DotKritic AMA

[DotKritic]

Ask me anything.

[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, 7 swans, 6 geese, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. You're holding Qh 10h and the flop is 3h 9h Jc. The tiger seems annoyed that his personal space is being invaded somewhat and thumps the poker table with his paw and bets 4x the minimum. All the other animals fly away scared except the 3 hens and the partridge. 2 of the hens fold and the 3rd one flaps its wings around aimlessly and calls. The partridge looks confident and you think it might raise but it just calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What is your avatar supposed to be?

Why did you decide to create a second AMA thread?

A friend invites you to a college party. You decide to take a shower beforehand but when you step out of the shower you see that someone has broken into your dorm room and nicked almost every item of clothing you own. Nothing else has been stolen, or even moved. You still have all your shoes and underpants. Apart from these, the only items of clothing remaining are a wetsuit, a lab coat, a tutu, a sombrero, and a sock. (If you don't own all these, just pretend you picked up the rest as free components of buy-1-get-1-free offers.) All the shops are shut. Do you attend the party and if so what do you wear?

[Zageron]

What is your opinion on theft, what is considered theft, how far does one have to go before a punishment is valid. How harsh a punishment should they receieve?

[DotKritic]

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, 7 swans, 6 geese, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. You're holding Qh 10h and the flop is 3h 9h Jc. The tiger seems annoyed that his personal space is being invaded somewhat and thumps the poker table with his paw and bets 4x the minimum. All the other animals fly away scared except the 3 hens and the partridge. 2 of the hens fold and the 3rd one flaps its wings around aimlessly and calls. The partridge looks confident and you think it might raise but it just calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Raise.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

What is your avatar supposed to be?

A rabbit being offered beer then having it taken away.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

Why did you decide to create a second AMA thread?

The first one was for my accounts before DotKritic.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

A friend invites you to a college party. You decide to take a shower beforehand but when you step out of the shower you see that someone has broken into your dorm room and nicked almost every item of clothing you own. Nothing else has been stolen, or even moved. You still have all your shoes and underpants. Apart from these, the only items of clothing remaining are a wetsuit, a lab coat, a tutu, a sombrero, and a sock. (If you don't own all these, just pretend you picked up the rest as free components of buy-1-get-1-free offers.) All the shops are shut. Do you attend the party and if so what do you wear?

Yes. I'll wear the sombrero and wetsuit and imitate crossing the Rio Grande River.

Originally Posted by Zageron

What is your opinion on theft, what is considered theft, how far does one have to go before a punishment is valid. How harsh a punishment should they receive?

Working in retail now (and for the past 5 years), I can say theft can really hurt a business in the profit side of things. Theft in my POV is considered taking someone else's possession without paying. Surveillance video. At the discretion of the company.

[Snowcrafta]

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