effectively emulate the caliber of conversation present in all religious discussions on this site. it involves a religious type crucifying themselves (apt analogy) in a battle of wits against the same washed out atheist rhetoric. the argument is silly, people are not here to change their minds or question themselves, but to get off on being right. no one reasonable wishes to contribute anything to it because it's senseless. quips and ad homs are there to make everyone mad, because they should be, because the argument is dumb.

if you would like an identical scenario please visit the original context of my sig

[TheSaxRunner05]

*Insert passionate argument here*

nvm idaf

[FissionMailed1]

If it wasn't for God, magnets wouldn't work.

[NeoMasterPie]

i don't a fuck

[Hakulyte]

How about..

1. If you believe in God you're wrong.
2. If you don't believe in God you're wrong.
3. If you believe God may or may not exist you're right.
4. If you don't care about God you're right too but irrelevant to thread.

Therefore:

In the first 2 cases argumentation is absurd.
The 3rd one is what I'm expecting everyone to be.
The last one is probably all the people trolling, posting jokes, pictures etc.

What does the thread want?

Based on majority vote.. probably the last part. /fml

..but based on number 3, you can assume that God exists for theory-crafting sake and get somewhere interesting where most of the other religious thread haven't set foot because number 4 keeps ruining threads as we constantly try to sacrifice number 1 and 2 because they're in an impossible scenario on argumentation.

Edit: Post count +1 doing public monologues is so fun~

[dAnceguy117]

Originally Posted by FFRN00B90210

and: the entire purpose of repeating the same retarded shit was to effectively emulate the caliber of conversation present in all religious discussions on this site. it involves a religious type crucifying themselves (apt analogy) in a battle of wits against the same washed out atheist rhetoric. the argument is silly, people are not here to change their minds or question themselves, but to get off on being right. no one reasonable wishes to contribute anything to it because it's senseless. quips and ad homs are there to make everyone mad, because they should be, because the argument is dumb.

interesting. I mostly agree. but couldn't you have just said that?

[FFRN00B90210]

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

interesting. I mostly agree. but couldn't you have just said that?

not really, i need my fun too. i think anyone legitimately against homosexuality is incredibly misguided and ignorant, and i'm deeply saddened when anyone expresses this. it's never worth attempting to change someone's mind on an internet forum, especially when they are no longer impressionable and when the context is not remotely conducive to serious discussion. my hope was that it'd be locked, like all of these should, but it never came. the only option would be to continue being belligerent.

f'real though popsicle3000 if yer set on being against homosexuality, you shouldn't have kids man. for their sake. if your kid is homosexual (by complete chance, it can happen after all) and feels even remotely resented, you are an awful, awful person.

[hi19hi19]

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

what the actual fuck i almost choked laughing idk why

danceguy u

[Choofers]

Originally Posted by FFRN00B90210

also everyone knows kil is hilarious

maybe in some other universe where composing music for a fan-made pony game is funny then yeah, kil is a laugh riot

[FFRN00B90210]

okay prebrono kil was funny

kinda wondering how the whole kil brony thing happened though seems a bit out of character tho maybe i just didnt know the guy

[FFRN00B90210]

he went full ham iirc

[reuben_tate]

*steps into heated debate*

oh my, I'm scared.

(I'm actually kinda scared to share my religious views...there's a high chance I'd get bashed by both religious and non-religious people in this thread.)

[adlp]

the only thing i remember about kil is gaussian blur and internet detective

[Izzy]

This really needs an abandon thread caption.

[d4u7211]

Originally Posted by Izzy

This really needs an abandon thread caption.

@.@

[bmah]

This thread has run its course a loooong time ago...see ya